"Beauty" in a Bird's Eye

Hmmm… A list of theparakeet‘s Favourites.
Enjoy.






My Foundation: None

My Mascara: Loreal Telescopic
My Blush: None

My Eye Shadow: Sleek
My Day Cream: Nitrogena Day cream SPF 15
My Lipstick: None (Use Victoria Secret Lip Gloss instead)
My Beauty Product Brand: I do various brands

My Essential Beauty Product: Sleek crème to oil pressed powder

My Favorite Makeup Product: Sleek crème to oil pressed powder

My Perfumes: Cerrutti Image, Angel Demon by Givenchy, Cool Water, Pink by Lacoste, Space NK

My Nails: I usually don’t wear nail polish

My Feet: Same as nails

My Hands: Varies from Vaseline to Dove to Nivea hand cream and in the past Avon

Three Products to bring on a deserted island: Black eye pencil, lip gloss and pressed powder

Woman I admire for their beauty: None

Woman with the Best Sense of Style: None

How Do I Define Womanhood: Strength and Dignity


My Favorite Fashion Publication: I don’t read any.

He/She who has ear's let them....do as they like

Hi, Everyone!!! Hope you had a marvelous week...Good...
I've been scared emotionally lately and based on what i know now, i'm going to make a couple of sweeping generalizations (wunmi can stop reading now lol).

A girl will never forget her first guy...
A guy won't too because she was the one that gave us our first BJ, and now you have to do it too.


Ever loved someone who didnt think the world of you... me too.

What's worse? having feelings for someone who's married or someone who's gay?

Guys don't really want to get married. We'd rather have you as a live in girlfriend.

Women are as insecure as men...and more confused...
my last babe thought i was Insensitive,while my new babe think's i'm too insecure,
ladies & gentlemen, i have not fu cking changed...lol

Girl's would really like to call our phones till our batteries ran out but...then we'd think they were psycho's shey

Okay, so if we really liked you...even it meant stealing a phone, we'd call you.

If he's married and you're dating him, he'll only leave his wife for you...IN YOUR DREAMS.

There's always going to be that girl that think's we're cute ...(fu ck us fo r free) even though we're dating you.

A woman will dump you if she's getting bored in the relationship...thats the reason why men cheat too ( well, one of the reasons).

If a lady has all your qualities, does all you do ...then goes 1% more...then consider yourself getting dumped soon ....

If you've been dating for atleast 2 years and he's never popped the question, then he's never gonna do it.

In fact, if you dont get married soon, you're gonna get dumped.

Most times, we make you think you dumped us,really...Ever heard?
-I don't want to stand in your way or hold you back.
-I don't deserve you.
-I'm so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you.
-hmmm...wo, you can add more" those are the one's have used.

If we call you out of the blues, it means we want to get fu ked...really....you really know that don't you?

If a friend (girl) treats you as a friend,she will not sleep with you,get your head out of the clouds, mate.If she did it once (out of sympathy),no she's not your babe, because she won't do it again.

There are really guys out there that won't doubledate.

If you cheat on your babe and you're upfront about it...yes *i'm not crazy*, there's actually a possibilty that you'll be forgiven.

DON'T PLAY WIFE, IF YOU'RE NOT.

If a guy wants to date you ehn, he'll ask you out.

We really do need to have sex!

You can check our phones all you want, Read all our messages but we'll only get caught if we want to.

Hmmm....all girls are up for some naughty fun.

Ever f ucked a girl while thinking of someonelse....well she does too.

We do CRY when we get DUMPED.

There are three kinds of ladies out there...
Those we're not just attracted/interested in (it's not your fault, it's just us)
Those we're attracted to,but we really just want sex
Those we wanna get married to

When you meet a guy, you instinctively know if there's hope or not.

If a guy makes you cry (well apart from tears of ecstacy), dump him now.

Yep I'm done now....*deep breaths*
Hope you enjoy the songs on my esnips...watch this space on my mobile/audio dating.

Live your best life everyday

hello everyone....its been a while i've been here...and i've missed blogville,i still go bloghopping though and mighty me they're a lot of new bloggers on naija blogvilla now o,nice to see that...not that i'm so old too...lol

whew...i was practically forced back here by stuff that happened over the weekend..yelz. someone i know somehow thru a blogger died...and it just hit me the guy was just about 4 years older...and my world literally stopped.i wasnt acheiving all i set out to do (blogging inclusive) in the short span that God has gifted me with so i had to be back here....

Was feeling all romantic on thursday and sent roses to mrs boss at work,she and her numerous friends & colleagues appreciated it and i got a lil sumthing sumthing in return from mrs boss...lol and she met mumsie for the 1st time on saturday,i was nervous all through...lol cause its like i just apparently sealed my movement from being single with the enough faaji to being HOOKED atleast...lol.

Strolling hand in hand with mrs boss yesterday, i asked what she wanted from me this week and she's like "i want you to make more money".& i'm like yeah, what else, she said "thats all i want" and here i am begging you folks *prostrating-like its my traditional engagement*begging please buy my makeup products...lol.

Business has been moving Insha Allah, I got a number of calls from nigerian bloggers who made requests and i am so humbled.and all my onigbese's have paid so things are really looking up.Like you all know by now, I deal in Tara,Bobbi Brown,Sleek,Black Opal cosmetics...thinking of adding lise too...
Well yelz ladies and (gentlemen-a la zac efron stlye)...i'll give you discounts.For now, i'm out....Live your best life everyday shey una hear.

FYI,Max Factor yelz, the make-up brand's gonna be disappearing from the market next year...so better stock up o

Makeup Contracts

Been a while o abi....
No be my fault na, i dey try sell ni....
Selling's the most easy thing in the world, its also the most difficult activity too
Anyhoo, i'm making headway, yeah...
I got a contract...ehn now, a contract to "supply" my twin's colleagues at work, and she works in a bank, so enough money.lol.

Yes o, the increased disparity between the dollar and the naira affected me too.Thank God i thought to diversify.

A few changes will be coming to this blog....I'm going to be adding more Makeup tips courtesy http://mwatum.blogspot.com/ (Coup de Coeur) , http://herroyalposhness.com/ and http://naijagal.blogspot.com/ (Naijagal).
Hopefully i'll get to add a few makeup videos and Pictures.
I wouldnt mind contributions from my esteemed readers too o...shey una know say i be guy.closest i ever got to using makeup is painting my toe nails black....Do you think there's something wrong with that?...please tell me.

Hmmm let me see, okay ehn ehn, please tell me what you think about this transition from a relationship blog to a selling makeup blog...lol

And if you get "contract" for me, abeg holla

Makeup On Point....Check

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hope you're having a great day...well you ought to "write your own script"...a certain bank seems to have the lockdown on creative phrases....okay its Bankphb,please patronise them o...my sister works there ...lol

Ehn ehn, this is one of those posts that you have to quickly write down all you have to say before you forget o...lol. please forgive me if its disjointed.and yes, i will join issues cause i dont want to write two posts.

Do you have those days that you just think about your job and you cant take it anymore? well i had one yesterday and i decided i was quitting.Yeah,I'm quitting my day job...and thats it...although its gonna take a bit of time....i have a schedule planned already.I just hope i stick to it.I have a lot of projects i would want to be involved in...might gist una later.

Business is really moving o and i actually need to pump in more capital...as in demand far overshadows supply.Luckily i've got family that can "risk" their hard earned money for me.

On this second batch of merchandise i bought, I got a diary, wrote all the items and the cost, but i didnt write my expected profit, dont count your chicks before they are hatched abi.So i have an agreement with my major client for now that i would be coming over every friday to restock or collect money...instead of hapharzadly like before.hopefully that will ensure that gbogbo owo ma pe (All the money will be complete).

By the way, would you beleive that the company actually increased the price of the products, Now i know how it feels when government increases the price of fuel....lol.Its a shame that its my customers thats going to recieve the backlash.although i'll try to subsidize when i can.i'm becoming an economist abi using all this big big words.

And the thing about Iman is confirmed,she isnt bankrupt but her major distributor is,so for now you got to hurry before my Iman Cosmetics Stock gets soldout.

And i have mumsie to thank for all the advice, she's really got my back on this one.

Ladies,Now pause on reading a lil bit,take out your mirror and look into it....Is Your Makeup On Point? No smugs? No Blurs?....Now Clap for yoursef...lol.I dont know o, i think i'm in love with make up and especially when ladies are creative with eye shadow (like the one above), easy on the red lipstick though.

By the way, i twit too....almost every minute...forgive me....i feel its more easier getting my thoughts across there.you could drop ur twitter ID so i can follow u...well without pestering to buy my products o...lol

picture courtesy: http://allmeyene.blogspot.com/

Tara's Orekelewa to the Rescue

Whew....How was your val?...hope u had an exciting day with ur loved one.
I spent mine calling makeup distributors o...lol
didnt know Iman cosmetics was this scarce in lagos....abi people dey hoard am ni...lol
Sha i havent found one but i found ample replacement for my client
yep Tara's Orekelewa to the rescue,
I finally became a beauty rep yesterday
I registered and paid my dues....so i officially stock her cosmetic line now
and i think they're wonderful

Okay, so i got home with my products and sample, and mumsie....my sweet mum, even though she keeps saying its a woman's line of business, was the 1st to she mi lo wo (buy from me)....that in itsef is a blessing i believe.

Then a few of my sister's friends also bought although they've not paid o.

And today i had the balls to face my female colleagues at work, one bought too, with the others needing more samples...so i'm off to a great start abi

Ladies and Gentlemen, i'll keep you posted on subsequent marketing,sales and drama on the adventures of this guy selling makeup...lol

Ehn ehn, i found out that women buy makeup alot even during recessions...so if u want additional income why not start selling....i dont mind the competition...well unless u're on my turf...lol

Wo...i'm off looking for an Iman Distributor, Know anyone in Lagos?...pls i'm on bended knees, tell me o

(I'm sorry if i didnt respond to your match making messages, the service is on hold for now)

Ladies...pls if you'd buy a simple makeup kit, what wld u want to be in it?

Ready for business

Ladies and Gentlemen, bois and girlz...not again you might say...lol
well i'm back and ready for business...another one you might say...lol

yeah its the makeup business ladies and a few meterosexual guys....whatever that is

I love beautiful women and if you read the last post i'm sure you know the major reason why i'm going into this business...and its not about the global recession o.

Thank you for supporting me ehn, and i cross my heart not to disappoint you.*sigh..now i'm in deep s**t*..lol and thanks so much for your tips at being good at this.
I hope you'll be able to endure all my own beauty tips o...it'll prolly be more of avant garde makeup tips.so stay tuned

A few people didnt even know about my mobile dating serivce, well i still run one...i just stopped it been for free for now.till i get open source code or i get my shortcode...i'm sorry if i just burst your valentine's day bubble (hopes of getting a guy or babe before then)

Hopefully and please pray with me that i get it back on track before the end of the year.

Okay,so tomorrow...i'm gonna get my first stock of Tara's Orekelewa...
I'm ecstatic...its a new experience for me and i hope i enjoy it.

(P.S, I was at the toni kan bookreading in case you're wondering...recognised a few bloggers too)

30th October 2008 (400)

yeah yeah, i advertised but it was exhilirating acquiring the 400th user of my service....all this just within 2 weeks of making it to 300...i hopefully pray it wasnt a glitch o....at this rate i'll make 1000 folks before the end of the year...amin o

And i often have to distingiush between active users and individuals on my database, i can assure you that active ones are growing too...by active, i mean repetitive users...although i wish there arent that many cause it means you're trivalising it (my service i mean)

to counter that, they'll prolly be a deluxe version by the end of the year or early 2009...Insha Allah

they've been a few complaints i'd like to treat here:
I have clients complaining that they often try calling their matches but often dont get response...hopefully its the mobile operators just try and try again

Also the guys often complain that the lady doesnt call at all, my guy...i already done the difficult part for you, atleast i've provided you with the mobile number of a single female that lives so close to you that you could meet up before the end of the day if you wanted to....so really wats making the 1st call...trust me the ladies wouldnt call unless she's that desperate.

Sending repetitive asl's over the same mobile number suggests to my software that you'd like to change your user profile,so if your friend's using your phone to get a match...means we end up changing your preferences...lol
btw, tell your friend to get a phone now...ow much be sim card

anyhoo,thanks again everyone and take care

Conversations with a Babe (Lady Koko)

As i type this, i can here gun shots...chairmen (robbers) dey do operation just close to my office
but no lele, dem no fit reach my side...i hope..lol
anyhoo, got my last Conversation with a Babe....enjoy



lady koko: HEY DARLING
lady koko: LADY KOKO HERE!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice...
18andabove: ow was ur day?
lady koko: WELL....I JUST WOKE UP...LOL
lady koko: ITS 5.30 PM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: u mean u dont work?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: okay
lady koko: am a bit of a spoilt brat
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: GEES U TOUCHED A SENSITIVE SPOT MEHNN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wats the sensitive spot?...
lady koko: I'VE WORKED TWICE
lady koko: FIRST JOB I QUIT AFTER 2 DAYS
18andabove: i love the fact that u dont work o....
18andabove: but u get to eat...lol
18andabove: 2 days?????
18andabove: wat kind of work was it?
lady koko: SECOND JOB..QUIT AFTER 4 DAYS
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: admin kinda stuff
18andabove: 4 days?????....u slapped the boss?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: I DINT GET FIRED..i quit
lady koko: lol
18andabove: nioce...
18andabove: i hope i have the balls to do that soon...lol
18andabove: so wat course did u study at the uni?
lady koko: am studying medine
lady koko: *medicine
18andabove: oh????7 years right?
lady koko: yea
18andabove: omo una dey try o....
18andabove: 7 yrs for sch, when u go start life?
lady koko: HEHE......
lady koko: i guess thats y ma parents dnt want me to lifet a finger yet
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: WELL.....AM NOT THE TYPICAL MED STUDENT OOO
lady koko: I HAVE A LIFE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: wats ur typical day like?
lady koko: I'LL WAKE UP AT 12 PM
lady koko: HAVE PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE CATCHING UP ON THE REPEAT OF GIRLFRIENDS ON T.V.
lady koko: THEN.,....
18andabove: okay?
lady koko: I'LL CALL UP ONE OF MY BESTFREINDS
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: pancakes/....yummy...lol
lady koko: SEE IF SHE WANTS TO DO DINNER /LUNCH
lady koko: *mine are the best*
18andabove: yeepa...i'm not supposed to think abt food o...lol
18andabove: i guess...lol
lady koko: but basically from 2 -8 PM
lady koko: I ENTERTAIN GUESTS
18andabove: guests????
lady koko: I LIKE TO THINK A GREAT HOST
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I LIVE ON MY OWN
18andabove: as in friends that dont have jobs too
lady koko: FRIENDS COME OVER]
lady koko: I COOK
lady koko: AND STUFF
18andabove: where are ur parents?
lady koko: BUHAHAAHHHAAH
18andabove: lol
18andabove: and i'm guessing u're based in the uk
lady koko: YEA..LONDON BEYBEY!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: look yea
lady koko: am sure u think
lady koko: AM A LAZY ASS BITCH
lady koko: WHO DOES NOTHIN
18andabove: y pic too the side....wanna break my head?
lady koko: BUT EAT THE FRUIT OF HER PARENTS LABOUR
lady koko: WELL UR RIGHT
18andabove: no swear words...yet...lol
lady koko: but there is a whole load more depth to me mr!
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: lol
lady koko: lolol
18andabove: wats the most important thing to u now?
lady koko: THAT LAUGHTER IS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE..AND LOVE IS THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
18andabove: love????....well is there anything like that?
lady koko: OF COURSE...DNT U THINK SO
18andabove: i'm trying so hard to believe in it
lady koko: REALLY???????
lady koko: I BELIEVE IN LOVE OO
lady koko: I FEEL IT EVERDAY
18andabove: so ow many times u ever fallen in love?
18andabove: u have a webcam or something?
lady koko: IT DEPENDS..WITH A GUY?
lady koko: COS I FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS
18andabove: lol
lady koko: EVERYDAY
lady koko: *NO HOMO*
18andabove: seriously....u arent gay are u?
lady koko: I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART
lady koko: THERS A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE
lady koko: TO GIVE OUT
lady koko: IF THAT MAKES ME GAY
18andabove: so u are gay!!!!
lady koko: THEN YES!!!!!!!!! I AM GAY
18andabove: omo ur parents go kill u o...lol
lady koko: NO AM NOT SILLY
lady koko: AM NOT GAY..AM NOT BI
18andabove: ow long u been in the uk?
lady koko: *I LOVE ALL SEXES....I DONT DO ALL SEXES*
18andabove: so for the record, u're straight....
lady koko: FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS
lady koko: YES OOO..I AM STARIGHT AS RULER ABEG OOOOOO
18andabove: meaning u left immediately after secondary school?
18andabove: u got a webcam?
18andabove: so ow many siblings u got?
lady koko: NO WEBCAM
lady koko: 2 ADORABLE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: BIG BRO..LIL SIS
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: lucky me!
18andabove: and they're still in lagos....
lady koko: ma big bro is here
lady koko: ma lil sis is GETTING HER OWN TATSE
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: OF BOARDING SCOOL IN NIJA
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: wat sch u finished from?
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: SHE LOVES IT THO
18andabove: i guess, i was in boarding too
lady koko: I CANT SAY AM SORRY..THAT WILL GIVE ME AWAY.......
lady koko: BUT ITS ONE OF THE POPULAR ONES
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: AND NO IT AINT QUEENS COLLEGE
18andabove: no we wouldnt include it in the conversation...
18andabove: i'd just like to know...
lady koko: YEA I KNU
lady koko: WEL..OKAY
lady koko: ADESOYE COLLEGE
18andabove: wat?????
lady koko: YES
18andabove: where's adesoye college....lol
lady koko: ARE U KIDDING ME
lady koko: OKAY WAIT
lady koko: DO U KNU OLASHORE?
18andabove: serious....
18andabove: olashore?????....
lady koko: ERM...
lady koko: THESE ARE LITERALLY
lady koko: TOP TEN IN NAIJA
lady koko: PRESEIDENTS SONS
18andabove: okay....wats the name of the school?
lady koko: EVEN WENT TO ADESOYE
lady koko: AND U AINT HEARD OF IT
lady koko: LAWDYYYYYYYY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye is the name of the school??????
lady koko: YES! ADESOYE COLLEGE
lady koko: ASK AROUND
18andabove: i dont know anyone thats even heard it before sef...lol
lady koko: EVERYONE KNOWS IT
18andabove: just asked my colleagues...lol
lady koko: OKAY DO U VIVIAN FOWLER
18andabove: ehn ehn...i know that one...
18andabove: its close to where i live sef
lady koko: AND THAT ONE IS NOT EVEN
lady koko: UP THERE WITH ADESOYE AND OLASHORE YET
lady koko: AND U KNU IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye....olashore....sorry i dont know
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: OKAY OO
18andabove: prolly those schs at the outskirts of lagos...lol
lady koko: *DO UR REASERCH*
lady koko: NAA THEY AINT IN LAGOS
18andabove: already done it...
18andabove: ehn ehn...where dem dey?
lady koko: ADESOYE IS IN KWARA STATE....OLASHORE IS IN OSUN STATE
lady koko: BUT EVERYONE FROM LAGOS ABUJA GO THERE
18andabove: okay then...
18andabove: yeah right...lol
lady koko: ITS LITERALLY I TELL YOU...TOP 5 IN FACT
lady koko: HEAVY SCOOL FEES
lady koko: U PAY IN PUNDS
lady koko: OR DOLLARS
18andabove: so i'm guesing u're an osun *stressing the s* girl...lol
lady koko: NOPE
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: anyways lady koko....why use that name...
lady koko: BECOS AM KNOWN AS KOKO
18andabove: the only lady koko i know is one make believe lady we used to scare ourselves with in secondary school...lol
lady koko: AND I BELIEVE I POSSESS ALL THE QUALITIES OF A LADY
18andabove: koko????
lady koko: *SHE JUST MIGHT BE ME.....PEOPLE R USUALLY SCARED AND INTIMIDATED
18andabove: lol.....
lady koko: BY INTERNAL AND OUTWARD BEAUTY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: shes suppossed to turn all who see her into stone...lol
lady koko: WELLL.......I BELIEVE THAT ME OOOOO
lady koko: MEN USUALLY FREEZE IN THE STARES
18andabove: who personifies ur kind of beauty
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: AND WOMEN TOO OF COURSE
18andabove: so u had ur 21st birthday already????.
lady koko: I NEVER SED IT WAS 21ST DID I
lady koko: I CELEBRATED A SIGNIFICANT YEAR
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE TO EVERYONE ELSE
lady koko: 21 MEANS NUTIN TO ME
18andabove: ow old was the oldest person u dated?
lady koko: I DNT KNU Y ITS A BIG FUSS..WELL I GUESS IN AMERICA ITS THE OFFICIAL AGE
lady koko: OH GOSH
lady koko: WELL..I WAS 14 HE WAS 24
18andabove: i think 18 is the official age
18andabove: 10 yrs....
lady koko: OH REALLY OK
lady koko: YES
lady koko: I LIKE OLDER MEN
lady koko: AM TOO MATURED FOR MY AGE
lady koko: YOUNGER GUYS
18andabove: did u say 14?
lady koko: CANT SATISFY MY NEED
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: YES..WELL HE DIDNT KNU I WAS 14
18andabove: ow old was the youngest person u dated?
lady koko: LIKE I SED....I AM QUITE MATURED
lady koko: AM SURE IF I TOLD U MY AGE U WUD BE RATHER SHOCKED
18andabove: u look it...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: go ahead....
lady koko: I LOOK WOT
lady koko: OLD????
lady koko: GOODNESS
18andabove: u look older...lol
lady koko: I AM A KOKOLET OOOOOOOOO
18andabove: maybe its cause the pic is slanted...lol
lady koko: DO U AGREE
18andabove: yeah yeah....lol
lady koko: I'LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT
18andabove: have to see a lot of ur pics to agree...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so why do u blog?
lady koko: BECOS I LIKE TO TALK
lady koko: AND WRITING
lady koko: IS THE NEXT BEST THING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ever tot of been a presenter on radio or tv?
lady koko: YES ....BUT FUNY ENUFF..I CAN BE QUITE SHY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and in front of people too....lol
lady koko: WELL..IT DEPENDS ON THE CAMERA MAN ACTUALLY
lady koko: U KNU WOT
18andabove: lol...u naughty girl..lol
18andabove: wat?
lady koko: PEOPLE SEE ME..
lady koko: ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT KNOW ME
lady koko: EXPECT ME TO BE BURST OF ENERGY 24/7
lady koko: I AM QUITE A LIVELY BALL OF FIRE
lady koko: I GET EXCITED EASILY
lady koko: BUT
lady koko: i do get shy too
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so wats ur favourite drink ....
18andabove: apart from rum?
lady koko: SNAKE BITE
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: HAVE U TATSED IIT
lady koko: ITS SOOOO LOVELEY
lady koko: COMES IN MY FAVOURITE COLOUR TOO
18andabove: neva= got a snake bite me b4...lol
lady koko: LIKE A WINEY SORTA RED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: just kidding....is it suppossed to be an energy drink or wat?
lady koko: WELL ITS KINDA LIKE A COCKTAIL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: DEP/WINEY RED
lady koko: HAS A HINT OF STRWBERRY
lady koko: HAS A TANGY AFTER YASTE
18andabove: i have a thing for energy drinks though...
lady koko: REALLY
18andabove: gosh, cant talk abt drinks too..lol
lady koko: I HAVE WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH ENERGY ALREADY
18andabove: i guess...
lady koko: ENERGY DRINKS...MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AM ON CRACK
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: u ever been in nigeria since then?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: LASTE TIME WAS EASTER
lady koko: AM COMING FOR CHRISTMAS TOO
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: I ALWAYS COME BACK
lady koko: HW DO U THINK
18andabove: nice...so i'd get to see this dynamite...
lady koko: I MAINTAIN MY NAIJA FLINGS
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: WE'LL SET A DATE
18andabove: i'll come to dat later....
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: really ....why wld i ask u out rather than the other chick?
lady koko: AM NO DIFFERNT FROM THE OTHA CHICKS
lady koko: EXCEPT WE HAVE
lady koko: DIFFEREN STORIES TO TELL
lady koko: AND MINE MIGHT BE MORE INTERSTING
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: am worth the risk*
lady koko: lol
18andabove: so its not that u're a model....
lady koko: well some say i look like one
18andabove: cocacola shaped....halle berry looking bombshell...lol
lady koko: lol
18andabove: we better set a date right now then...lol
lady koko: halle berry aint all that
lady koko: lololololol
18andabove: she is....
18andabove: and lets not go there...lol
lady koko: SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR
lady koko: IS MORE LIKE IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: nice....
18andabove: so anyone introduce u to blogging?
lady koko: NO..I JUST STUMBLED ON TO IT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ADDICTED TO FASHION BLOGS
lady koko: JUST WENT ON FROM THERE
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: and most of ur posts are true...
lady koko: ALL my posts r true
18andabove: sure????
lady koko: 100 PERCENT
lady koko: THATS Y I TAKE SUM
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: even the almost raunchy ones...
lady koko: MOST POSTS DOWN
lady koko: AFTER A WHILE
lady koko: I FEEL NAKED
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: anything u ever written affected u in real life
lady koko: WELL I HAD AN INCIDENT
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: WHERE I HAD SLAGGED OFF
lady koko: ONE OF MY FRIENDS
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASICALLY I VENTED
18andabove: ok???
lady koko: AND THAT SAME DAY
lady koko: SHE CALLED ME TELLING
lady koko: ME SHE WAS HURT
lady koko: AND ALL
lady koko: AND I PANICKED
18andabove: ow???/
lady koko: THINKING SHE HAD READ MY POST..we will never know
lady koko: lol
18andabove: God ,,,, u got compromised...lol
lady koko: *i am now a cautious blogger....SAD
18andabove: ow identities are the most sacred things to us....we bloggers...lol
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: not that i care though...lol
lady koko: WHEN I FIRST STARTED
lady koko: I WANT ANNONYMOUS
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I HAD MY PIC UP AND ALL
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: MY DEFENSE THEN WAS THAT
lady koko: i was telling my own gist
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: BUT I SOON LEARNED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: met any bloggers yet?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: WELL..
lady koko: NOT PHYSICALLY
lady koko: BUT I'VE SEEN SOME PICS AND ALL
18andabove: yes now...lol
lady koko: AND THE CREEPY PART
lady koko: IS THE ONES
lady koko: THAT GO TO THE SAME PARTIES
18andabove: okay...lol
lady koko: AND WE CANT FIGURE OUT WHO WE R
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
18andabove: so any blogger u'd like to meet ....physically that is,
18andabove: apart from me o...lol
lady koko: WELL......
lady koko: HONESTLY....
18andabove: yes???
lady koko: I DONT REALLY MIND WHICH BLOGGERS I GET TO MEET
lady koko: I THINK I WUD STILL BE EXCITED
18andabove: sheybii...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u're above 18 right?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: AINT NO UNDERAGE BITCH
lady koko: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
18andabove: and now.....i can see ur legs...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: ITS NOT 4 U
lady koko: MY EX IS ONLINE
lady koko: JUST THTO I'D SHOW HIM WOT HE IS MISSING
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: ever used a mobile dating service before.....?
18andabove: lol
lady koko: am a bitch like that
18andabove: u bad girl...lol
lady koko: NO!!!!
18andabove: we've not gotten to the part where u swear...lol
lady koko: NO TO MOBIE DATING SERVICE
lady koko: I AINT SWEARING
18andabove: thought u been there, done that?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAAAA
lady koko: MOBILE DATING..INTERNET DATING
lady koko: THOSE
lady koko: R
18andabove: okay???
lady koko: ADVENTURES FOR ANOTHER DAY
18andabove: dont say it....
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....thought u'd use a different word...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: DARLING
lady koko: I AINT GONNA SWEAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BITCH AINT A SWEAR WORD TO ME OO
18andabove: thanks my dear...
lady koko: BITCH=SISTA
18andabove: so why did u break up with ur Ex?
lady koko: AHHH
lady koko: HE'S CHEATING ASS..JUST WASNT MAN ENUFF FOR ME ANYMORE
lady koko: THERE WERE GREATER MEN IN THE WORLD TO DATE
18andabove: so u did the breaking up bit???
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: NO ONE BREKS UP WITH LADY KOKO
lady koko: EVEN WEN I WAS YOUNG
lady koko: IF I SENSE IT COMING
lady koko: B4 U SAY THE WORDS
18andabove: wat did the other chick have that u didnt...?
lady koko: I WILL DUMO UR ASS
lady koko: A PUSSY THAT WAS WILLING
18andabove: okay...point taken...lol
lady koko: i am a vigin
lady koko: a PROUD ONE OOOO
18andabove: what????
lady koko: A FUCKABLE ONE
lady koko: BUT I JUST CHOOSE TO WAIT TILL I
lady koko: WANT TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE
lady koko: I KNOW MYSELF
lady koko: I COULD BE A FREAK
18andabove: so u aint sexually active yet...?
lady koko: BEST TO UNLEASH IT IN DUE TIME
lady koko: no...
18andabove: wait...ow old are u again?
lady koko: ITS BEEN HARD
lady koko: VERYYYYYYY HARD
lady koko: BUT AM A STRONG WOMEN
18andabove: got to be sure u're 18....
18andabove: lol
lady koko: AM OLD ENIFF TO HAVE SEX OOOO
lady koko: LOLO
lady koko: AM IN MY 20'S
lady koko: BASICALLY I AINT A TEENAGER NO MORE
18andabove: cause u said u werent sexually active...
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: IS THAT A SHOCK
lady koko: IT IS TO EVERYONE
18andabove: so wats the best thing abt being a virgin...
lady koko: IN FACT MY OWN BESTFRIEND
18andabove: yes i am shocked...
lady koko: DOESNT BELIEVE ME
18andabove: wat u have is rare....
lady koko: I KNOW
18andabove: i believe u though...
lady koko: YES ITS TRUE
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: THE BEST THING
lady koko: IS KNOWING
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AND RESPECTING..how in conteol i am
lady koko: OF MYSELF
lady koko: IT HAS NOTHING TO D WITH
18andabove: thats terrific...
lady koko: THE ACTUAL SEX FOR ME
lady koko: ITS JUST THE CONTROL ASPECT I ABSOLTELY LOVE
18andabove: everyoneelse let there...bodies control them
lady koko: just to clarify
18andabove: yes...wish i cld too...lol
lady koko: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BUT ITS NOT EASY
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: I WILL MOST PROBABLY EMBARK ON THAT JOURNEY(well of course i will)
lady koko: lol
18andabove: yeah...it isnt...
lady koko: but IT JUST HAS TO FEEL right
lady koko: if uknu wot imean
18andabove: yes it does....
lady koko: AND NO I AINT SHY OF MY BODY OOOO
lady koko: ALL BOYFRIENDS HAVE SEEN ME NAKED
18andabove: we wont let just anyone hit it...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: YEA ........ITS TOOO HOT TO HANDLE
18andabove: and i bet they tried....
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: WELL THEY KNEW
18andabove: but u wldnt just bulge and they'd think there's something wrong with u...lol
lady koko: WOT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
lady koko: NO
lady koko: THERE ARE MANY OTHER ROUTES
lady koko: OTHER THAN SEX
18andabove: and they went ahead...lol
lady koko: *WINK*
18andabove: yeah i know....lol
lady koko: THEY KNOW THERE AINT NUTIN WRONG WIV ME
18andabove: u bad girl...
lady koko: AM A BAD GIRL
18andabove: ok... so means u're really all talk , no action?
lady koko: behind closed doors
lady koko: U KU WOT
lady koko: I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT UR RIGHT
lady koko: AM ALL TALK....MINIMAL ACTION
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: AM A TEASE/...
lady koko: AM A TERRIBLE FLIRT
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: BUT DUN MEAN U GETTING SUM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: guessed as much...lol
lady koko: THE THE GIRL MEN LOVE TO HATE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: * AM CHANGING THO
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so seen any movies recently?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: BEEN WATCHING OLD CLASSIC MOVIES
lady koko: LIKE PRETTY WOMAN]LOVE AND BASKET BALL
lady koko: BROWN SUGAR
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: *SINGLE WOMEN MOVIES
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so u're really into drama flicks...
lady koko: TOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
lady koko: AM INTO ANYTHING GIRLY..ANYTHIGN ROMANCE
lady koko: AM A SUCKA FOR LOVE
lady koko: CAN U TELL?
18andabove: wld u ever consider mobile dating....seeing i run a mobile dating service?...*wink*
lady koko: THATS UNKNOWN TERRITORY
lady koko: I FEEL LIKE
lady koko: Y SHUD I
18andabove: yeah i can....thats y i can only see ur legs in this pic....lol
lady koko: ALREADY I HAVE TOO MANY
lady koko: DATES TO HANDLE
18andabove: like ow many?
lady koko: TO I NEED THE EXTRA
lady koko: ONES I CANT EVEN SEE
18andabove: thats wat they all say....lol
lady koko: YEA MANY SAY THATS THEIR LIFE...I live the life
lady koko: am a serial dater
lady koko: its wot i do with my spare time
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
18andabove: so right now, thats a no...?
lady koko: ITS A
lady koko: *MAYBE..IF AM FEELING ADVENTROUS
lady koko: I WILL TRY MOST THINGS ONCE
lady koko: JUST TO SAY I'VE DONE IT
18andabove: thats me too....
lady koko: AM IMPLUSLIVE LIKE THAT
lady koko: YOUT TOO
18andabove: even if its a dare....lol
lady koko: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: almost killed mesef cause of a dare...
lady koko: BUHAHHAHAHA
lady koko: HOW??
lady koko: WHAT DID U DO OO??
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: and i got to climb everest by God's Grace...lol
18andabove: i almost finished a bottle of pasties...
18andabove: its like fruty rum...
lady koko: AM GOING TO ISREAL TO CLIMB A MOUTAIN SOON
lady koko: CANT REMEBER WOT ITS CALLED
lady koko: AND I'VE ALREADY CLOMBED SOME IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: which one in ibadan
lady koko: CANT REMEBER THE NAME MEHNN
lady koko: BUT I KNU ITS IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i'm hoping to do the highest pic in nigeria december...
18andabove: peak....u invited
lady koko: WOTS A PEAK
lady koko: OH U MEAN MOUTAIN
18andabove: yeah...
lady koko: CLIMB THE HEIGHEST IN NIGERIA??
18andabove: yes...
lady koko: MOST DEF
lady koko: BUT WOT STATE WILL THAT BE IN THO
lady koko: MY DRIVER WILL HAVE TO LEARN THE ROAD
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: no probs then
18andabove: its in taraba state...
lady koko: WHERE D HELL IS THAT
lady koko: HOW MANY HOURS FROM LAGOS
18andabove: just on the border with cameroun...
lady koko: WOT!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: lets just say 24
lady koko: SORRY OH
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NOT ME AND YOU
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u dey fear abi...lol
lady koko: SO I WNT BATH
lady koko: FOR 24 HRS
lady koko: OR BRUSH TEETH
lady koko: SORRY OOO
18andabove: thought u gt extra balls...lol
lady koko: BUT EHN....
lady koko: ITS WAYYYYY
lady koko: OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE
lady koko: BESIDES U SHUD BE THINKING
18andabove: lol
18andabove: abt?
lady koko: BIUT TREATING ME TO A ROMANTIC DATE
lady koko: THT MORE MY STYLE
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: nah....u got enough of that...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: UR JUST SCARED
lady koko: LOOLO
18andabove: i've got to be different...
18andabove: so u can remember me all the time...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: HMMM
lady koko: INTERSTING
lady koko: WOT WUD
lady koko: U CONSIDER A UNIQUE DATE THEN
18andabove: wat wld u consider a unique date?
lady koko: I ASKED U FIRST
lady koko: WELL..NO ONE SEEMS TO GO SWIMMING AS A DATE ANYMORE
lady koko: AND THAT D PERFECT WAY
lady koko: TO CHECK UR BABES BODY OUT
lady koko: I GUESS GUYS AINT THAT SMART ANYMORE
18andabove: ladies 1st...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: *DNT PUNCH ME OO
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: thats a new one...lol
18andabove: guys usually do the big two...
18andabove: movies and restaurant...lol
lady koko: WOTS DAT
lady koko: boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BESIDES
lady koko: MOVIES??????????
18andabove: shey...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN TALK
lady koko: IN D CINEMA
18andabove: well, u can
lady koko: THTS D DATE
lady koko: FOR WHEN U ALREADY KNU EACHOTHER
lady koko: SO THAT
lady koko: ITS D DATE FOR GETTING PHYSICALLY FAMILIAR
18andabove: u only have to contend with the popcorn thrown from others...lol
lady koko: IN THE DARK U CAN EXPLORE
lady koko: EACH OTHER
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: lol....bad gurl...?
18andabove: so wat kinda guys u like?
lady koko: ALL MY EXS ARE ABSILUTELY DIFFERENT
lady koko: I DNT HAVE A TYPE
lady koko: BUT I USUALLY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AM NOT PHYSICALLY BLINDED
lady koko: AND THATS D HONEST TRUTH
18andabove: nice then...
lady koko: I LURRRRRRRRRRVE ME SUM SWAGGER
18andabove: so u cld date someone shorter...
lady koko: SOME CONFIDENCE
lady koko: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: APART FROM SHORTER
18andabove: i'm short....
lady koko: SHORTER IS THE ONLY TABOO
18andabove: well at 5 7, i think i am...lol
lady koko: AWW..BABES OKAY I WONT WEAR HEELS
18andabove: so i'm out, tom cruise is out, al pacino is out...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I NEVER SED SO
lady koko: U KNU WOT
lady koko: THERE IS ALWAYS A FIRST!
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: and tom did nicole and wats her name...kate...lol
lady koko: BUT U SEE
lady koko: THEY LOOK OKAY
lady koko: THEY STILL LOOK CUTE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: IT ;LOOKS WEIRD
lady koko: ONLY
lady koko: WHEN THE PARTIES ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WIV IT
18andabove: i'm a stunner....if i say so mesef...lo
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: yeah i guess....
lady koko: AND IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD
lady koko: WHEN
18andabove: so its a no fly zone for u lol
lady koko: THE GIRL IS TALL BUT SLENDER
18andabove: yeah...u slender....
lady koko: *GOD FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THAT BUT ITS THE TRUTH
18andabove: well unless this is a pic of ur sis...lol
18andabove: yeah it is...
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NO ITS NOT MA SIS
lady koko: OO ABEG..D GIRL IS ONLY 14
lady koko: LOLOLLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: GOSH
18andabove: come to think of it u...look 14..lol
lady koko: UR KINDA FUN
lady koko: EXCUSE ME
lady koko: ???????????
18andabove: thanks
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN SEE MY FACE PROPERLY
lady koko: WORREVER
18andabove: well cause u dont want me...lol
lady koko:
18andabove: cant c any emmm...chest...
18andabove: then no emmm...arsenal...
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ACTAULLY
lady koko: I HAVE REALLY GOOD CHEST FOR A SLENDER CHICK
lady koko: BUT I GUESS U WILL NEVER KNU
18andabove: yeah yeah...lol
lady koko: COS I AINT GONNA LET U FEEL
18andabove: i will when u come over, remember..lol
lady koko:
18andabove: lol
18andabove: doubt that...lol
lady koko: NOT IF I BRING MY BIG BROTHER WITH ME
18andabove: so wat team u support?
lady koko:
lady koko: i dont like football..I DONT WATCH FOOTBALL
18andabove: he'll be the body guard for me and u...lol
lady koko: I DNT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: eeya/....u dont know wat u missing..lol
lady koko: MY BRO BODY GURAD
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: U R JUST CRAZZY
18andabove: so apart from swimming* wink*....wat other sport u do?
lady koko: AM VERY ATHLETIC
lady koko: WELL USED TO BE
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASKETBALL
lady koko: TENNIS
lady koko: I LOVE SPORTS MEHNN
18andabove: just not football...lol
lady koko: NOPE....NOT MY CUP OF TEA
lady koko: BUT IF MY MAN
18andabove: so u're 5 10, 6, 6 2?
lady koko: LOVES FOOTBALL
lady koko: I'LL SHOW MY SUPORT
lady koko: BY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: MAKING HIM A SANDWICH
lady koko: AND BRINGING HIM HE'S CAN OF BEER
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and when sulking after a loss?
lady koko: AM NOT GONNA DISCLOSE MY HEIGHT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: I'LL GIVE HIM A BJ
lady koko: THATS HUD CHEER HIM UP
lady koko: #
lady koko: ,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lets see...i think u're...5 4....thats why u're height sensitive...lol
18andabove: lol...u bad gurl...
lady koko: AM NOT BAD
18andabove: said that like ow many times already>????
lady koko: AM BEING SARCASTIC
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 5'4?????????
lady koko: NO MATE
18andabove: ok...then...any song u in love with right now?
lady koko: MY DEAR I HAVE TO BE LEAVING SOON.....I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER FOR S FRIEND
18andabove: no probs...
lady koko: WE HAE 30 MINS TO CHAT
18andabove: as in 30 more mins?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I HAVE A SONG I
18andabove: which one?
lady koko: YEA 30 MORE MINS
lady koko: ITS CALLED
lady koko: BUST YOUR WINDOW
18andabove: by ????
lady koko: BY JAZMINE SULIVAN
18andabove: not heard it yet....
lady koko: ITS BASICALLY
lady koko: ABOUT
lady koko: A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HER
18andabove: lets see if i can find it online...
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND SHE IS TELLING HIM
lady koko: WHAT SHE DID TO HE'S PRECIOUS CAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: *EVIL LAUGH
18andabove: u cldnt do that wld u?
lady koko: HE DESERVED IT IF U ASK ME
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: I CUDNT DO THAT
lady koko: ONLY BECOS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM TOO CLASSY FRO THAT RUBBISH
lady koko: AND I KNU
lady koko: HE WILL COME BEGGING EVENTUALLY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: *THEY ALWAYS DO
lady koko: *SIGH
18andabove: yeah yeah..
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM NOT SAYING THAT
lady koko: JUST BECOS.....like evry otha girl
18andabove: so a guy's confidence wld definatlly attract u to him?
lady koko: that thinks she's d shit
lady koko: YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: CONFIDENCE
lady koko: I ABSOLUTELY
lady koko: CAN NOT RESIST
lady koko: UGLY GUY OR PRETTY GUY
lady koko: THE SWAGGER
18andabove: its not if he drives a bently....or looks like the hulk?
lady koko: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: PLSSSSSS
lady koko: THATS SOOOO BORING THESE DAYS
18andabove: cld u ask a guy out?
lady koko: depth....is more exciting
lady koko: I ALREADY HAVE ..ONCE
lady koko: NEVER AGIN THO
18andabove: ehn ehn,
18andabove: ow did it go?
lady koko: AND I ONLY
lady koko: DID
lady koko: IT BECOS
lady koko: I WANTED TO CHECK IT OFF MY LIST
18andabove: ....?
lady koko: OF THINGS TO DO
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I WAS TESTING MYSELF..SO SEE HOW BOLD I CUD BE
lady koko: IT WASNT COS I WAS DROOLING OVER HIM SOO BADLY
18andabove: u really bold...
18andabove: i get....
18andabove: so ow did it end?
lady koko: I HVE MY MOMENTS
lady koko: HE FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME
lady koko: HONEST]
lady koko: BUT GOT A BIT TOO CLINGY
18andabove: lol////
lady koko: HE WAS A GOOD GUY..JUST NOT THE GOOD GUY FOR ME
lady koko: I HATE TO BE BORED
18andabove: why do we not like the clingy ones..lol
lady koko: what started as summin exciting
lady koko: now starts
18andabove: been hearing that phrase recently...
lady koko: to becosme too predictable
18andabove: yeah....
lady koko: thats d problem wiv clingy guys
lady koko: U NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL URSELF
18andabove: and gurls to
lady koko: FAKE IT
lady koko: BECOS GIRLS
18andabove: too...
lady koko: DNT WANT
18andabove: ok
lady koko: TO BE SMOTHERED EVERYTIME
lady koko: IT MAKES UR KISSES LESS SPECIAL...
lady koko: UR TALK BECOMES CHEAP
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wld u go out with ur best friend's ex?
lady koko: NEVER!!!!!!!!
lady koko: WHERES THE LOYALTY
lady koko: SHE CANT BE EX GIRL TO THE NEST GIRL
lady koko: THEN HAVE THAT NEXT GIRL BE ME
18andabove: even if they broke up abt 5 yrs ago?
lady koko: IT WILL BE WEIRD NAWW
lady koko: LIKE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: HW DO U COPE KNOWING
lady koko: THAT THEY ONCE USED
lady koko: TO CARESS AND KISS
lady koko: SO R WE ALL EXPECTED TO GO ON DOUBLE DATES
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LIKE A DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
lady koko: PLS ABEG
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ITS JUTS EASIER AND LESS HEADACHE TO AVOID SUCH
18andabove: talking abt fam, wu u closer to?
lady koko: HOWEVER
lady koko: I WILL DEF DATE MY BESTFRIENDS
lady koko: EX-CRUSH
18andabove: thats ok, i guess.
lady koko: AM A DADDY'S GIRL
lady koko: AM MUMMY'S SISTER/GIRLFIEND
18andabove: u got ur looks from him too?
lady koko: AM MY LIL SIS'S HERO/INSPIRATION
18andabove: eeya...
lady koko: AM MY BIG BRO'S BABY
lady koko: EVERYONE OF THEM PLAYS
18andabove: thats so cute....lol
lady koko: SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROLE
lady koko: we r a reallllllllllllllllly
lady koko: closeeeeeeeeeeeee family
18andabove: we all need fam
lady koko: ESPECIALLY FOR NIGERIANS
lady koko: I KNOW RIGHT
18andabove: yeah...
18andabove: so lets say this medicne thing doesnt work out...
18andabove: wat wld u do?
lady koko: GOD FORBID
lady koko: DIDNT PLAN ANYTHIGN ELSE
lady koko: THATS WOT I AKLWAYS DREAMT OF
18andabove: sorry, hit a raw nerve i guess...lol
lady koko: I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS..LITERALLY
18andabove: sticking needles into everyones arses...lol
lady koko: not rally..am just scared
lady koko: that all
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: AM TOO PASSIONATE..I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
lady koko: U FEEL ME
18andabove: yeah i do...
18andabove: u ooze originality, confidence, care, uniqueness and sophistication
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: OH MA GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: R U SERIOUS
18andabove: yeah
lady koko: DO U REALLY GET ALL THAT
lady koko: JUST FROM THIS CONVO
lady koko: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: yes ma....
18andabove: deduced that already....
18andabove: just that u get shy...
18andabove: when u least expect it
lady koko: lolo...YEA..LOLOLOL
lady koko: AM SHY OF MY BADNESS
lady koko: LLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NO ONE WANTS TO BE JUDGED
lady koko: BECOS OF THAT
lady koko: U KNU
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: so he's got confidence....but he still doesnt get ur number....why?
lady koko: BECOS OUR SOULS JUST DID NOT CONNECT
lady koko: SIMPLE
lady koko: AM QUITE A SPIRITUAL PERSON
lady koko: IN D SENSE THAT
18andabove: ehn ehn...
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I ALWAYS
lady koko: SORT OF SENSE PEOPLE FROM A MILE
lady koko: I DNT KNU HW TO EXPLAIN IT
lady koko: OAKY LIKE
lady koko: SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I GIVE SUM PEOPLE THE TIME OF THE DAY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: THEY WONDER Y I MOST TIMES DNT CARE TO KNU THE POPULAR PEOPLE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ITS JUST BECOS I OFTEN RECOGNISE
18andabove: maybe its just telepathy?
18andabove: i have it with my twin...
lady koko: UR A TWIN???????????
lady koko: REALLY?????????????
18andabove: yeah i am...
18andabove: my name is kehinde...
18andabove: u never did me the honours of telling me urs?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAMES R REALLY PERSONAL
18andabove: will u???
18andabove: u know wat forget it...
lady koko: MY NAME IS.......................................
lady koko: COCOA
18andabove: so....wat are conversation killers...for u???
lady koko: EVERYONE CALLS ME COCOA
18andabove: not me...lol
lady koko: so wot do u want to call me
lady koko: give me a ncikname
lady koko: hehe
lady koko: *am soo chessesy
lady koko: but realy wot do u wanna call me
18andabove: still thinking abt it....
lady koko: well i'll answer ur previous question
18andabove: wat wld u like a guy to talk abt when he approaches u?
lady koko: while u think
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: okay i'll ansa that too
lady koko: converstains killer for me
lady koko: are dudes talking about THEIR VOILENT NATURE
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND GIRLS TALKING DIRTY ABOUT THEIR BESTFRIENDS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BESTFRIENDS R SPECIAL...
lady koko: U NEVA VENT ABOUT THEM TO JUST ANYBODY
lady koko: AND WHEN A GUY FIRST MEETS ME
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I CANT SAY WHAT I WUD LIKE TO HEAR..I LOVE TO BE SURPRISED....BUT PLS
lady koko: IF U GONNA
lady koko: USE A CHAT UP LINE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: USE ONE I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE...AND DELIEVER IT WITH HUMOUR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AND DNT BE OFFENDED WHEN I CALL U A *CHESSEBALL...
lady koko: IN FACT
18andabove: wat of "i've we met before"
lady koko: I WILL RESPECT U MORE
lady koko: IF U *ACCEPTED
lady koko: NO..THATS PLAYED OUT
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF I FIND U
lady koko: PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE
lady koko: I'LL PROBABLY SAY
lady koko: "YES WE HAVE.....I SAW U IN MY DREAMS
18andabove: or "wat are the chances we hitting the sack tonight:...lol
lady koko: COS AM CHESSEY LIKE THAT
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: I WILL SIMPLY ROLL MY EYES AND SAY
lady koko: WOT R THE CHANCES OF U WANKING URSELF TONIGHT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 98%
18andabove:
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: THATS JUST LAIN RUDE
lady koko: FOR HIM TO BE ASKING THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: ONLY BOYFRIENDS
lady koko: R ALLOWED TO PLAY LIKE THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: so when does he go from being an acquitance to a lover...?
18andabove: ow many months...weeks...days...?
lady koko: I DNT PUT RESTRICTION IN TERMS OF TIME
lady koko: I DNT FOLLOW A RULE
18andabove: ok
lady koko: WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
lady koko: WHEN IT FEELS WE HAVE GOTTEN TO KNU
lady koko: EACHOTHER
lady koko: TO THAT LEVEL
lady koko: AND WE CANT GET TO THAT LEAVEL
lady koko: IN JUST 2 WEEKS NOW CAN WE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX OPEN BOOK
lady koko: U WILL NEED AT LEAST
lady koko: 2 MONTHS
18andabove: u're a complex complex book...lol
18andabove: only u understands u...lol
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX..open BOOK
18andabove: well right now...lol
lady koko: NO AM A VERY UNDESTANDBAL PEROSN
lady koko: I WEAR MY SOUL ON MY SLEEVES
lady koko: AM PROUD OF THAT BY THE WAY
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: IT ALLOWS
lady koko: #PEOLE TO KNU
lady koko: THE SIDE OF ME THAY SHUD KNU
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: IF THEY DNT LIKE IT..
lady koko: THEY HAVE EBUFF TIME
lady koko: TO MOVE ON
lady koko: LOLOLOLLO
18andabove: ow did ur 1st kiss feel?
lady koko: IT WAS RATHER LATE
lady koko: I WAS 15
lady koko: IT WAS DIVINE
lady koko: WORTH THE WAIT
lady koko: WORTH THE ANTICIPATION
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: I FELL IN LOVE WITH KISSING
lady koko: I LOVE KISSING
lady koko: AS U CAN TELL
lady koko: KISSING IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i guess it felt horrible for the guy....lol
lady koko: WHY
18andabove: as in knowing u wont do any other thing...lol
lady koko: I THINK AM GOOD KISSER OO
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: THER ARE MANY OTHER THINGS
lady koko: TRUST ME
lady koko: PEOPE R JUST NOT WILLING TO EXPLORE
18andabove: got any special day dream for the main thing...
18andabove: apart from bj, watelse?
lady koko: WE WONT GO INTO THAT NOW
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: WE NEED TO GET TO A LEVEL
lady koko: TO DISCUSS SUCH
lady koko: AM SEXUALLY SHY
lady koko: REMEBER
18andabove: wat level????
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: yeah i guess...
18andabove: so no special day dream yet?
lady koko: AT LEAST WE WILL REACH
lady koko: FRIEND LEVEL FIRST NAWW
lady koko: U R MERELY AN ACCQUAINTANCE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I'VE BEEN DAY DREAMING ABOUT
18andabove: shey...lol
lady koko: BEING KISSED PASSIONATLY
lady koko: THATS THE ONE THING I MISS
lady koko: BEING SINGLE
lady koko: I CANT BRING MYSELF TO PASSIONATELY KISS
18andabove: u're single
lady koko: JUST ANY ONE
lady koko: yea.....
lady koko: but dating
lady koko: i just got out of a 4 yr relationship
18andabove: omo all those uk guys no sharp o...lol
lady koko: lololol
18andabove: eeya...wat he do wrong????
lady koko: awwwwwwwww
18andabove: Btw, when u going to cook?
lady koko: ALLOWING ME TO FIND OUT HE CHEATED
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF HE CHEATED BUT DINT LET ME FIND OUT
lady koko: FAIR ENUFF
lady koko: LOLOLOLLOL
18andabove: must have felt really bad...
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: I BROKE UO WIV HIM 2 WEEKS B4 I EVEN FOUND OUT
lady koko: TO BE HNEST
18andabove: so u dumped him before he said "i'm sorry"
lady koko: I DIDNT THINK HE WUD CHEAT
18andabove: has in, in ur mind u'd broken up already...ll
18andabove: lol
lady koko: I TRIED MY BEST TO SATISFY HIM
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: sex is always the ultimate huh
lady koko: lolololol
18andabove: i guess...well for some pple...
18andabove: some other guys just want someone who'll be there for them...
lady koko: YEA..WELL..THAT WASNT THE ISSUE ANYWAY
lady koko: YEA TRUE
lady koko: I WUD THINK AT A STAGE IN UR LIFE
18andabove: yeah?
lady koko: THAT WILL BE MORE IMPORTNT
18andabove: definately....
lady koko: ANYWAY DARLING
18andabove: i think u're at that stage already
lady koko: REALLY
lady koko: YEA I THINK SO TOO
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: THATS Y AM SINGLE U SE
lady koko: AM WAITING FOR THR MEN
lady koko: TO FULFILL THAT FANTASIES
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WITH THE LITLE GIRLS
lady koko: THEN COME AND WIFE ME
lady koko: BUAHHAHHAHHAHA
lady koko: JUST KIDDING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: OOO
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
lady koko: WHO BE MUGUUUUUUU]LOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: u really cracking me up...lol
18andabove: we dont have to stop, do we?
lady koko: YES WE DO
18andabove: when?
lady koko: BUT IT WAS GREAT
lady koko: NOW
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: I REALLY HAD FUN THO
lady koko: TALKING TO U
lady koko: AND WE MUST DEF DO THIS AGIN
18andabove: we cld finish...whenever u're online...
lady koko: OKAY
18andabove: got a name for u...
lady koko: IF AM ON
lady koko: LATER TONIGHT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WOT IS IT
18andabove: no tomorrow...
lady koko: OK...BUT WOT IS THE NAME
18andabove: heard the song by kardinal and akon?
lady koko: *DRUM ROLL
lady koko: NO
18andabove: seen the video?
lady koko: NO
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: thats an assignment...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOO
18andabove: go figure...lol
lady koko: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE THAT
18andabove: had a nice time....
lady koko: I'LL DLEIVER MY FINDINGS
18andabove: btw, wat u cooking?
lady koko: WEN NEXT WE TALK
lady koko: FRIED RICE
lady koko: MA FRIEND IS OBSEESSED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: dont burn it o...lol
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: if na oyinbo, put plenty pepper...and watch him sweat ...lol
lady koko: WILL TRY
18andabove: thanks for ur time...
lady koko: LOLOLOO
lady koko: U R WICKEDDDDDDDDDDD
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lady koko: MA PLEASURE
18andabove: u wicked too..my dear...
lady koko: #
18andabove: u're like a breath of fresh air...
lady koko: TILL NEXT TIME DARLING..XOXO
18andabove: wish i cld suck u in...
18andabove: literally o...lol
18andabove: l8r
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHA
lady koko: BYEEEEEEE
18andabove: bye


Yeepa...that one was close...
hmm una go forgive me...
i got to go

sunday 31st of August 0808 (Happy Ramadan)

sunday 24/08/08 (women want)

What do women want? many men have wondered. Who knows. But figuring out what women want in men is crucial to becoming effective not only in dealing with women, but developing the kind of Dating Life you really want.

So what do women want from men? What traits do they look for? And why -- what's the reason behind it?

There are three specific traits. And naturally there are also three corresponding reasons why women want these traits in men.

Let's take some time to explore them in detail...

Ultimately, what women want in men is to have their needs and desires fulfilled. To understand what traits women look for in men, we have to understand just what those needs and desires are...

... and then we can make the connections to these character traits, and how you can develop them in yourself.

Need #1: Security. Women want to feel safe. In today's civilized world however, safety isn't really that big of an issue anymore.

Need #2: Pleasure. Women want to feel pure sensual stimulation. What do men talk about? Business, sports, and women. But what do women talk about? Sex, men, sex, relationships, and sex -- did I mention sex?

Need #3: Adventure Women want to feel excitement and anticipation. They have a strong desire to trust in someone who will lead them into emotionally charged experiences that they wouldn't have the courage to go alone.

saturday 23/08/08 (lil Black book)

Lately i havent been going out much, yeah thats
one of the minuses of running your own biz, anyways
i come across a ad in the paper about The Black
Book Of Success Seminar...and i just had to go listen,
maybe network with other startups...

Anyways i get there and we're like 700 individuals there.
i start trying to make contacts consiously checking
if i could see a competitor...hopefully i didnt meet anyone...

the various talks, were invigorating...
mrs Johnson really tried in making this stuff free...but off
course i knew it wasnt free...it was just running on "freemium"
there were really 2 speakers...
niyi spoke about his business, the challenges he encountered
and how he was able to solve them...Niyi is a freaking salesman,
he ought to be cause he sells cars...lol
he really made everyone feel good about starting a business
The next speaker was really more practical, he literally burst alot
of bubbles...lol

anyways, the only thing i took away from the seminar was that...
in nigeria, everyone's always in the process of starting a business...
less than 10% really hard a workable plan...
only a few have funds...

Thursday 21/08/08 (ugly duckling)

i have a "ugly duckling theory" and you dont have
to subscribe to it...in a group of ladies, lets say
at the club, a party, whereever...there's going to
be one thats a 3 while there's going to be a 10...i.e
one will look drab while one's going to look outstanding
the others will be in between, right...

3 consciously knows she's 3, while 10 also knows...but the
others dont know where they fall in between...the thing is,
in this group, who do you think will get asked out the most?
most of you would have said,the 10 right?...
you're all wrong...lol
3 gets asked out the most...
thats the "ugly duckling theory"

to prove it ehn, you try it yourself...in the next group of ladies
you meet, which of them would you want to hit on....
i'm preety sure a 3,is the one u think you stand a chance with...

thing is, she gets asked out so often that it gets into her head,
she starts to form, what she doesnt know is that most guys really
want a 10 but dont have the balls to talk to her, so in effect we
manage the 3...lol

Guys only need to realise that if you go for the 10, dont make all
those remarks o, as in really go for her intelligiently, you'll get
her...because guys really dont ask her out...no they're scared...
they go for 3...lol

go for 10,when you get her...all her friends that fall in between
want a piece of the action too, yeah cause they'll be thinking that
if you got 10, you must have done something right...

so my guy, shoot for a 10, at most you'll get the chicks in between
never go for a 3,well unless you have no balls...

thurs 14/8/2008 (permutations)

stop doing the f..king permutations in your head...
when it comes to meeting women, you cant predict
all the scenarios...your head will just explode...
all you can do is have a win-win mentality and
attitude, so you are always prepared for any eventuality

also you've got to make your decision within 10 seconds
and stick to it,dont go "i'll get the next opportunity",
you wouldnt,well not this way anyways...

okay okay, you still didnt have the balls to say something
dont put yourself down cause you didnt...put your head up
high and walk away...dont beat yourself up...yeah yeah,
you didnt win this time...they'll be another girl, another time...
dont just make it an habit....
cause the girl of your dreams might just walk away again...
cause you were doing those f..king permutations in your head again...lol

wednesday 13th 08 2008 (shoot)

Guys out there, i got one small advise for you...
Go for the one that's prolly out of reach...Heard
that thing about shooting for the moon and landing
among the stars...yes go for it...go for her

The one that's taller than you,
the one that looks smarter,
the one that steals the spotlight,
the one thats defiantely richer,

and please dont treat her like a demi-god...in other
words, dont suck up to her....thats how she's been
treated all day and frankly she's been waiting for you,
someone confident enough to blow her off her feet...

Just be original, cause even being a photocopy is not
easy...lol

Worst case scenerio,if she blows you off, i'm betting
one of her friends would be captivated by this guy thats
so unlike the others...

Tuesday 22nd July 2008 (1st Dates)

The Big Two

Okay so you finally got her number and you invited her out on a date...she just said yes and then what?

Every one knows about "The Big Two". These are the normal/safe dates. They aren't very creative, but they are universally accepted:

A Movie - Inviting someone to a movie is definitely safe. It is probably the #1 first date. One good way to make it a little interesting is to let your date choose the film, or put a bunch of movie names in a hat and pick one at random when you get together. If you choose a movie you won't have to say anything once the movie starts. That can be a real relief if you find you are both tongue-tied.And going to the movies costs an arm.lol

A nice dinner - Another classic. As mentioned above, dinner out means that you are going to have to think of something to talk about for an hour or two. Sometimes that can be hard, especially on the first date. One way to lessen that problem is to go on a double date. If you go out to dinner you will have to carry a conversation all night long. That can be tough sometimes, especially on the first date.

Every one knows i do my things differently...i’d want the event to be memorable...
So my own dates are usually:

Getting ice cream together, shey i told u i had a sweet tooth.

Travelling on very short notice.

I love going to the museum too, if she’s interested means she’ll prolly be intellectual.

Also going on volunteer activities together shows she’ll care for more than my money.

Once we went kart racing, i practically injured an instructor...it was great we cheering each other on.

If you cant think of anythingelse, just do THE BIG TWO

Friday 18*july*08 (added)

I have added a few more modifications to the service and this site
well thats if you noticed them sha...
For a period of time, i am going to be granting fellow bloggers
the opportunity to advertise their products and services on my site
(see examples on the right) and on my mobile dating service...
and yes its going to be free for a while...all you do is send a text
message with your blogger Id and the product or service you want to
advertise to me at kehindebadejo@yahoo.com or 08052472837...

Okay, the "18andabove"tshirts are going to be out soon...its only going
to be worn by folks that are single, so you can walk up to those people
and start a conversation cause,they are single lol...on each tshirt, you'll
also find the individuals's number...so if you're still shy enough to walk
up to them...u can copy their mobile phone numbers and call them later..
nice or not...BTW if u want the tshirts, u know who to cal...lol

Also i've gotten reports from users of the service that, their are folks
that are no longer active on the service...meaning

1. you're past 30 years...sorry,i've got an upgrade for you though

2. you're no longer single now...which is so so cool

3. You just dont want to use the service anymore...which is a pity
then you send "STOP" to 08052472837 and I'll bother you no more...

Cross my heart...lol

Why More Than 75% of Men Can't Attract Women

So many guys think you can improve your sexual quality by learning
all sorts of special techniques. Sure, those are nice - but they're
closer to window dressing than the heart of the matter. What you
REALLY need to do is engage her brain, activate her fantasies - and
become that which TRULY turns her on.

You'll like this exercise

I want you to close your eyes. I want you to close your eyes and
continue reading through squinty eyelids that you shut whenever you
get enough info to run with it.

Now, I want you to think of the HOTTEST image you can.

It can be something you've done, something you've seen done, or
just something you've dreamt of doing.

Paint the full picture. Really let yourself go, get randy, get to
the point where it's tough to just sit there without doing
something ABOUT this amazing fantasy.

Once you've gotten the picture firmly in your head and you've, uh,
concluded it, take a few moments to reflect.

What was it about the fantasy that turned you on?

It's not the size of the wave, OR the motion of the ocean?

Now I don't claim to have ANY idea what you personally find
exciting, but I'm prepared to make a few generalities that will
almost CERTAINLY apply.

It might have been location-specific, or person-specific, or
attitude-specific.

But it wasn't technique-specific.

What I mean by this is, you might have been on a secluded beach
with three other ladies lapping at you - but you weren't concerned
with the exact motion of the flicks of their tongues (even if you
know it through vivid imagination).

If you were making out, it might have been the EXCITEMENT of doing
it in a hotel pool with lots of balconies around - but not the
pattern of suction she applied to your lips.

Or if you were eating sushi off some naked Asian beauty, it was the
fact that you were EATING SUSHI OFF SOME NAKED ASIAN BEAUTY, and
didn't have much to do with how you held the chopsticks.

Where are we going here?

Technique isn't important. Ok, it's important - but only in a
secondary kind of way.

You've been duped too long!

'Wait,' you think, 'What about Susie Q. who did this thing it drove
me wild, that was technique!'

Yeah, that can happen. But only when you already LIKE someone, for
the most part. Susie Q. already got you excited - so you were
LOOKING for something to turn you wild. You were just helping her
along.

Now, there are rare instances of a woman who has such AMAZING
technique that she'll keep her men around just for that.

But trust me, those are EXTREMELY rare instances, both because of
the skill necessary and because, well, most men need something MORE
than the pure physical pleasure of pleasing touches.

Don't get me wrong, the pleasing touches are wonderful - they just
can't do the job alone.

Now, bearing in mind what it is that REALLY turns men on, remember
this - for women, it's even MORE about the fantasy and LESS the
physicality.

Up to ten times more, in some cases.

And what is it that most books or programs try to teach a man to
help his sex life?

Yep, techniques.

Hey, it can be handy to know the 1 o'clock hot spot or the Frisbee
hold... in the same way it can be handy to know where the salad fork
goes.

These things can help make an event that much more special, but if
you can't COOK, they don't mean much.

So, sexually, how do you COOK?

Simple. You've got to plug into your lady's brain.

Engage her mind, find out and then ACT OUT her fantasies. Don't
worry so much about stroke order until you've mastered the more
ephemeral parts of sex.

And how do you do that?

If I had to sum it up in two words, I'd say Inner Confidence.

You need to be so COMFORTABLE in your sexual skin that you RELAX
her. So OPEN and at ease that you bypass her nerves and shyness
(and most women - even gregarious ones - are shy when you get to
sexual fantasies).

You need to make her feel ok being open and vulnerable with you.
And you do that not through cooing and being a girlie-man - but by
being open and confident and completely natural about everything.

And then you need to LEAD her.

If her comfort and trust are what open the door, you've gotta take
her hand and help her through it.

Think about it - you can NEVER achieve this sort of openness and
freedom with another spontaneously or just because you WANT to - it
MUST be actively brought out by your partner.

And then, once you've got access to her fantasies, start making
them come TRUE. Trust me, if you truly get in her head, you can
make a woman orgasm without even TOUCHING her.

And if you've got a lady having that much fun, she's going to
INSIST on sharing the pleasure.

So now you know WHAT to do - the question is HOW?

Where's that recipe?

The answer is from WITHIN yourself. This is entirely an
inside-to-outside enterprise.

How Ugly Men Attract Women...

It's a sad fact of life that everyone out
there has some type of insecurity that makes
them feel "unattractive." Even the most
beautiful women in the world have stuff about
them that makes them feel ugly at times.

For men - their visual nature can often times
make them very critical of their own appearance.
There is always something that makes us
feel as though we are ugly.

Maybe it's the fact that we are too short,
or fat, or bald, or old? There are any
number of factors that make us feel "unworthy"
of the attentions of beautiful women.

But if that was the case - no one would ever be
able to attract a woman at all!

In fact, the next time you're out, take a mental
note of every guy you see with an attractive girl,
and try and appraise whether or not you think that
guy's looks are worthy of the girl he's with.

Sure, sometimes you'll find a guy who's with a
girl and they are both fine credits to their
species. But most of the time, what you'll
find is the guys with really hot and appealing
women range from "average" to "ugly" in the
looks department.

That's because beauty - in men - is the exception,
not the standard.

But more than that, men rely on factors OTHER
than their looks to help attract the kinds of
women they want to them.

There are three major factors that most men try
and utilize to the best of their ability when
attracting new and exciting women to them.
They are:

1. Wealth

2. Social Status

3. Personality

Let's go through these one at a time...

The first factor men use to attract the opposite
sex is their wealth, or finances. Proving one's
"provider" status to women is a sure fire
way to get female attention. After all, what woman
DOESN'T want to be pampered?

However, there is a big problem with this tactic.
First of all, not everyone is rich or wealthy, so
this factor is reserved for the few that are.
More than that, women often feel like you're
trying to "bribe" or "impress" them with your
wealth, and because of that, they will treat you
more like an ATM machine with feet, rather than a
loving, caring, mate.

Keep in mind that there is nothing wrong with
using financial success to draw women into you.
But unless you have the money in the bank to
do so, you can't rely on this method to get you
a good woman.

The second factor is social status. Women are very
attuned to the social hierarchy of things, so having
a "high status" around women definitely makes any
man more attractive.

This status comes from holding a certain position
of power. It could be an important job, some type
of fame, or just the esteem of your peers.

However, one of the difficulties with this is
that you need to be able to display social status.
You can't just tell someone "I'm a very important
person" and have them believe it. They have to
get a sense of it themselves, and sometimes your
situation is not conducive to communicating this
(like meeting a woman on the street for instance.
She has no idea who you are!).

Also - not everyone has a high social status. Some
people are content with maintaining a medium to low
level status. Where does that leave these people?

With the THIRD factor - that of Personality.
The thing I like about personality is that it's
something EVERYONE can use to attract the kind
of women they desire, and it doesn't matter
how much money you make or what your social
situation is like.

Having an attractive personality is the best
way for "average" or "unattractive" men to get
women interested in them. Being able to make
a woman laugh will turn her on more than a guy
with big muscles and a full head of hair.

Understand that women are slaves to their emotions,
and your personality is the method by which you
trigger emotions inside a woman!

The better your personality, the better you're
able to make a woman feel.

And your personality is something that can be
changed and cultivated over time. You can make
yourself into anything you want to be! It's
truly amazing how some "losers" can become
"rockstars" in the eyes of their friends and the
women they like just by tweaking their personality
a little bit.

So how do you do this?

The first step is to really work on your confidence.
The more confident you are, the better you're able
to display your personality.

Working on your social skills will also help you
to be relaxed and have fun around women. This
will create new opportunities for attraction.

And learning how to create strong emotional bonds
is also the best way there is to get a woman
emotionally attached to you.

The One Real Way To Get a Woman's Number

Derek, I met this hottie at a bar and we chatted
for a few minutes. Things were going well and we
were really clicking fast so I asked her for her
phone number.

She gave it to me...

Two days later I called her back, but no answer.
The next day I called her again and she picked
up... but her end of the conversation was stiff
and it seemed like she was blowing me off.

Derek, what happened? At the bar she seemed
interested. Where did I do wrong?

Raz


A lot of guys think that once they have a girl's
number, success!

Not so.

Just because you have a woman's number, it
doesn't necessarily mean much.

It's quite possible that the girl took a liking
to you, and you came across as cool dude. But a
RANDOM dude nonetheless.

Sometimes women are flattered when they are asked
for their number. So she gives it to you.

Sometimes women feel too guilty and bad to say
"no" because you seem like a cool guy and they
don't want you to think they're a bitch.

Even if, in the moment, she gives you her number
and she would like you to call her, it doesn't
mean that two days later when you DO call, that
she'll be in same headspace. The fire of the
moment is gone and now she starts to rationalize
reasons not to take your call.

That's why most of the phone numbers that men get
may be good for feeding their egos, but in
reality are worthless pieces of paper.

You could go up to dozens of women, give them a
compliment or ask for their opinion on something,
and then get their number - but 90% of the
numbers you would get this way would lead to dead
ends and message machines.

So what's the key to getting QUALITY phone
numbers and not just quantity?

Most throwaway phone numbers are a result of the
man getting the number too fast.

First of all, if you're at a bar and meet a girl,
don't talk to her for only five minutes and then
jump for the phone number and leave thinking
you're going to score. After all, what's the
point of getting a phone number in the first
place... to meet up later and continue the
seduction, right?

But you had her right there at the bar, right
THEN. You could have used that opportunity to
seduce her right THEN. You were on a "date" with
her right THEN. So getting a number so that you
can meet up with her later, and walking away from
the interaction in the moment is totally
counterproductive and nonsensical.

Also, if you get her phone number without going
through the proper preliminary steps, then yes,
the girl might be digging you, but in reality you
didn't have enough social value to her for her to
want to start an ongoing, dating relationship
with you.

A girl who with a social value of 8 might give
her number to you if she perceives you to have a
social value of 6... but that doesn't mean she'll
follow up with you.

Phone numbers are only solid when you both have
the same social value.

If you both have the same social value, she'll be
WAITING and HOPING for you to call.

So BEFORE you get a woman's phone number, you
want to make sure that you have at least equal,
if not more social value than her.

That means having social proof if possible, using
the nonverbal sexual cues, entertaining and
leading her peer group, lowering her social value
by temporarily ignoring her or teasing her,
dressing well, ignoring social pressure, and so
on... all the methods that build social value in
a woman's eyes.

Then, once she's given you a few green lights,
start screening her. If she passes your
screening, accept her. Then isolate her if she's
not alone with you already.

NOW you can get her number.

Basically, if you want a SOLID phone number that
will have the girl waiting and hoping that you'll
call, don't even both getting it until the girl
has shown you a number of green lights and you've
screened her and she's tried to pass your
screening.

WHAT WORKS BETTER THAN PHONE NUMBERS

Instead of getting a woman's phone number,
propose an "instant date" right on the spot.

After all, why would you meet up with her up
later for a date when you could go on a date with
her RIGHT NOW?

If you're on a campus, invite her to go to the
bookstore with you and have coffee.

If you're at a bar, invite her to go to Denny's
restaurant for nacho chips with you.

If you're at the mall, tell her you need some
help picking out a shirt.

Or you can even instant date her to her apartment
if it's nearby - because you just have to show
her your aquarium and the pirate crab with only
one claw (or use whatever other excuse you can
come up with).

When you score an instant date you're no longer
just "some guy she met at a bar" but rather you
become "a guy she's been on a date with". To a
woman's mind, it's a much stronger position for
you to be in.

If she declines the instant date, instead of
getting a number, schedule your first date right
then.

Say to her, "Well Thursday I'm busy because I
promised my friend Jennifer I'd help her move...
but Friday I'm going to be hitting the beach with
some friends. You can come too, it'll be a
blast."

Or tell her, "You like comedy don't you. I'm
thinking of going to this comedy show Friday
night... I've been wanting to see it for weeks
now and I hear the guy is hilarious. You'll bust
your ass laughing."

Have a cool date idea prepared and ready to go
BEFORE you go out so that you have something to
fall back on in case nothing comes to your mind
in the heat of the moment.

Also, try to couch it like you're inviting her to
something you were going to do ANYWAY, even if
she wasn't going to go with you. Couch it like
you're doing it is not dependent on her showing
up. You ALREADY have a cool and exciting life and
you're just inviting her along for the ride.

Once you've scheduled the first date right there,
THEN swap numbers.

Then it's natural to get her number so you can
keep in touch with her if your plans to change.
You're no longer getting her number to "date
her". You're already dating!

Also feel free to call her up later and CHANGE
the date plans on her. If you feel like it, call
her up and change the day or what you'll be
doing. After all, you're not tied to what you
already specified by some mysterious law of the
universe. Girls do this all the time to guys. And
it just makes it look even more like what you're
doing isn't dependent on her.

IF she resists going on an instant date with you,
AND she won't commit to setting up a date right
there and then, then fall back on swapping
numbers. However, this probably means that you
didn't build enough social value to her in the
first place and most likely the number will not
be worth the paper it's written on.

In fact, if you played the seduction right, SHE
should be volunteering HER number. You shouldn't
even have to ask for it.

Sometimes, just small tweaks in your methods can
seriously UP the success of your game almost
overnight.