Allow me to reintroduce mysef...my name is...fill in the gap...lol
i'm high yes o i'm high, i'm embarking on a one month vacation....thats one of the reasons you should love your what you do....
i was getting sick of my job, yes o....
i'm interested if u wan swap...
i'll be dropping in though....its a month only....
Dont ever ever kiss (not to talk of having sex) with someone you dont love
i didnt want to honestly,she was up for it and we .....could i say..she raped me...lol
anyhoo,we're good
gotta go now
make una no finish the chicken o
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
30th October 2008 (400)
yeah yeah, i advertised but it was exhilirating acquiring the 400th user of my service....all this just within 2 weeks of making it to 300...i hopefully pray it wasnt a glitch o....at this rate i'll make 1000 folks before the end of the year...amin o
And i often have to distingiush between active users and individuals on my database, i can assure you that active ones are growing too...by active, i mean repetitive users...although i wish there arent that many cause it means you're trivalising it (my service i mean)
to counter that, they'll prolly be a deluxe version by the end of the year or early 2009...Insha Allah
they've been a few complaints i'd like to treat here:
I have clients complaining that they often try calling their matches but often dont get response...hopefully its the mobile operators just try and try again
Also the guys often complain that the lady doesnt call at all, my guy...i already done the difficult part for you, atleast i've provided you with the mobile number of a single female that lives so close to you that you could meet up before the end of the day if you wanted to....so really wats making the 1st call...trust me the ladies wouldnt call unless she's that desperate.
Sending repetitive asl's over the same mobile number suggests to my software that you'd like to change your user profile,so if your friend's using your phone to get a match...means we end up changing your preferences...lol
btw, tell your friend to get a phone now...ow much be sim card
anyhoo,thanks again everyone and take care
And i often have to distingiush between active users and individuals on my database, i can assure you that active ones are growing too...by active, i mean repetitive users...although i wish there arent that many cause it means you're trivalising it (my service i mean)
to counter that, they'll prolly be a deluxe version by the end of the year or early 2009...Insha Allah
they've been a few complaints i'd like to treat here:
I have clients complaining that they often try calling their matches but often dont get response...hopefully its the mobile operators just try and try again
Also the guys often complain that the lady doesnt call at all, my guy...i already done the difficult part for you, atleast i've provided you with the mobile number of a single female that lives so close to you that you could meet up before the end of the day if you wanted to....so really wats making the 1st call...trust me the ladies wouldnt call unless she's that desperate.
Sending repetitive asl's over the same mobile number suggests to my software that you'd like to change your user profile,so if your friend's using your phone to get a match...means we end up changing your preferences...lol
btw, tell your friend to get a phone now...ow much be sim card
anyhoo,thanks again everyone and take care
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Thursday 23/10/08 (hmmm)
i wont start the usual i'm back again routine
so we'll just dive right into it
i missed you guys in the short break i had
its a result of my ISP and my laziness...if you would call it that
anyhoo, business been moving...
my service has been taking a new defining turn
something about your idea not traNSLATING TO EXACTLY WAT UR SAW IT TO BE IN YOUR MIND...
HOPEFULLY WITH UNA SUPPORT I'LL MEET MY TARGET OF 700 NEW USERS OF THE SERVICE BY DECEMBER 31ST 2008.
SOMEONE WOULD ASK WHY I'M PUTTING MY TARGET DATE OUT THERE, ITS BECAUSE, IT BEEN HERE WOULD MOTIVATE ME TO MEET MY TARGET...AND I'M NOT ONE TO BE SCARED...
AND BTW, MY BIRTHDAY WAS 21ST OCTOBER....THANK YOU THANK YOU
DIDNT TELL ANYONE CAUSE I NO GET MONEY CARRY THE GUYS GO JOINT....LOL
I GOT A GIFT THOUGH, THE 1ST IN A WHILE...LOL
GOLD CUFFLINKS I MIGHT NEVER USE....I SAID MIGHT O...
I LOVE THE HEART AND BODY BEHIND THE GIFT...
ITS MY ALHAJA...YES, A NEW ONE AND THIS ONE REALLY LIKES ME, WELL I HOPE SO
YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE ME I9F I TOLD YOU SHE'S THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF MY BABE I ENVISIONED AND WROTE INTO MY DIARY A FEW YEARS AGO
NOT TO RUSH IT AND SPOIL IT SHA, SO WE'RE TAKING EACH DAY AS IT COMES...
GOT TO GO NOW....
AND KEEP USING THE SERVICE
so we'll just dive right into it
i missed you guys in the short break i had
its a result of my ISP and my laziness...if you would call it that
anyhoo, business been moving...
my service has been taking a new defining turn
something about your idea not traNSLATING TO EXACTLY WAT UR SAW IT TO BE IN YOUR MIND...
HOPEFULLY WITH UNA SUPPORT I'LL MEET MY TARGET OF 700 NEW USERS OF THE SERVICE BY DECEMBER 31ST 2008.
SOMEONE WOULD ASK WHY I'M PUTTING MY TARGET DATE OUT THERE, ITS BECAUSE, IT BEEN HERE WOULD MOTIVATE ME TO MEET MY TARGET...AND I'M NOT ONE TO BE SCARED...
AND BTW, MY BIRTHDAY WAS 21ST OCTOBER....THANK YOU THANK YOU
DIDNT TELL ANYONE CAUSE I NO GET MONEY CARRY THE GUYS GO JOINT....LOL
I GOT A GIFT THOUGH, THE 1ST IN A WHILE...LOL
GOLD CUFFLINKS I MIGHT NEVER USE....I SAID MIGHT O...
I LOVE THE HEART AND BODY BEHIND THE GIFT...
ITS MY ALHAJA...YES, A NEW ONE AND THIS ONE REALLY LIKES ME, WELL I HOPE SO
YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE ME I9F I TOLD YOU SHE'S THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF MY BABE I ENVISIONED AND WROTE INTO MY DIARY A FEW YEARS AGO
NOT TO RUSH IT AND SPOIL IT SHA, SO WE'RE TAKING EACH DAY AS IT COMES...
GOT TO GO NOW....
AND KEEP USING THE SERVICE
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Conversations with a Babe (Lady Koko)
As i type this, i can here gun shots...chairmen (robbers) dey do operation just close to my office
but no lele, dem no fit reach my side...i hope..lol
anyhoo, got my last Conversation with a Babe....enjoy
lady koko: HEY DARLING
lady koko: LADY KOKO HERE!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice...
18andabove: ow was ur day?
lady koko: WELL....I JUST WOKE UP...LOL
lady koko: ITS 5.30 PM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: u mean u dont work?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: okay
lady koko: am a bit of a spoilt brat
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: GEES U TOUCHED A SENSITIVE SPOT MEHNN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wats the sensitive spot?...
lady koko: I'VE WORKED TWICE
lady koko: FIRST JOB I QUIT AFTER 2 DAYS
18andabove: i love the fact that u dont work o....
18andabove: but u get to eat...lol
18andabove: 2 days?????
18andabove: wat kind of work was it?
lady koko: SECOND JOB..QUIT AFTER 4 DAYS
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: admin kinda stuff
18andabove: 4 days?????....u slapped the boss?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: I DINT GET FIRED..i quit
lady koko: lol
18andabove: nioce...
18andabove: i hope i have the balls to do that soon...lol
18andabove: so wat course did u study at the uni?
lady koko: am studying medine
lady koko: *medicine
18andabove: oh????7 years right?
lady koko: yea
18andabove: omo una dey try o....
18andabove: 7 yrs for sch, when u go start life?
lady koko: HEHE......
lady koko: i guess thats y ma parents dnt want me to lifet a finger yet
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: WELL.....AM NOT THE TYPICAL MED STUDENT OOO
lady koko: I HAVE A LIFE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: wats ur typical day like?
lady koko: I'LL WAKE UP AT 12 PM
lady koko: HAVE PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE CATCHING UP ON THE REPEAT OF GIRLFRIENDS ON T.V.
lady koko: THEN.,....
18andabove: okay?
lady koko: I'LL CALL UP ONE OF MY BESTFREINDS
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: pancakes/....yummy...lol
lady koko: SEE IF SHE WANTS TO DO DINNER /LUNCH
lady koko: *mine are the best*
18andabove: yeepa...i'm not supposed to think abt food o...lol
18andabove: i guess...lol
lady koko: but basically from 2 -8 PM
lady koko: I ENTERTAIN GUESTS
18andabove: guests????
lady koko: I LIKE TO THINK A GREAT HOST
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I LIVE ON MY OWN
18andabove: as in friends that dont have jobs too
lady koko: FRIENDS COME OVER]
lady koko: I COOK
lady koko: AND STUFF
18andabove: where are ur parents?
lady koko: BUHAHAAHHHAAH
18andabove: lol
18andabove: and i'm guessing u're based in the uk
lady koko: YEA..LONDON BEYBEY!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: look yea
lady koko: am sure u think
lady koko: AM A LAZY ASS BITCH
lady koko: WHO DOES NOTHIN
18andabove: y pic too the side....wanna break my head?
lady koko: BUT EAT THE FRUIT OF HER PARENTS LABOUR
lady koko: WELL UR RIGHT
18andabove: no swear words...yet...lol
lady koko: but there is a whole load more depth to me mr!
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: lol
lady koko: lolol
18andabove: wats the most important thing to u now?
lady koko: THAT LAUGHTER IS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE..AND LOVE IS THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
18andabove: love????....well is there anything like that?
lady koko: OF COURSE...DNT U THINK SO
18andabove: i'm trying so hard to believe in it
lady koko: REALLY???????
lady koko: I BELIEVE IN LOVE OO
lady koko: I FEEL IT EVERDAY
18andabove: so ow many times u ever fallen in love?
18andabove: u have a webcam or something?
lady koko: IT DEPENDS..WITH A GUY?
lady koko: COS I FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS
18andabove: lol
lady koko: EVERYDAY
lady koko: *NO HOMO*
18andabove: seriously....u arent gay are u?
lady koko: I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART
lady koko: THERS A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE
lady koko: TO GIVE OUT
lady koko: IF THAT MAKES ME GAY
18andabove: so u are gay!!!!
lady koko: THEN YES!!!!!!!!! I AM GAY
18andabove: omo ur parents go kill u o...lol
lady koko: NO AM NOT SILLY
lady koko: AM NOT GAY..AM NOT BI
18andabove: ow long u been in the uk?
lady koko: *I LOVE ALL SEXES....I DONT DO ALL SEXES*
18andabove: so for the record, u're straight....
lady koko: FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS
lady koko: YES OOO..I AM STARIGHT AS RULER ABEG OOOOOO
18andabove: meaning u left immediately after secondary school?
18andabove: u got a webcam?
18andabove: so ow many siblings u got?
lady koko: NO WEBCAM
lady koko: 2 ADORABLE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: BIG BRO..LIL SIS
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: lucky me!
18andabove: and they're still in lagos....
lady koko: ma big bro is here
lady koko: ma lil sis is GETTING HER OWN TATSE
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: OF BOARDING SCOOL IN NIJA
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: wat sch u finished from?
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: SHE LOVES IT THO
18andabove: i guess, i was in boarding too
lady koko: I CANT SAY AM SORRY..THAT WILL GIVE ME AWAY.......
lady koko: BUT ITS ONE OF THE POPULAR ONES
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: AND NO IT AINT QUEENS COLLEGE
18andabove: no we wouldnt include it in the conversation...
18andabove: i'd just like to know...
lady koko: YEA I KNU
lady koko: WEL..OKAY
lady koko: ADESOYE COLLEGE
18andabove: wat?????
lady koko: YES
18andabove: where's adesoye college....lol
lady koko: ARE U KIDDING ME
lady koko: OKAY WAIT
lady koko: DO U KNU OLASHORE?
18andabove: serious....
18andabove: olashore?????....
lady koko: ERM...
lady koko: THESE ARE LITERALLY
lady koko: TOP TEN IN NAIJA
lady koko: PRESEIDENTS SONS
18andabove: okay....wats the name of the school?
lady koko: EVEN WENT TO ADESOYE
lady koko: AND U AINT HEARD OF IT
lady koko: LAWDYYYYYYYY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye is the name of the school??????
lady koko: YES! ADESOYE COLLEGE
lady koko: ASK AROUND
18andabove: i dont know anyone thats even heard it before sef...lol
lady koko: EVERYONE KNOWS IT
18andabove: just asked my colleagues...lol
lady koko: OKAY DO U VIVIAN FOWLER
18andabove: ehn ehn...i know that one...
18andabove: its close to where i live sef
lady koko: AND THAT ONE IS NOT EVEN
lady koko: UP THERE WITH ADESOYE AND OLASHORE YET
lady koko: AND U KNU IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye....olashore....sorry i dont know
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: OKAY OO
18andabove: prolly those schs at the outskirts of lagos...lol
lady koko: *DO UR REASERCH*
lady koko: NAA THEY AINT IN LAGOS
18andabove: already done it...
18andabove: ehn ehn...where dem dey?
lady koko: ADESOYE IS IN KWARA STATE....OLASHORE IS IN OSUN STATE
lady koko: BUT EVERYONE FROM LAGOS ABUJA GO THERE
18andabove: okay then...
18andabove: yeah right...lol
lady koko: ITS LITERALLY I TELL YOU...TOP 5 IN FACT
lady koko: HEAVY SCOOL FEES
lady koko: U PAY IN PUNDS
lady koko: OR DOLLARS
18andabove: so i'm guesing u're an osun *stressing the s* girl...lol
lady koko: NOPE
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: anyways lady koko....why use that name...
lady koko: BECOS AM KNOWN AS KOKO
18andabove: the only lady koko i know is one make believe lady we used to scare ourselves with in secondary school...lol
lady koko: AND I BELIEVE I POSSESS ALL THE QUALITIES OF A LADY
18andabove: koko????
lady koko: *SHE JUST MIGHT BE ME.....PEOPLE R USUALLY SCARED AND INTIMIDATED
18andabove: lol.....
lady koko: BY INTERNAL AND OUTWARD BEAUTY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: shes suppossed to turn all who see her into stone...lol
lady koko: WELLL.......I BELIEVE THAT ME OOOOO
lady koko: MEN USUALLY FREEZE IN THE STARES
18andabove: who personifies ur kind of beauty
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: AND WOMEN TOO OF COURSE
18andabove: so u had ur 21st birthday already????.
lady koko: I NEVER SED IT WAS 21ST DID I
lady koko: I CELEBRATED A SIGNIFICANT YEAR
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE TO EVERYONE ELSE
lady koko: 21 MEANS NUTIN TO ME
18andabove: ow old was the oldest person u dated?
lady koko: I DNT KNU Y ITS A BIG FUSS..WELL I GUESS IN AMERICA ITS THE OFFICIAL AGE
lady koko: OH GOSH
lady koko: WELL..I WAS 14 HE WAS 24
18andabove: i think 18 is the official age
18andabove: 10 yrs....
lady koko: OH REALLY OK
lady koko: YES
lady koko: I LIKE OLDER MEN
lady koko: AM TOO MATURED FOR MY AGE
lady koko: YOUNGER GUYS
18andabove: did u say 14?
lady koko: CANT SATISFY MY NEED
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: YES..WELL HE DIDNT KNU I WAS 14
18andabove: ow old was the youngest person u dated?
lady koko: LIKE I SED....I AM QUITE MATURED
lady koko: AM SURE IF I TOLD U MY AGE U WUD BE RATHER SHOCKED
18andabove: u look it...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: go ahead....
lady koko: I LOOK WOT
lady koko: OLD????
lady koko: GOODNESS
18andabove: u look older...lol
lady koko: I AM A KOKOLET OOOOOOOOO
18andabove: maybe its cause the pic is slanted...lol
lady koko: DO U AGREE
18andabove: yeah yeah....lol
lady koko: I'LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT
18andabove: have to see a lot of ur pics to agree...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so why do u blog?
lady koko: BECOS I LIKE TO TALK
lady koko: AND WRITING
lady koko: IS THE NEXT BEST THING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ever tot of been a presenter on radio or tv?
lady koko: YES ....BUT FUNY ENUFF..I CAN BE QUITE SHY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and in front of people too....lol
lady koko: WELL..IT DEPENDS ON THE CAMERA MAN ACTUALLY
lady koko: U KNU WOT
18andabove: lol...u naughty girl..lol
18andabove: wat?
lady koko: PEOPLE SEE ME..
lady koko: ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT KNOW ME
lady koko: EXPECT ME TO BE BURST OF ENERGY 24/7
lady koko: I AM QUITE A LIVELY BALL OF FIRE
lady koko: I GET EXCITED EASILY
lady koko: BUT
lady koko: i do get shy too
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so wats ur favourite drink ....
18andabove: apart from rum?
lady koko: SNAKE BITE
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: HAVE U TATSED IIT
lady koko: ITS SOOOO LOVELEY
lady koko: COMES IN MY FAVOURITE COLOUR TOO
18andabove: neva= got a snake bite me b4...lol
lady koko: LIKE A WINEY SORTA RED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: just kidding....is it suppossed to be an energy drink or wat?
lady koko: WELL ITS KINDA LIKE A COCKTAIL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: DEP/WINEY RED
lady koko: HAS A HINT OF STRWBERRY
lady koko: HAS A TANGY AFTER YASTE
18andabove: i have a thing for energy drinks though...
lady koko: REALLY
18andabove: gosh, cant talk abt drinks too..lol
lady koko: I HAVE WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH ENERGY ALREADY
18andabove: i guess...
lady koko: ENERGY DRINKS...MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AM ON CRACK
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: u ever been in nigeria since then?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: LASTE TIME WAS EASTER
lady koko: AM COMING FOR CHRISTMAS TOO
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: I ALWAYS COME BACK
lady koko: HW DO U THINK
18andabove: nice...so i'd get to see this dynamite...
lady koko: I MAINTAIN MY NAIJA FLINGS
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: WE'LL SET A DATE
18andabove: i'll come to dat later....
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: really ....why wld i ask u out rather than the other chick?
lady koko: AM NO DIFFERNT FROM THE OTHA CHICKS
lady koko: EXCEPT WE HAVE
lady koko: DIFFEREN STORIES TO TELL
lady koko: AND MINE MIGHT BE MORE INTERSTING
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: am worth the risk*
lady koko: lol
18andabove: so its not that u're a model....
lady koko: well some say i look like one
18andabove: cocacola shaped....halle berry looking bombshell...lol
lady koko: lol
18andabove: we better set a date right now then...lol
lady koko: halle berry aint all that
lady koko: lololololol
18andabove: she is....
18andabove: and lets not go there...lol
lady koko: SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR
lady koko: IS MORE LIKE IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: nice....
18andabove: so anyone introduce u to blogging?
lady koko: NO..I JUST STUMBLED ON TO IT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ADDICTED TO FASHION BLOGS
lady koko: JUST WENT ON FROM THERE
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: and most of ur posts are true...
lady koko: ALL my posts r true
18andabove: sure????
lady koko: 100 PERCENT
lady koko: THATS Y I TAKE SUM
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: even the almost raunchy ones...
lady koko: MOST POSTS DOWN
lady koko: AFTER A WHILE
lady koko: I FEEL NAKED
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: anything u ever written affected u in real life
lady koko: WELL I HAD AN INCIDENT
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: WHERE I HAD SLAGGED OFF
lady koko: ONE OF MY FRIENDS
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASICALLY I VENTED
18andabove: ok???
lady koko: AND THAT SAME DAY
lady koko: SHE CALLED ME TELLING
lady koko: ME SHE WAS HURT
lady koko: AND ALL
lady koko: AND I PANICKED
18andabove: ow???/
lady koko: THINKING SHE HAD READ MY POST..we will never know
lady koko: lol
18andabove: God ,,,, u got compromised...lol
lady koko: *i am now a cautious blogger....SAD
18andabove: ow identities are the most sacred things to us....we bloggers...lol
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: not that i care though...lol
lady koko: WHEN I FIRST STARTED
lady koko: I WANT ANNONYMOUS
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I HAD MY PIC UP AND ALL
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: MY DEFENSE THEN WAS THAT
lady koko: i was telling my own gist
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: BUT I SOON LEARNED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: met any bloggers yet?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: WELL..
lady koko: NOT PHYSICALLY
lady koko: BUT I'VE SEEN SOME PICS AND ALL
18andabove: yes now...lol
lady koko: AND THE CREEPY PART
lady koko: IS THE ONES
lady koko: THAT GO TO THE SAME PARTIES
18andabove: okay...lol
lady koko: AND WE CANT FIGURE OUT WHO WE R
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
18andabove: so any blogger u'd like to meet ....physically that is,
18andabove: apart from me o...lol
lady koko: WELL......
lady koko: HONESTLY....
18andabove: yes???
lady koko: I DONT REALLY MIND WHICH BLOGGERS I GET TO MEET
lady koko: I THINK I WUD STILL BE EXCITED
18andabove: sheybii...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u're above 18 right?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: AINT NO UNDERAGE BITCH
lady koko: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
18andabove: and now.....i can see ur legs...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: ITS NOT 4 U
lady koko: MY EX IS ONLINE
lady koko: JUST THTO I'D SHOW HIM WOT HE IS MISSING
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: ever used a mobile dating service before.....?
18andabove: lol
lady koko: am a bitch like that
18andabove: u bad girl...lol
lady koko: NO!!!!
18andabove: we've not gotten to the part where u swear...lol
lady koko: NO TO MOBIE DATING SERVICE
lady koko: I AINT SWEARING
18andabove: thought u been there, done that?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAAAA
lady koko: MOBILE DATING..INTERNET DATING
lady koko: THOSE
lady koko: R
18andabove: okay???
lady koko: ADVENTURES FOR ANOTHER DAY
18andabove: dont say it....
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....thought u'd use a different word...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: DARLING
lady koko: I AINT GONNA SWEAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BITCH AINT A SWEAR WORD TO ME OO
18andabove: thanks my dear...
lady koko: BITCH=SISTA
18andabove: so why did u break up with ur Ex?
lady koko: AHHH
lady koko: HE'S CHEATING ASS..JUST WASNT MAN ENUFF FOR ME ANYMORE
lady koko: THERE WERE GREATER MEN IN THE WORLD TO DATE
18andabove: so u did the breaking up bit???
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: NO ONE BREKS UP WITH LADY KOKO
lady koko: EVEN WEN I WAS YOUNG
lady koko: IF I SENSE IT COMING
lady koko: B4 U SAY THE WORDS
18andabove: wat did the other chick have that u didnt...?
lady koko: I WILL DUMO UR ASS
lady koko: A PUSSY THAT WAS WILLING
18andabove: okay...point taken...lol
lady koko: i am a vigin
lady koko: a PROUD ONE OOOO
18andabove: what????
lady koko: A FUCKABLE ONE
lady koko: BUT I JUST CHOOSE TO WAIT TILL I
lady koko: WANT TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE
lady koko: I KNOW MYSELF
lady koko: I COULD BE A FREAK
18andabove: so u aint sexually active yet...?
lady koko: BEST TO UNLEASH IT IN DUE TIME
lady koko: no...
18andabove: wait...ow old are u again?
lady koko: ITS BEEN HARD
lady koko: VERYYYYYYY HARD
lady koko: BUT AM A STRONG WOMEN
18andabove: got to be sure u're 18....
18andabove: lol
lady koko: AM OLD ENIFF TO HAVE SEX OOOO
lady koko: LOLO
lady koko: AM IN MY 20'S
lady koko: BASICALLY I AINT A TEENAGER NO MORE
18andabove: cause u said u werent sexually active...
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: IS THAT A SHOCK
lady koko: IT IS TO EVERYONE
18andabove: so wats the best thing abt being a virgin...
lady koko: IN FACT MY OWN BESTFRIEND
18andabove: yes i am shocked...
lady koko: DOESNT BELIEVE ME
18andabove: wat u have is rare....
lady koko: I KNOW
18andabove: i believe u though...
lady koko: YES ITS TRUE
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: THE BEST THING
lady koko: IS KNOWING
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AND RESPECTING..how in conteol i am
lady koko: OF MYSELF
lady koko: IT HAS NOTHING TO D WITH
18andabove: thats terrific...
lady koko: THE ACTUAL SEX FOR ME
lady koko: ITS JUST THE CONTROL ASPECT I ABSOLTELY LOVE
18andabove: everyoneelse let there...bodies control them
lady koko: just to clarify
18andabove: yes...wish i cld too...lol
lady koko: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BUT ITS NOT EASY
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: I WILL MOST PROBABLY EMBARK ON THAT JOURNEY(well of course i will)
lady koko: lol
18andabove: yeah...it isnt...
lady koko: but IT JUST HAS TO FEEL right
lady koko: if uknu wot imean
18andabove: yes it does....
lady koko: AND NO I AINT SHY OF MY BODY OOOO
lady koko: ALL BOYFRIENDS HAVE SEEN ME NAKED
18andabove: we wont let just anyone hit it...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: YEA ........ITS TOOO HOT TO HANDLE
18andabove: and i bet they tried....
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: WELL THEY KNEW
18andabove: but u wldnt just bulge and they'd think there's something wrong with u...lol
lady koko: WOT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
lady koko: NO
lady koko: THERE ARE MANY OTHER ROUTES
lady koko: OTHER THAN SEX
18andabove: and they went ahead...lol
lady koko: *WINK*
18andabove: yeah i know....lol
lady koko: THEY KNOW THERE AINT NUTIN WRONG WIV ME
18andabove: u bad girl...
lady koko: AM A BAD GIRL
18andabove: ok... so means u're really all talk , no action?
lady koko: behind closed doors
lady koko: U KU WOT
lady koko: I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT UR RIGHT
lady koko: AM ALL TALK....MINIMAL ACTION
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: AM A TEASE/...
lady koko: AM A TERRIBLE FLIRT
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: BUT DUN MEAN U GETTING SUM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: guessed as much...lol
lady koko: THE THE GIRL MEN LOVE TO HATE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: * AM CHANGING THO
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so seen any movies recently?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: BEEN WATCHING OLD CLASSIC MOVIES
lady koko: LIKE PRETTY WOMAN]LOVE AND BASKET BALL
lady koko: BROWN SUGAR
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: *SINGLE WOMEN MOVIES
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so u're really into drama flicks...
lady koko: TOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
lady koko: AM INTO ANYTHING GIRLY..ANYTHIGN ROMANCE
lady koko: AM A SUCKA FOR LOVE
lady koko: CAN U TELL?
18andabove: wld u ever consider mobile dating....seeing i run a mobile dating service?...*wink*
lady koko: THATS UNKNOWN TERRITORY
lady koko: I FEEL LIKE
lady koko: Y SHUD I
18andabove: yeah i can....thats y i can only see ur legs in this pic....lol
lady koko: ALREADY I HAVE TOO MANY
lady koko: DATES TO HANDLE
18andabove: like ow many?
lady koko: TO I NEED THE EXTRA
lady koko: ONES I CANT EVEN SEE
18andabove: thats wat they all say....lol
lady koko: YEA MANY SAY THATS THEIR LIFE...I live the life
lady koko: am a serial dater
lady koko: its wot i do with my spare time
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
18andabove: so right now, thats a no...?
lady koko: ITS A
lady koko: *MAYBE..IF AM FEELING ADVENTROUS
lady koko: I WILL TRY MOST THINGS ONCE
lady koko: JUST TO SAY I'VE DONE IT
18andabove: thats me too....
lady koko: AM IMPLUSLIVE LIKE THAT
lady koko: YOUT TOO
18andabove: even if its a dare....lol
lady koko: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: almost killed mesef cause of a dare...
lady koko: BUHAHHAHAHA
lady koko: HOW??
lady koko: WHAT DID U DO OO??
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: and i got to climb everest by God's Grace...lol
18andabove: i almost finished a bottle of pasties...
18andabove: its like fruty rum...
lady koko: AM GOING TO ISREAL TO CLIMB A MOUTAIN SOON
lady koko: CANT REMEBER WOT ITS CALLED
lady koko: AND I'VE ALREADY CLOMBED SOME IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: which one in ibadan
lady koko: CANT REMEBER THE NAME MEHNN
lady koko: BUT I KNU ITS IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i'm hoping to do the highest pic in nigeria december...
18andabove: peak....u invited
lady koko: WOTS A PEAK
lady koko: OH U MEAN MOUTAIN
18andabove: yeah...
lady koko: CLIMB THE HEIGHEST IN NIGERIA??
18andabove: yes...
lady koko: MOST DEF
lady koko: BUT WOT STATE WILL THAT BE IN THO
lady koko: MY DRIVER WILL HAVE TO LEARN THE ROAD
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: no probs then
18andabove: its in taraba state...
lady koko: WHERE D HELL IS THAT
lady koko: HOW MANY HOURS FROM LAGOS
18andabove: just on the border with cameroun...
lady koko: WOT!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: lets just say 24
lady koko: SORRY OH
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NOT ME AND YOU
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u dey fear abi...lol
lady koko: SO I WNT BATH
lady koko: FOR 24 HRS
lady koko: OR BRUSH TEETH
lady koko: SORRY OOO
18andabove: thought u gt extra balls...lol
lady koko: BUT EHN....
lady koko: ITS WAYYYYY
lady koko: OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE
lady koko: BESIDES U SHUD BE THINKING
18andabove: lol
18andabove: abt?
lady koko: BIUT TREATING ME TO A ROMANTIC DATE
lady koko: THT MORE MY STYLE
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: nah....u got enough of that...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: UR JUST SCARED
lady koko: LOOLO
18andabove: i've got to be different...
18andabove: so u can remember me all the time...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: HMMM
lady koko: INTERSTING
lady koko: WOT WUD
lady koko: U CONSIDER A UNIQUE DATE THEN
18andabove: wat wld u consider a unique date?
lady koko: I ASKED U FIRST
lady koko: WELL..NO ONE SEEMS TO GO SWIMMING AS A DATE ANYMORE
lady koko: AND THAT D PERFECT WAY
lady koko: TO CHECK UR BABES BODY OUT
lady koko: I GUESS GUYS AINT THAT SMART ANYMORE
18andabove: ladies 1st...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: *DNT PUNCH ME OO
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: thats a new one...lol
18andabove: guys usually do the big two...
18andabove: movies and restaurant...lol
lady koko: WOTS DAT
lady koko: boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BESIDES
lady koko: MOVIES??????????
18andabove: shey...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN TALK
lady koko: IN D CINEMA
18andabove: well, u can
lady koko: THTS D DATE
lady koko: FOR WHEN U ALREADY KNU EACHOTHER
lady koko: SO THAT
lady koko: ITS D DATE FOR GETTING PHYSICALLY FAMILIAR
18andabove: u only have to contend with the popcorn thrown from others...lol
lady koko: IN THE DARK U CAN EXPLORE
lady koko: EACH OTHER
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: lol....bad gurl...?
18andabove: so wat kinda guys u like?
lady koko: ALL MY EXS ARE ABSILUTELY DIFFERENT
lady koko: I DNT HAVE A TYPE
lady koko: BUT I USUALLY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AM NOT PHYSICALLY BLINDED
lady koko: AND THATS D HONEST TRUTH
18andabove: nice then...
lady koko: I LURRRRRRRRRRVE ME SUM SWAGGER
18andabove: so u cld date someone shorter...
lady koko: SOME CONFIDENCE
lady koko: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: APART FROM SHORTER
18andabove: i'm short....
lady koko: SHORTER IS THE ONLY TABOO
18andabove: well at 5 7, i think i am...lol
lady koko: AWW..BABES OKAY I WONT WEAR HEELS
18andabove: so i'm out, tom cruise is out, al pacino is out...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I NEVER SED SO
lady koko: U KNU WOT
lady koko: THERE IS ALWAYS A FIRST!
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: and tom did nicole and wats her name...kate...lol
lady koko: BUT U SEE
lady koko: THEY LOOK OKAY
lady koko: THEY STILL LOOK CUTE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: IT ;LOOKS WEIRD
lady koko: ONLY
lady koko: WHEN THE PARTIES ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WIV IT
18andabove: i'm a stunner....if i say so mesef...lo
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: yeah i guess....
lady koko: AND IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD
lady koko: WHEN
18andabove: so its a no fly zone for u lol
lady koko: THE GIRL IS TALL BUT SLENDER
18andabove: yeah...u slender....
lady koko: *GOD FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THAT BUT ITS THE TRUTH
18andabove: well unless this is a pic of ur sis...lol
18andabove: yeah it is...
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NO ITS NOT MA SIS
lady koko: OO ABEG..D GIRL IS ONLY 14
lady koko: LOLOLLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: GOSH
18andabove: come to think of it u...look 14..lol
lady koko: UR KINDA FUN
lady koko: EXCUSE ME
lady koko: ???????????
18andabove: thanks
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN SEE MY FACE PROPERLY
lady koko: WORREVER
18andabove: well cause u dont want me...lol
lady koko:
18andabove: cant c any emmm...chest...
18andabove: then no emmm...arsenal...
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ACTAULLY
lady koko: I HAVE REALLY GOOD CHEST FOR A SLENDER CHICK
lady koko: BUT I GUESS U WILL NEVER KNU
18andabove: yeah yeah...lol
lady koko: COS I AINT GONNA LET U FEEL
18andabove: i will when u come over, remember..lol
lady koko:
18andabove: lol
18andabove: doubt that...lol
lady koko: NOT IF I BRING MY BIG BROTHER WITH ME
18andabove: so wat team u support?
lady koko:
lady koko: i dont like football..I DONT WATCH FOOTBALL
18andabove: he'll be the body guard for me and u...lol
lady koko: I DNT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: eeya/....u dont know wat u missing..lol
lady koko: MY BRO BODY GURAD
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: U R JUST CRAZZY
18andabove: so apart from swimming* wink*....wat other sport u do?
lady koko: AM VERY ATHLETIC
lady koko: WELL USED TO BE
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASKETBALL
lady koko: TENNIS
lady koko: I LOVE SPORTS MEHNN
18andabove: just not football...lol
lady koko: NOPE....NOT MY CUP OF TEA
lady koko: BUT IF MY MAN
18andabove: so u're 5 10, 6, 6 2?
lady koko: LOVES FOOTBALL
lady koko: I'LL SHOW MY SUPORT
lady koko: BY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: MAKING HIM A SANDWICH
lady koko: AND BRINGING HIM HE'S CAN OF BEER
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and when sulking after a loss?
lady koko: AM NOT GONNA DISCLOSE MY HEIGHT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: I'LL GIVE HIM A BJ
lady koko: THATS HUD CHEER HIM UP
lady koko: #
lady koko: ,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lets see...i think u're...5 4....thats why u're height sensitive...lol
18andabove: lol...u bad gurl...
lady koko: AM NOT BAD
18andabove: said that like ow many times already>????
lady koko: AM BEING SARCASTIC
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 5'4?????????
lady koko: NO MATE
18andabove: ok...then...any song u in love with right now?
lady koko: MY DEAR I HAVE TO BE LEAVING SOON.....I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER FOR S FRIEND
18andabove: no probs...
lady koko: WE HAE 30 MINS TO CHAT
18andabove: as in 30 more mins?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I HAVE A SONG I
18andabove: which one?
lady koko: YEA 30 MORE MINS
lady koko: ITS CALLED
lady koko: BUST YOUR WINDOW
18andabove: by ????
lady koko: BY JAZMINE SULIVAN
18andabove: not heard it yet....
lady koko: ITS BASICALLY
lady koko: ABOUT
lady koko: A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HER
18andabove: lets see if i can find it online...
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND SHE IS TELLING HIM
lady koko: WHAT SHE DID TO HE'S PRECIOUS CAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: *EVIL LAUGH
18andabove: u cldnt do that wld u?
lady koko: HE DESERVED IT IF U ASK ME
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: I CUDNT DO THAT
lady koko: ONLY BECOS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM TOO CLASSY FRO THAT RUBBISH
lady koko: AND I KNU
lady koko: HE WILL COME BEGGING EVENTUALLY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: *THEY ALWAYS DO
lady koko: *SIGH
18andabove: yeah yeah..
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM NOT SAYING THAT
lady koko: JUST BECOS.....like evry otha girl
18andabove: so a guy's confidence wld definatlly attract u to him?
lady koko: that thinks she's d shit
lady koko: YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: CONFIDENCE
lady koko: I ABSOLUTELY
lady koko: CAN NOT RESIST
lady koko: UGLY GUY OR PRETTY GUY
lady koko: THE SWAGGER
18andabove: its not if he drives a bently....or looks like the hulk?
lady koko: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: PLSSSSSS
lady koko: THATS SOOOO BORING THESE DAYS
18andabove: cld u ask a guy out?
lady koko: depth....is more exciting
lady koko: I ALREADY HAVE ..ONCE
lady koko: NEVER AGIN THO
18andabove: ehn ehn,
18andabove: ow did it go?
lady koko: AND I ONLY
lady koko: DID
lady koko: IT BECOS
lady koko: I WANTED TO CHECK IT OFF MY LIST
18andabove: ....?
lady koko: OF THINGS TO DO
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I WAS TESTING MYSELF..SO SEE HOW BOLD I CUD BE
lady koko: IT WASNT COS I WAS DROOLING OVER HIM SOO BADLY
18andabove: u really bold...
18andabove: i get....
18andabove: so ow did it end?
lady koko: I HVE MY MOMENTS
lady koko: HE FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME
lady koko: HONEST]
lady koko: BUT GOT A BIT TOO CLINGY
18andabove: lol////
lady koko: HE WAS A GOOD GUY..JUST NOT THE GOOD GUY FOR ME
lady koko: I HATE TO BE BORED
18andabove: why do we not like the clingy ones..lol
lady koko: what started as summin exciting
lady koko: now starts
18andabove: been hearing that phrase recently...
lady koko: to becosme too predictable
18andabove: yeah....
lady koko: thats d problem wiv clingy guys
lady koko: U NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL URSELF
18andabove: and gurls to
lady koko: FAKE IT
lady koko: BECOS GIRLS
18andabove: too...
lady koko: DNT WANT
18andabove: ok
lady koko: TO BE SMOTHERED EVERYTIME
lady koko: IT MAKES UR KISSES LESS SPECIAL...
lady koko: UR TALK BECOMES CHEAP
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wld u go out with ur best friend's ex?
lady koko: NEVER!!!!!!!!
lady koko: WHERES THE LOYALTY
lady koko: SHE CANT BE EX GIRL TO THE NEST GIRL
lady koko: THEN HAVE THAT NEXT GIRL BE ME
18andabove: even if they broke up abt 5 yrs ago?
lady koko: IT WILL BE WEIRD NAWW
lady koko: LIKE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: HW DO U COPE KNOWING
lady koko: THAT THEY ONCE USED
lady koko: TO CARESS AND KISS
lady koko: SO R WE ALL EXPECTED TO GO ON DOUBLE DATES
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LIKE A DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
lady koko: PLS ABEG
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ITS JUTS EASIER AND LESS HEADACHE TO AVOID SUCH
18andabove: talking abt fam, wu u closer to?
lady koko: HOWEVER
lady koko: I WILL DEF DATE MY BESTFRIENDS
lady koko: EX-CRUSH
18andabove: thats ok, i guess.
lady koko: AM A DADDY'S GIRL
lady koko: AM MUMMY'S SISTER/GIRLFIEND
18andabove: u got ur looks from him too?
lady koko: AM MY LIL SIS'S HERO/INSPIRATION
18andabove: eeya...
lady koko: AM MY BIG BRO'S BABY
lady koko: EVERYONE OF THEM PLAYS
18andabove: thats so cute....lol
lady koko: SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROLE
lady koko: we r a reallllllllllllllllly
lady koko: closeeeeeeeeeeeee family
18andabove: we all need fam
lady koko: ESPECIALLY FOR NIGERIANS
lady koko: I KNOW RIGHT
18andabove: yeah...
18andabove: so lets say this medicne thing doesnt work out...
18andabove: wat wld u do?
lady koko: GOD FORBID
lady koko: DIDNT PLAN ANYTHIGN ELSE
lady koko: THATS WOT I AKLWAYS DREAMT OF
18andabove: sorry, hit a raw nerve i guess...lol
lady koko: I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS..LITERALLY
18andabove: sticking needles into everyones arses...lol
lady koko: not rally..am just scared
lady koko: that all
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: AM TOO PASSIONATE..I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
lady koko: U FEEL ME
18andabove: yeah i do...
18andabove: u ooze originality, confidence, care, uniqueness and sophistication
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: OH MA GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: R U SERIOUS
18andabove: yeah
lady koko: DO U REALLY GET ALL THAT
lady koko: JUST FROM THIS CONVO
lady koko: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: yes ma....
18andabove: deduced that already....
18andabove: just that u get shy...
18andabove: when u least expect it
lady koko: lolo...YEA..LOLOLOL
lady koko: AM SHY OF MY BADNESS
lady koko: LLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NO ONE WANTS TO BE JUDGED
lady koko: BECOS OF THAT
lady koko: U KNU
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: so he's got confidence....but he still doesnt get ur number....why?
lady koko: BECOS OUR SOULS JUST DID NOT CONNECT
lady koko: SIMPLE
lady koko: AM QUITE A SPIRITUAL PERSON
lady koko: IN D SENSE THAT
18andabove: ehn ehn...
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I ALWAYS
lady koko: SORT OF SENSE PEOPLE FROM A MILE
lady koko: I DNT KNU HW TO EXPLAIN IT
lady koko: OAKY LIKE
lady koko: SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I GIVE SUM PEOPLE THE TIME OF THE DAY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: THEY WONDER Y I MOST TIMES DNT CARE TO KNU THE POPULAR PEOPLE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ITS JUST BECOS I OFTEN RECOGNISE
18andabove: maybe its just telepathy?
18andabove: i have it with my twin...
lady koko: UR A TWIN???????????
lady koko: REALLY?????????????
18andabove: yeah i am...
18andabove: my name is kehinde...
18andabove: u never did me the honours of telling me urs?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAMES R REALLY PERSONAL
18andabove: will u???
18andabove: u know wat forget it...
lady koko: MY NAME IS.......................................
lady koko: COCOA
18andabove: so....wat are conversation killers...for u???
lady koko: EVERYONE CALLS ME COCOA
18andabove: not me...lol
lady koko: so wot do u want to call me
lady koko: give me a ncikname
lady koko: hehe
lady koko: *am soo chessesy
lady koko: but realy wot do u wanna call me
18andabove: still thinking abt it....
lady koko: well i'll answer ur previous question
18andabove: wat wld u like a guy to talk abt when he approaches u?
lady koko: while u think
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: okay i'll ansa that too
lady koko: converstains killer for me
lady koko: are dudes talking about THEIR VOILENT NATURE
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND GIRLS TALKING DIRTY ABOUT THEIR BESTFRIENDS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BESTFRIENDS R SPECIAL...
lady koko: U NEVA VENT ABOUT THEM TO JUST ANYBODY
lady koko: AND WHEN A GUY FIRST MEETS ME
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I CANT SAY WHAT I WUD LIKE TO HEAR..I LOVE TO BE SURPRISED....BUT PLS
lady koko: IF U GONNA
lady koko: USE A CHAT UP LINE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: USE ONE I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE...AND DELIEVER IT WITH HUMOUR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AND DNT BE OFFENDED WHEN I CALL U A *CHESSEBALL...
lady koko: IN FACT
18andabove: wat of "i've we met before"
lady koko: I WILL RESPECT U MORE
lady koko: IF U *ACCEPTED
lady koko: NO..THATS PLAYED OUT
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF I FIND U
lady koko: PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE
lady koko: I'LL PROBABLY SAY
lady koko: "YES WE HAVE.....I SAW U IN MY DREAMS
18andabove: or "wat are the chances we hitting the sack tonight:...lol
lady koko: COS AM CHESSEY LIKE THAT
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: I WILL SIMPLY ROLL MY EYES AND SAY
lady koko: WOT R THE CHANCES OF U WANKING URSELF TONIGHT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 98%
18andabove:
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: THATS JUST LAIN RUDE
lady koko: FOR HIM TO BE ASKING THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: ONLY BOYFRIENDS
lady koko: R ALLOWED TO PLAY LIKE THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: so when does he go from being an acquitance to a lover...?
18andabove: ow many months...weeks...days...?
lady koko: I DNT PUT RESTRICTION IN TERMS OF TIME
lady koko: I DNT FOLLOW A RULE
18andabove: ok
lady koko: WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
lady koko: WHEN IT FEELS WE HAVE GOTTEN TO KNU
lady koko: EACHOTHER
lady koko: TO THAT LEVEL
lady koko: AND WE CANT GET TO THAT LEAVEL
lady koko: IN JUST 2 WEEKS NOW CAN WE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX OPEN BOOK
lady koko: U WILL NEED AT LEAST
lady koko: 2 MONTHS
18andabove: u're a complex complex book...lol
18andabove: only u understands u...lol
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX..open BOOK
18andabove: well right now...lol
lady koko: NO AM A VERY UNDESTANDBAL PEROSN
lady koko: I WEAR MY SOUL ON MY SLEEVES
lady koko: AM PROUD OF THAT BY THE WAY
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: IT ALLOWS
lady koko: #PEOLE TO KNU
lady koko: THE SIDE OF ME THAY SHUD KNU
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: IF THEY DNT LIKE IT..
lady koko: THEY HAVE EBUFF TIME
lady koko: TO MOVE ON
lady koko: LOLOLOLLO
18andabove: ow did ur 1st kiss feel?
lady koko: IT WAS RATHER LATE
lady koko: I WAS 15
lady koko: IT WAS DIVINE
lady koko: WORTH THE WAIT
lady koko: WORTH THE ANTICIPATION
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: I FELL IN LOVE WITH KISSING
lady koko: I LOVE KISSING
lady koko: AS U CAN TELL
lady koko: KISSING IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i guess it felt horrible for the guy....lol
lady koko: WHY
18andabove: as in knowing u wont do any other thing...lol
lady koko: I THINK AM GOOD KISSER OO
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: THER ARE MANY OTHER THINGS
lady koko: TRUST ME
lady koko: PEOPE R JUST NOT WILLING TO EXPLORE
18andabove: got any special day dream for the main thing...
18andabove: apart from bj, watelse?
lady koko: WE WONT GO INTO THAT NOW
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: WE NEED TO GET TO A LEVEL
lady koko: TO DISCUSS SUCH
lady koko: AM SEXUALLY SHY
lady koko: REMEBER
18andabove: wat level????
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: yeah i guess...
18andabove: so no special day dream yet?
lady koko: AT LEAST WE WILL REACH
lady koko: FRIEND LEVEL FIRST NAWW
lady koko: U R MERELY AN ACCQUAINTANCE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I'VE BEEN DAY DREAMING ABOUT
18andabove: shey...lol
lady koko: BEING KISSED PASSIONATLY
lady koko: THATS THE ONE THING I MISS
lady koko: BEING SINGLE
lady koko: I CANT BRING MYSELF TO PASSIONATELY KISS
18andabove: u're single
lady koko: JUST ANY ONE
lady koko: yea.....
lady koko: but dating
lady koko: i just got out of a 4 yr relationship
18andabove: omo all those uk guys no sharp o...lol
lady koko: lololol
18andabove: eeya...wat he do wrong????
lady koko: awwwwwwwww
18andabove: Btw, when u going to cook?
lady koko: ALLOWING ME TO FIND OUT HE CHEATED
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF HE CHEATED BUT DINT LET ME FIND OUT
lady koko: FAIR ENUFF
lady koko: LOLOLOLLOL
18andabove: must have felt really bad...
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: I BROKE UO WIV HIM 2 WEEKS B4 I EVEN FOUND OUT
lady koko: TO BE HNEST
18andabove: so u dumped him before he said "i'm sorry"
lady koko: I DIDNT THINK HE WUD CHEAT
18andabove: has in, in ur mind u'd broken up already...ll
18andabove: lol
lady koko: I TRIED MY BEST TO SATISFY HIM
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: sex is always the ultimate huh
lady koko: lolololol
18andabove: i guess...well for some pple...
18andabove: some other guys just want someone who'll be there for them...
lady koko: YEA..WELL..THAT WASNT THE ISSUE ANYWAY
lady koko: YEA TRUE
lady koko: I WUD THINK AT A STAGE IN UR LIFE
18andabove: yeah?
lady koko: THAT WILL BE MORE IMPORTNT
18andabove: definately....
lady koko: ANYWAY DARLING
18andabove: i think u're at that stage already
lady koko: REALLY
lady koko: YEA I THINK SO TOO
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: THATS Y AM SINGLE U SE
lady koko: AM WAITING FOR THR MEN
lady koko: TO FULFILL THAT FANTASIES
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WITH THE LITLE GIRLS
lady koko: THEN COME AND WIFE ME
lady koko: BUAHHAHHAHHAHA
lady koko: JUST KIDDING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: OOO
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
lady koko: WHO BE MUGUUUUUUU]LOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: u really cracking me up...lol
18andabove: we dont have to stop, do we?
lady koko: YES WE DO
18andabove: when?
lady koko: BUT IT WAS GREAT
lady koko: NOW
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: I REALLY HAD FUN THO
lady koko: TALKING TO U
lady koko: AND WE MUST DEF DO THIS AGIN
18andabove: we cld finish...whenever u're online...
lady koko: OKAY
18andabove: got a name for u...
lady koko: IF AM ON
lady koko: LATER TONIGHT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WOT IS IT
18andabove: no tomorrow...
lady koko: OK...BUT WOT IS THE NAME
18andabove: heard the song by kardinal and akon?
lady koko: *DRUM ROLL
lady koko: NO
18andabove: seen the video?
lady koko: NO
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: thats an assignment...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOO
18andabove: go figure...lol
lady koko: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE THAT
18andabove: had a nice time....
lady koko: I'LL DLEIVER MY FINDINGS
18andabove: btw, wat u cooking?
lady koko: WEN NEXT WE TALK
lady koko: FRIED RICE
lady koko: MA FRIEND IS OBSEESSED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: dont burn it o...lol
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: if na oyinbo, put plenty pepper...and watch him sweat ...lol
lady koko: WILL TRY
18andabove: thanks for ur time...
lady koko: LOLOLOO
lady koko: U R WICKEDDDDDDDDDDD
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lady koko: MA PLEASURE
18andabove: u wicked too..my dear...
lady koko: #
18andabove: u're like a breath of fresh air...
lady koko: TILL NEXT TIME DARLING..XOXO
18andabove: wish i cld suck u in...
18andabove: literally o...lol
18andabove: l8r
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHA
lady koko: BYEEEEEEE
18andabove: bye
Yeepa...that one was close...
hmm una go forgive me...
i got to go
but no lele, dem no fit reach my side...i hope..lol
anyhoo, got my last Conversation with a Babe....enjoy
lady koko: HEY DARLING
lady koko: LADY KOKO HERE!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice...
18andabove: ow was ur day?
lady koko: WELL....I JUST WOKE UP...LOL
lady koko: ITS 5.30 PM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: u mean u dont work?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: okay
lady koko: am a bit of a spoilt brat
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: GEES U TOUCHED A SENSITIVE SPOT MEHNN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wats the sensitive spot?...
lady koko: I'VE WORKED TWICE
lady koko: FIRST JOB I QUIT AFTER 2 DAYS
18andabove: i love the fact that u dont work o....
18andabove: but u get to eat...lol
18andabove: 2 days?????
18andabove: wat kind of work was it?
lady koko: SECOND JOB..QUIT AFTER 4 DAYS
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: admin kinda stuff
18andabove: 4 days?????....u slapped the boss?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: I DINT GET FIRED..i quit
lady koko: lol
18andabove: nioce...
18andabove: i hope i have the balls to do that soon...lol
18andabove: so wat course did u study at the uni?
lady koko: am studying medine
lady koko: *medicine
18andabove: oh????7 years right?
lady koko: yea
18andabove: omo una dey try o....
18andabove: 7 yrs for sch, when u go start life?
lady koko: HEHE......
lady koko: i guess thats y ma parents dnt want me to lifet a finger yet
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: WELL.....AM NOT THE TYPICAL MED STUDENT OOO
lady koko: I HAVE A LIFE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: wats ur typical day like?
lady koko: I'LL WAKE UP AT 12 PM
lady koko: HAVE PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE CATCHING UP ON THE REPEAT OF GIRLFRIENDS ON T.V.
lady koko: THEN.,....
18andabove: okay?
lady koko: I'LL CALL UP ONE OF MY BESTFREINDS
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: pancakes/....yummy...lol
lady koko: SEE IF SHE WANTS TO DO DINNER /LUNCH
lady koko: *mine are the best*
18andabove: yeepa...i'm not supposed to think abt food o...lol
18andabove: i guess...lol
lady koko: but basically from 2 -8 PM
lady koko: I ENTERTAIN GUESTS
18andabove: guests????
lady koko: I LIKE TO THINK A GREAT HOST
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I LIVE ON MY OWN
18andabove: as in friends that dont have jobs too
lady koko: FRIENDS COME OVER]
lady koko: I COOK
lady koko: AND STUFF
18andabove: where are ur parents?
lady koko: BUHAHAAHHHAAH
18andabove: lol
18andabove: and i'm guessing u're based in the uk
lady koko: YEA..LONDON BEYBEY!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: look yea
lady koko: am sure u think
lady koko: AM A LAZY ASS BITCH
lady koko: WHO DOES NOTHIN
18andabove: y pic too the side....wanna break my head?
lady koko: BUT EAT THE FRUIT OF HER PARENTS LABOUR
lady koko: WELL UR RIGHT
18andabove: no swear words...yet...lol
lady koko: but there is a whole load more depth to me mr!
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: lol
lady koko: lolol
18andabove: wats the most important thing to u now?
lady koko: THAT LAUGHTER IS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE..AND LOVE IS THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
18andabove: love????....well is there anything like that?
lady koko: OF COURSE...DNT U THINK SO
18andabove: i'm trying so hard to believe in it
lady koko: REALLY???????
lady koko: I BELIEVE IN LOVE OO
lady koko: I FEEL IT EVERDAY
18andabove: so ow many times u ever fallen in love?
18andabove: u have a webcam or something?
lady koko: IT DEPENDS..WITH A GUY?
lady koko: COS I FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS
18andabove: lol
lady koko: EVERYDAY
lady koko: *NO HOMO*
18andabove: seriously....u arent gay are u?
lady koko: I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART
lady koko: THERS A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE
lady koko: TO GIVE OUT
lady koko: IF THAT MAKES ME GAY
18andabove: so u are gay!!!!
lady koko: THEN YES!!!!!!!!! I AM GAY
18andabove: omo ur parents go kill u o...lol
lady koko: NO AM NOT SILLY
lady koko: AM NOT GAY..AM NOT BI
18andabove: ow long u been in the uk?
lady koko: *I LOVE ALL SEXES....I DONT DO ALL SEXES*
18andabove: so for the record, u're straight....
lady koko: FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS
lady koko: YES OOO..I AM STARIGHT AS RULER ABEG OOOOOO
18andabove: meaning u left immediately after secondary school?
18andabove: u got a webcam?
18andabove: so ow many siblings u got?
lady koko: NO WEBCAM
lady koko: 2 ADORABLE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: BIG BRO..LIL SIS
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: lucky me!
18andabove: and they're still in lagos....
lady koko: ma big bro is here
lady koko: ma lil sis is GETTING HER OWN TATSE
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: OF BOARDING SCOOL IN NIJA
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: wat sch u finished from?
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: SHE LOVES IT THO
18andabove: i guess, i was in boarding too
lady koko: I CANT SAY AM SORRY..THAT WILL GIVE ME AWAY.......
lady koko: BUT ITS ONE OF THE POPULAR ONES
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: AND NO IT AINT QUEENS COLLEGE
18andabove: no we wouldnt include it in the conversation...
18andabove: i'd just like to know...
lady koko: YEA I KNU
lady koko: WEL..OKAY
lady koko: ADESOYE COLLEGE
18andabove: wat?????
lady koko: YES
18andabove: where's adesoye college....lol
lady koko: ARE U KIDDING ME
lady koko: OKAY WAIT
lady koko: DO U KNU OLASHORE?
18andabove: serious....
18andabove: olashore?????....
lady koko: ERM...
lady koko: THESE ARE LITERALLY
lady koko: TOP TEN IN NAIJA
lady koko: PRESEIDENTS SONS
18andabove: okay....wats the name of the school?
lady koko: EVEN WENT TO ADESOYE
lady koko: AND U AINT HEARD OF IT
lady koko: LAWDYYYYYYYY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye is the name of the school??????
lady koko: YES! ADESOYE COLLEGE
lady koko: ASK AROUND
18andabove: i dont know anyone thats even heard it before sef...lol
lady koko: EVERYONE KNOWS IT
18andabove: just asked my colleagues...lol
lady koko: OKAY DO U VIVIAN FOWLER
18andabove: ehn ehn...i know that one...
18andabove: its close to where i live sef
lady koko: AND THAT ONE IS NOT EVEN
lady koko: UP THERE WITH ADESOYE AND OLASHORE YET
lady koko: AND U KNU IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: adesoye....olashore....sorry i dont know
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: OKAY OO
18andabove: prolly those schs at the outskirts of lagos...lol
lady koko: *DO UR REASERCH*
lady koko: NAA THEY AINT IN LAGOS
18andabove: already done it...
18andabove: ehn ehn...where dem dey?
lady koko: ADESOYE IS IN KWARA STATE....OLASHORE IS IN OSUN STATE
lady koko: BUT EVERYONE FROM LAGOS ABUJA GO THERE
18andabove: okay then...
18andabove: yeah right...lol
lady koko: ITS LITERALLY I TELL YOU...TOP 5 IN FACT
lady koko: HEAVY SCOOL FEES
lady koko: U PAY IN PUNDS
lady koko: OR DOLLARS
18andabove: so i'm guesing u're an osun *stressing the s* girl...lol
lady koko: NOPE
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: anyways lady koko....why use that name...
lady koko: BECOS AM KNOWN AS KOKO
18andabove: the only lady koko i know is one make believe lady we used to scare ourselves with in secondary school...lol
lady koko: AND I BELIEVE I POSSESS ALL THE QUALITIES OF A LADY
18andabove: koko????
lady koko: *SHE JUST MIGHT BE ME.....PEOPLE R USUALLY SCARED AND INTIMIDATED
18andabove: lol.....
lady koko: BY INTERNAL AND OUTWARD BEAUTY
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: shes suppossed to turn all who see her into stone...lol
lady koko: WELLL.......I BELIEVE THAT ME OOOOO
lady koko: MEN USUALLY FREEZE IN THE STARES
18andabove: who personifies ur kind of beauty
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: AND WOMEN TOO OF COURSE
18andabove: so u had ur 21st birthday already????.
lady koko: I NEVER SED IT WAS 21ST DID I
lady koko: I CELEBRATED A SIGNIFICANT YEAR
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE TO EVERYONE ELSE
lady koko: 21 MEANS NUTIN TO ME
18andabove: ow old was the oldest person u dated?
lady koko: I DNT KNU Y ITS A BIG FUSS..WELL I GUESS IN AMERICA ITS THE OFFICIAL AGE
lady koko: OH GOSH
lady koko: WELL..I WAS 14 HE WAS 24
18andabove: i think 18 is the official age
18andabove: 10 yrs....
lady koko: OH REALLY OK
lady koko: YES
lady koko: I LIKE OLDER MEN
lady koko: AM TOO MATURED FOR MY AGE
lady koko: YOUNGER GUYS
18andabove: did u say 14?
lady koko: CANT SATISFY MY NEED
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: YES..WELL HE DIDNT KNU I WAS 14
18andabove: ow old was the youngest person u dated?
lady koko: LIKE I SED....I AM QUITE MATURED
lady koko: AM SURE IF I TOLD U MY AGE U WUD BE RATHER SHOCKED
18andabove: u look it...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: go ahead....
lady koko: I LOOK WOT
lady koko: OLD????
lady koko: GOODNESS
18andabove: u look older...lol
lady koko: I AM A KOKOLET OOOOOOOOO
18andabove: maybe its cause the pic is slanted...lol
lady koko: DO U AGREE
18andabove: yeah yeah....lol
lady koko: I'LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT
18andabove: have to see a lot of ur pics to agree...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so why do u blog?
lady koko: BECOS I LIKE TO TALK
lady koko: AND WRITING
lady koko: IS THE NEXT BEST THING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ever tot of been a presenter on radio or tv?
lady koko: YES ....BUT FUNY ENUFF..I CAN BE QUITE SHY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and in front of people too....lol
lady koko: WELL..IT DEPENDS ON THE CAMERA MAN ACTUALLY
lady koko: U KNU WOT
18andabove: lol...u naughty girl..lol
18andabove: wat?
lady koko: PEOPLE SEE ME..
lady koko: ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT KNOW ME
lady koko: EXPECT ME TO BE BURST OF ENERGY 24/7
lady koko: I AM QUITE A LIVELY BALL OF FIRE
lady koko: I GET EXCITED EASILY
lady koko: BUT
lady koko: i do get shy too
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: so wats ur favourite drink ....
18andabove: apart from rum?
lady koko: SNAKE BITE
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: HAVE U TATSED IIT
lady koko: ITS SOOOO LOVELEY
lady koko: COMES IN MY FAVOURITE COLOUR TOO
18andabove: neva= got a snake bite me b4...lol
lady koko: LIKE A WINEY SORTA RED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: just kidding....is it suppossed to be an energy drink or wat?
lady koko: WELL ITS KINDA LIKE A COCKTAIL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: DEP/WINEY RED
lady koko: HAS A HINT OF STRWBERRY
lady koko: HAS A TANGY AFTER YASTE
18andabove: i have a thing for energy drinks though...
lady koko: REALLY
18andabove: gosh, cant talk abt drinks too..lol
lady koko: I HAVE WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH ENERGY ALREADY
18andabove: i guess...
lady koko: ENERGY DRINKS...MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AM ON CRACK
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: u ever been in nigeria since then?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: LASTE TIME WAS EASTER
lady koko: AM COMING FOR CHRISTMAS TOO
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: I ALWAYS COME BACK
lady koko: HW DO U THINK
18andabove: nice...so i'd get to see this dynamite...
lady koko: I MAINTAIN MY NAIJA FLINGS
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: WE'LL SET A DATE
18andabove: i'll come to dat later....
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: really ....why wld i ask u out rather than the other chick?
lady koko: AM NO DIFFERNT FROM THE OTHA CHICKS
lady koko: EXCEPT WE HAVE
lady koko: DIFFEREN STORIES TO TELL
lady koko: AND MINE MIGHT BE MORE INTERSTING
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: am worth the risk*
lady koko: lol
18andabove: so its not that u're a model....
lady koko: well some say i look like one
18andabove: cocacola shaped....halle berry looking bombshell...lol
lady koko: lol
18andabove: we better set a date right now then...lol
lady koko: halle berry aint all that
lady koko: lololololol
18andabove: she is....
18andabove: and lets not go there...lol
lady koko: SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR
lady koko: IS MORE LIKE IT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: nice....
18andabove: so anyone introduce u to blogging?
lady koko: NO..I JUST STUMBLED ON TO IT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ADDICTED TO FASHION BLOGS
lady koko: JUST WENT ON FROM THERE
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: and most of ur posts are true...
lady koko: ALL my posts r true
18andabove: sure????
lady koko: 100 PERCENT
lady koko: THATS Y I TAKE SUM
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: even the almost raunchy ones...
lady koko: MOST POSTS DOWN
lady koko: AFTER A WHILE
lady koko: I FEEL NAKED
18andabove: okay....
18andabove: anything u ever written affected u in real life
lady koko: WELL I HAD AN INCIDENT
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: WHERE I HAD SLAGGED OFF
lady koko: ONE OF MY FRIENDS
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASICALLY I VENTED
18andabove: ok???
lady koko: AND THAT SAME DAY
lady koko: SHE CALLED ME TELLING
lady koko: ME SHE WAS HURT
lady koko: AND ALL
lady koko: AND I PANICKED
18andabove: ow???/
lady koko: THINKING SHE HAD READ MY POST..we will never know
lady koko: lol
18andabove: God ,,,, u got compromised...lol
lady koko: *i am now a cautious blogger....SAD
18andabove: ow identities are the most sacred things to us....we bloggers...lol
lady koko: WELL
18andabove: not that i care though...lol
lady koko: WHEN I FIRST STARTED
lady koko: I WANT ANNONYMOUS
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I HAD MY PIC UP AND ALL
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: MY DEFENSE THEN WAS THAT
lady koko: i was telling my own gist
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: BUT I SOON LEARNED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: met any bloggers yet?
lady koko: ERM......
lady koko: WELL..
lady koko: NOT PHYSICALLY
lady koko: BUT I'VE SEEN SOME PICS AND ALL
18andabove: yes now...lol
lady koko: AND THE CREEPY PART
lady koko: IS THE ONES
lady koko: THAT GO TO THE SAME PARTIES
18andabove: okay...lol
lady koko: AND WE CANT FIGURE OUT WHO WE R
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: abi o...lol
18andabove: so any blogger u'd like to meet ....physically that is,
18andabove: apart from me o...lol
lady koko: WELL......
lady koko: HONESTLY....
18andabove: yes???
lady koko: I DONT REALLY MIND WHICH BLOGGERS I GET TO MEET
lady koko: I THINK I WUD STILL BE EXCITED
18andabove: sheybii...lol
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u're above 18 right?
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: AINT NO UNDERAGE BITCH
lady koko: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
18andabove: and now.....i can see ur legs...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: ITS NOT 4 U
lady koko: MY EX IS ONLINE
lady koko: JUST THTO I'D SHOW HIM WOT HE IS MISSING
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: ever used a mobile dating service before.....?
18andabove: lol
lady koko: am a bitch like that
18andabove: u bad girl...lol
lady koko: NO!!!!
18andabove: we've not gotten to the part where u swear...lol
lady koko: NO TO MOBIE DATING SERVICE
lady koko: I AINT SWEARING
18andabove: thought u been there, done that?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAAAA
lady koko: MOBILE DATING..INTERNET DATING
lady koko: THOSE
lady koko: R
18andabove: okay???
lady koko: ADVENTURES FOR ANOTHER DAY
18andabove: dont say it....
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....thought u'd use a different word...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: DARLING
lady koko: I AINT GONNA SWEAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BITCH AINT A SWEAR WORD TO ME OO
18andabove: thanks my dear...
lady koko: BITCH=SISTA
18andabove: so why did u break up with ur Ex?
lady koko: AHHH
lady koko: HE'S CHEATING ASS..JUST WASNT MAN ENUFF FOR ME ANYMORE
lady koko: THERE WERE GREATER MEN IN THE WORLD TO DATE
18andabove: so u did the breaking up bit???
lady koko: OF COURSE
lady koko: NO ONE BREKS UP WITH LADY KOKO
lady koko: EVEN WEN I WAS YOUNG
lady koko: IF I SENSE IT COMING
lady koko: B4 U SAY THE WORDS
18andabove: wat did the other chick have that u didnt...?
lady koko: I WILL DUMO UR ASS
lady koko: A PUSSY THAT WAS WILLING
18andabove: okay...point taken...lol
lady koko: i am a vigin
lady koko: a PROUD ONE OOOO
18andabove: what????
lady koko: A FUCKABLE ONE
lady koko: BUT I JUST CHOOSE TO WAIT TILL I
lady koko: WANT TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE
lady koko: I KNOW MYSELF
lady koko: I COULD BE A FREAK
18andabove: so u aint sexually active yet...?
lady koko: BEST TO UNLEASH IT IN DUE TIME
lady koko: no...
18andabove: wait...ow old are u again?
lady koko: ITS BEEN HARD
lady koko: VERYYYYYYY HARD
lady koko: BUT AM A STRONG WOMEN
18andabove: got to be sure u're 18....
18andabove: lol
lady koko: AM OLD ENIFF TO HAVE SEX OOOO
lady koko: LOLO
lady koko: AM IN MY 20'S
lady koko: BASICALLY I AINT A TEENAGER NO MORE
18andabove: cause u said u werent sexually active...
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: IS THAT A SHOCK
lady koko: IT IS TO EVERYONE
18andabove: so wats the best thing abt being a virgin...
lady koko: IN FACT MY OWN BESTFRIEND
18andabove: yes i am shocked...
lady koko: DOESNT BELIEVE ME
18andabove: wat u have is rare....
lady koko: I KNOW
18andabove: i believe u though...
lady koko: YES ITS TRUE
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: THE BEST THING
lady koko: IS KNOWING
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AND RESPECTING..how in conteol i am
lady koko: OF MYSELF
lady koko: IT HAS NOTHING TO D WITH
18andabove: thats terrific...
lady koko: THE ACTUAL SEX FOR ME
lady koko: ITS JUST THE CONTROL ASPECT I ABSOLTELY LOVE
18andabove: everyoneelse let there...bodies control them
lady koko: just to clarify
18andabove: yes...wish i cld too...lol
lady koko: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BUT ITS NOT EASY
lady koko: TO ME
lady koko: I WILL MOST PROBABLY EMBARK ON THAT JOURNEY(well of course i will)
lady koko: lol
18andabove: yeah...it isnt...
lady koko: but IT JUST HAS TO FEEL right
lady koko: if uknu wot imean
18andabove: yes it does....
lady koko: AND NO I AINT SHY OF MY BODY OOOO
lady koko: ALL BOYFRIENDS HAVE SEEN ME NAKED
18andabove: we wont let just anyone hit it...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: okay....
lady koko: YEA ........ITS TOOO HOT TO HANDLE
18andabove: and i bet they tried....
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: WELL THEY KNEW
18andabove: but u wldnt just bulge and they'd think there's something wrong with u...lol
lady koko: WOT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
lady koko: NO
lady koko: THERE ARE MANY OTHER ROUTES
lady koko: OTHER THAN SEX
18andabove: and they went ahead...lol
lady koko: *WINK*
18andabove: yeah i know....lol
lady koko: THEY KNOW THERE AINT NUTIN WRONG WIV ME
18andabove: u bad girl...
lady koko: AM A BAD GIRL
18andabove: ok... so means u're really all talk , no action?
lady koko: behind closed doors
lady koko: U KU WOT
lady koko: I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT UR RIGHT
lady koko: AM ALL TALK....MINIMAL ACTION
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: AM A TEASE/...
lady koko: AM A TERRIBLE FLIRT
18andabove: lol....
lady koko: BUT DUN MEAN U GETTING SUM
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: guessed as much...lol
lady koko: THE THE GIRL MEN LOVE TO HATE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
lady koko: * AM CHANGING THO
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so seen any movies recently?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: BEEN WATCHING OLD CLASSIC MOVIES
lady koko: LIKE PRETTY WOMAN]LOVE AND BASKET BALL
lady koko: BROWN SUGAR
18andabove: okay...
lady koko: *SINGLE WOMEN MOVIES
lady koko: LOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: so u're really into drama flicks...
lady koko: TOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
lady koko: AM INTO ANYTHING GIRLY..ANYTHIGN ROMANCE
lady koko: AM A SUCKA FOR LOVE
lady koko: CAN U TELL?
18andabove: wld u ever consider mobile dating....seeing i run a mobile dating service?...*wink*
lady koko: THATS UNKNOWN TERRITORY
lady koko: I FEEL LIKE
lady koko: Y SHUD I
18andabove: yeah i can....thats y i can only see ur legs in this pic....lol
lady koko: ALREADY I HAVE TOO MANY
lady koko: DATES TO HANDLE
18andabove: like ow many?
lady koko: TO I NEED THE EXTRA
lady koko: ONES I CANT EVEN SEE
18andabove: thats wat they all say....lol
lady koko: YEA MANY SAY THATS THEIR LIFE...I live the life
lady koko: am a serial dater
lady koko: its wot i do with my spare time
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
18andabove: so right now, thats a no...?
lady koko: ITS A
lady koko: *MAYBE..IF AM FEELING ADVENTROUS
lady koko: I WILL TRY MOST THINGS ONCE
lady koko: JUST TO SAY I'VE DONE IT
18andabove: thats me too....
lady koko: AM IMPLUSLIVE LIKE THAT
lady koko: YOUT TOO
18andabove: even if its a dare....lol
lady koko: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: almost killed mesef cause of a dare...
lady koko: BUHAHHAHAHA
lady koko: HOW??
lady koko: WHAT DID U DO OO??
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: and i got to climb everest by God's Grace...lol
18andabove: i almost finished a bottle of pasties...
18andabove: its like fruty rum...
lady koko: AM GOING TO ISREAL TO CLIMB A MOUTAIN SOON
lady koko: CANT REMEBER WOT ITS CALLED
lady koko: AND I'VE ALREADY CLOMBED SOME IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol
18andabove: which one in ibadan
lady koko: CANT REMEBER THE NAME MEHNN
lady koko: BUT I KNU ITS IN IBADAN
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i'm hoping to do the highest pic in nigeria december...
18andabove: peak....u invited
lady koko: WOTS A PEAK
lady koko: OH U MEAN MOUTAIN
18andabove: yeah...
lady koko: CLIMB THE HEIGHEST IN NIGERIA??
18andabove: yes...
lady koko: MOST DEF
lady koko: BUT WOT STATE WILL THAT BE IN THO
lady koko: MY DRIVER WILL HAVE TO LEARN THE ROAD
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: no probs then
18andabove: its in taraba state...
lady koko: WHERE D HELL IS THAT
lady koko: HOW MANY HOURS FROM LAGOS
18andabove: just on the border with cameroun...
lady koko: WOT!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: lets just say 24
lady koko: SORRY OH
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NOT ME AND YOU
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: u dey fear abi...lol
lady koko: SO I WNT BATH
lady koko: FOR 24 HRS
lady koko: OR BRUSH TEETH
lady koko: SORRY OOO
18andabove: thought u gt extra balls...lol
lady koko: BUT EHN....
lady koko: ITS WAYYYYY
lady koko: OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE
lady koko: BESIDES U SHUD BE THINKING
18andabove: lol
18andabove: abt?
lady koko: BIUT TREATING ME TO A ROMANTIC DATE
lady koko: THT MORE MY STYLE
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: nah....u got enough of that...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: UR JUST SCARED
lady koko: LOOLO
18andabove: i've got to be different...
18andabove: so u can remember me all the time...lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: HMMM
lady koko: INTERSTING
lady koko: WOT WUD
lady koko: U CONSIDER A UNIQUE DATE THEN
18andabove: wat wld u consider a unique date?
lady koko: I ASKED U FIRST
lady koko: WELL..NO ONE SEEMS TO GO SWIMMING AS A DATE ANYMORE
lady koko: AND THAT D PERFECT WAY
lady koko: TO CHECK UR BABES BODY OUT
lady koko: I GUESS GUYS AINT THAT SMART ANYMORE
18andabove: ladies 1st...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: *DNT PUNCH ME OO
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: thats a new one...lol
18andabove: guys usually do the big two...
18andabove: movies and restaurant...lol
lady koko: WOTS DAT
lady koko: boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: BESIDES
lady koko: MOVIES??????????
18andabove: shey...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN TALK
lady koko: IN D CINEMA
18andabove: well, u can
lady koko: THTS D DATE
lady koko: FOR WHEN U ALREADY KNU EACHOTHER
lady koko: SO THAT
lady koko: ITS D DATE FOR GETTING PHYSICALLY FAMILIAR
18andabove: u only have to contend with the popcorn thrown from others...lol
lady koko: IN THE DARK U CAN EXPLORE
lady koko: EACH OTHER
lady koko: LOLOLOLO
18andabove: lol....bad gurl...?
18andabove: so wat kinda guys u like?
lady koko: ALL MY EXS ARE ABSILUTELY DIFFERENT
lady koko: I DNT HAVE A TYPE
lady koko: BUT I USUALLY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AM NOT PHYSICALLY BLINDED
lady koko: AND THATS D HONEST TRUTH
18andabove: nice then...
lady koko: I LURRRRRRRRRRVE ME SUM SWAGGER
18andabove: so u cld date someone shorter...
lady koko: SOME CONFIDENCE
lady koko: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: APART FROM SHORTER
18andabove: i'm short....
lady koko: SHORTER IS THE ONLY TABOO
18andabove: well at 5 7, i think i am...lol
lady koko: AWW..BABES OKAY I WONT WEAR HEELS
18andabove: so i'm out, tom cruise is out, al pacino is out...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I NEVER SED SO
lady koko: U KNU WOT
lady koko: THERE IS ALWAYS A FIRST!
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: and tom did nicole and wats her name...kate...lol
lady koko: BUT U SEE
lady koko: THEY LOOK OKAY
lady koko: THEY STILL LOOK CUTE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: IT ;LOOKS WEIRD
lady koko: ONLY
lady koko: WHEN THE PARTIES ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WIV IT
18andabove: i'm a stunner....if i say so mesef...lo
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: yeah i guess....
lady koko: AND IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD
lady koko: WHEN
18andabove: so its a no fly zone for u lol
lady koko: THE GIRL IS TALL BUT SLENDER
18andabove: yeah...u slender....
lady koko: *GOD FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THAT BUT ITS THE TRUTH
18andabove: well unless this is a pic of ur sis...lol
18andabove: yeah it is...
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NO ITS NOT MA SIS
lady koko: OO ABEG..D GIRL IS ONLY 14
lady koko: LOLOLLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: GOSH
18andabove: come to think of it u...look 14..lol
lady koko: UR KINDA FUN
lady koko: EXCUSE ME
lady koko: ???????????
18andabove: thanks
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: U CANT EVEN SEE MY FACE PROPERLY
lady koko: WORREVER
18andabove: well cause u dont want me...lol
lady koko:
18andabove: cant c any emmm...chest...
18andabove: then no emmm...arsenal...
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ACTAULLY
lady koko: I HAVE REALLY GOOD CHEST FOR A SLENDER CHICK
lady koko: BUT I GUESS U WILL NEVER KNU
18andabove: yeah yeah...lol
lady koko: COS I AINT GONNA LET U FEEL
18andabove: i will when u come over, remember..lol
lady koko:
18andabove: lol
18andabove: doubt that...lol
lady koko: NOT IF I BRING MY BIG BROTHER WITH ME
18andabove: so wat team u support?
lady koko:
lady koko: i dont like football..I DONT WATCH FOOTBALL
18andabove: he'll be the body guard for me and u...lol
lady koko: I DNT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: eeya/....u dont know wat u missing..lol
lady koko: MY BRO BODY GURAD
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: U R JUST CRAZZY
18andabove: so apart from swimming* wink*....wat other sport u do?
lady koko: AM VERY ATHLETIC
lady koko: WELL USED TO BE
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: BASKETBALL
lady koko: TENNIS
lady koko: I LOVE SPORTS MEHNN
18andabove: just not football...lol
lady koko: NOPE....NOT MY CUP OF TEA
lady koko: BUT IF MY MAN
18andabove: so u're 5 10, 6, 6 2?
lady koko: LOVES FOOTBALL
lady koko: I'LL SHOW MY SUPORT
lady koko: BY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: MAKING HIM A SANDWICH
lady koko: AND BRINGING HIM HE'S CAN OF BEER
18andabove: nice....
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: and when sulking after a loss?
lady koko: AM NOT GONNA DISCLOSE MY HEIGHT
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: ok....
lady koko: I'LL GIVE HIM A BJ
lady koko: THATS HUD CHEER HIM UP
lady koko: #
lady koko: ,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lets see...i think u're...5 4....thats why u're height sensitive...lol
18andabove: lol...u bad gurl...
lady koko: AM NOT BAD
18andabove: said that like ow many times already>????
lady koko: AM BEING SARCASTIC
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 5'4?????????
lady koko: NO MATE
18andabove: ok...then...any song u in love with right now?
lady koko: MY DEAR I HAVE TO BE LEAVING SOON.....I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER FOR S FRIEND
18andabove: no probs...
lady koko: WE HAE 30 MINS TO CHAT
18andabove: as in 30 more mins?
lady koko: YEA
lady koko: I HAVE A SONG I
18andabove: which one?
lady koko: YEA 30 MORE MINS
lady koko: ITS CALLED
lady koko: BUST YOUR WINDOW
18andabove: by ????
lady koko: BY JAZMINE SULIVAN
18andabove: not heard it yet....
lady koko: ITS BASICALLY
lady koko: ABOUT
lady koko: A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HER
18andabove: lets see if i can find it online...
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND SHE IS TELLING HIM
lady koko: WHAT SHE DID TO HE'S PRECIOUS CAR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: *EVIL LAUGH
18andabove: u cldnt do that wld u?
lady koko: HE DESERVED IT IF U ASK ME
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: I CUDNT DO THAT
lady koko: ONLY BECOS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM TOO CLASSY FRO THAT RUBBISH
lady koko: AND I KNU
lady koko: HE WILL COME BEGGING EVENTUALLY
18andabove: lol
lady koko: *THEY ALWAYS DO
lady koko: *SIGH
18andabove: yeah yeah..
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AM NOT SAYING THAT
lady koko: JUST BECOS.....like evry otha girl
18andabove: so a guy's confidence wld definatlly attract u to him?
lady koko: that thinks she's d shit
lady koko: YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: CONFIDENCE
lady koko: I ABSOLUTELY
lady koko: CAN NOT RESIST
lady koko: UGLY GUY OR PRETTY GUY
lady koko: THE SWAGGER
18andabove: its not if he drives a bently....or looks like the hulk?
lady koko: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: PLSSSSSS
lady koko: THATS SOOOO BORING THESE DAYS
18andabove: cld u ask a guy out?
lady koko: depth....is more exciting
lady koko: I ALREADY HAVE ..ONCE
lady koko: NEVER AGIN THO
18andabove: ehn ehn,
18andabove: ow did it go?
lady koko: AND I ONLY
lady koko: DID
lady koko: IT BECOS
lady koko: I WANTED TO CHECK IT OFF MY LIST
18andabove: ....?
lady koko: OF THINGS TO DO
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I WAS TESTING MYSELF..SO SEE HOW BOLD I CUD BE
lady koko: IT WASNT COS I WAS DROOLING OVER HIM SOO BADLY
18andabove: u really bold...
18andabove: i get....
18andabove: so ow did it end?
lady koko: I HVE MY MOMENTS
lady koko: HE FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME
lady koko: HONEST]
lady koko: BUT GOT A BIT TOO CLINGY
18andabove: lol////
lady koko: HE WAS A GOOD GUY..JUST NOT THE GOOD GUY FOR ME
lady koko: I HATE TO BE BORED
18andabove: why do we not like the clingy ones..lol
lady koko: what started as summin exciting
lady koko: now starts
18andabove: been hearing that phrase recently...
lady koko: to becosme too predictable
18andabove: yeah....
lady koko: thats d problem wiv clingy guys
lady koko: U NEED TO LEARN TO CONTROL URSELF
18andabove: and gurls to
lady koko: FAKE IT
lady koko: BECOS GIRLS
18andabove: too...
lady koko: DNT WANT
18andabove: ok
lady koko: TO BE SMOTHERED EVERYTIME
lady koko: IT MAKES UR KISSES LESS SPECIAL...
lady koko: UR TALK BECOMES CHEAP
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: wld u go out with ur best friend's ex?
lady koko: NEVER!!!!!!!!
lady koko: WHERES THE LOYALTY
lady koko: SHE CANT BE EX GIRL TO THE NEST GIRL
lady koko: THEN HAVE THAT NEXT GIRL BE ME
18andabove: even if they broke up abt 5 yrs ago?
lady koko: IT WILL BE WEIRD NAWW
lady koko: LIKE
18andabove: lol
lady koko: HW DO U COPE KNOWING
lady koko: THAT THEY ONCE USED
lady koko: TO CARESS AND KISS
lady koko: SO R WE ALL EXPECTED TO GO ON DOUBLE DATES
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: LIKE A DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
lady koko: PLS ABEG
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: ITS JUTS EASIER AND LESS HEADACHE TO AVOID SUCH
18andabove: talking abt fam, wu u closer to?
lady koko: HOWEVER
lady koko: I WILL DEF DATE MY BESTFRIENDS
lady koko: EX-CRUSH
18andabove: thats ok, i guess.
lady koko: AM A DADDY'S GIRL
lady koko: AM MUMMY'S SISTER/GIRLFIEND
18andabove: u got ur looks from him too?
lady koko: AM MY LIL SIS'S HERO/INSPIRATION
18andabove: eeya...
lady koko: AM MY BIG BRO'S BABY
lady koko: EVERYONE OF THEM PLAYS
18andabove: thats so cute....lol
lady koko: SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROLE
lady koko: we r a reallllllllllllllllly
lady koko: closeeeeeeeeeeeee family
18andabove: we all need fam
lady koko: ESPECIALLY FOR NIGERIANS
lady koko: I KNOW RIGHT
18andabove: yeah...
18andabove: so lets say this medicne thing doesnt work out...
18andabove: wat wld u do?
lady koko: GOD FORBID
lady koko: DIDNT PLAN ANYTHIGN ELSE
lady koko: THATS WOT I AKLWAYS DREAMT OF
18andabove: sorry, hit a raw nerve i guess...lol
lady koko: I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS..LITERALLY
18andabove: sticking needles into everyones arses...lol
lady koko: not rally..am just scared
lady koko: that all
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: lol
lady koko: AM TOO PASSIONATE..I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
lady koko: U FEEL ME
18andabove: yeah i do...
18andabove: u ooze originality, confidence, care, uniqueness and sophistication
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: OH MA GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady koko: R U SERIOUS
18andabove: yeah
lady koko: DO U REALLY GET ALL THAT
lady koko: JUST FROM THIS CONVO
lady koko: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
18andabove: yes ma....
18andabove: deduced that already....
18andabove: just that u get shy...
18andabove: when u least expect it
lady koko: lolo...YEA..LOLOLOL
lady koko: AM SHY OF MY BADNESS
lady koko: LLOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol
lady koko: NO ONE WANTS TO BE JUDGED
lady koko: BECOS OF THAT
lady koko: U KNU
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: so he's got confidence....but he still doesnt get ur number....why?
lady koko: BECOS OUR SOULS JUST DID NOT CONNECT
lady koko: SIMPLE
lady koko: AM QUITE A SPIRITUAL PERSON
lady koko: IN D SENSE THAT
18andabove: ehn ehn...
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I ALWAYS
lady koko: SORT OF SENSE PEOPLE FROM A MILE
lady koko: I DNT KNU HW TO EXPLAIN IT
lady koko: OAKY LIKE
lady koko: SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I GIVE SUM PEOPLE THE TIME OF THE DAY
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: THEY WONDER Y I MOST TIMES DNT CARE TO KNU THE POPULAR PEOPLE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: ITS JUST BECOS I OFTEN RECOGNISE
18andabove: maybe its just telepathy?
18andabove: i have it with my twin...
lady koko: UR A TWIN???????????
lady koko: REALLY?????????????
18andabove: yeah i am...
18andabove: my name is kehinde...
18andabove: u never did me the honours of telling me urs?
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
lady koko: NAMES R REALLY PERSONAL
18andabove: will u???
18andabove: u know wat forget it...
lady koko: MY NAME IS.......................................
lady koko: COCOA
18andabove: so....wat are conversation killers...for u???
lady koko: EVERYONE CALLS ME COCOA
18andabove: not me...lol
lady koko: so wot do u want to call me
lady koko: give me a ncikname
lady koko: hehe
lady koko: *am soo chessesy
lady koko: but realy wot do u wanna call me
18andabove: still thinking abt it....
lady koko: well i'll answer ur previous question
18andabove: wat wld u like a guy to talk abt when he approaches u?
lady koko: while u think
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: okay i'll ansa that too
lady koko: converstains killer for me
lady koko: are dudes talking about THEIR VOILENT NATURE
18andabove: ok...
lady koko: AND GIRLS TALKING DIRTY ABOUT THEIR BESTFRIENDS
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: BESTFRIENDS R SPECIAL...
lady koko: U NEVA VENT ABOUT THEM TO JUST ANYBODY
lady koko: AND WHEN A GUY FIRST MEETS ME
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: I CANT SAY WHAT I WUD LIKE TO HEAR..I LOVE TO BE SURPRISED....BUT PLS
lady koko: IF U GONNA
lady koko: USE A CHAT UP LINE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: USE ONE I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE...AND DELIEVER IT WITH HUMOUR
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: AND DNT BE OFFENDED WHEN I CALL U A *CHESSEBALL...
lady koko: IN FACT
18andabove: wat of "i've we met before"
lady koko: I WILL RESPECT U MORE
lady koko: IF U *ACCEPTED
lady koko: NO..THATS PLAYED OUT
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF I FIND U
lady koko: PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE
lady koko: I'LL PROBABLY SAY
lady koko: "YES WE HAVE.....I SAW U IN MY DREAMS
18andabove: or "wat are the chances we hitting the sack tonight:...lol
lady koko: COS AM CHESSEY LIKE THAT
18andabove: bad gurl...lol
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: I WILL SIMPLY ROLL MY EYES AND SAY
lady koko: WOT R THE CHANCES OF U WANKING URSELF TONIGHT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: 98%
18andabove:
lady koko: NAA
lady koko: THATS JUST LAIN RUDE
lady koko: FOR HIM TO BE ASKING THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: ONLY BOYFRIENDS
lady koko: R ALLOWED TO PLAY LIKE THAT
18andabove: lol
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: so when does he go from being an acquitance to a lover...?
18andabove: ow many months...weeks...days...?
lady koko: I DNT PUT RESTRICTION IN TERMS OF TIME
lady koko: I DNT FOLLOW A RULE
18andabove: ok
lady koko: WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
lady koko: WHEN IT FEELS WE HAVE GOTTEN TO KNU
lady koko: EACHOTHER
lady koko: TO THAT LEVEL
lady koko: AND WE CANT GET TO THAT LEAVEL
lady koko: IN JUST 2 WEEKS NOW CAN WE
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX OPEN BOOK
lady koko: U WILL NEED AT LEAST
lady koko: 2 MONTHS
18andabove: u're a complex complex book...lol
18andabove: only u understands u...lol
lady koko: AM A COMPLEX..open BOOK
18andabove: well right now...lol
lady koko: NO AM A VERY UNDESTANDBAL PEROSN
lady koko: I WEAR MY SOUL ON MY SLEEVES
lady koko: AM PROUD OF THAT BY THE WAY
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: IT ALLOWS
lady koko: #PEOLE TO KNU
lady koko: THE SIDE OF ME THAY SHUD KNU
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: IF THEY DNT LIKE IT..
lady koko: THEY HAVE EBUFF TIME
lady koko: TO MOVE ON
lady koko: LOLOLOLLO
18andabove: ow did ur 1st kiss feel?
lady koko: IT WAS RATHER LATE
lady koko: I WAS 15
lady koko: IT WAS DIVINE
lady koko: WORTH THE WAIT
lady koko: WORTH THE ANTICIPATION
18andabove: nice...
lady koko: I FELL IN LOVE WITH KISSING
lady koko: I LOVE KISSING
lady koko: AS U CAN TELL
lady koko: KISSING IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: i guess it felt horrible for the guy....lol
lady koko: WHY
18andabove: as in knowing u wont do any other thing...lol
lady koko: I THINK AM GOOD KISSER OO
lady koko: LOL
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: THER ARE MANY OTHER THINGS
lady koko: TRUST ME
lady koko: PEOPE R JUST NOT WILLING TO EXPLORE
18andabove: got any special day dream for the main thing...
18andabove: apart from bj, watelse?
lady koko: WE WONT GO INTO THAT NOW
lady koko: LOLOL
lady koko: WE NEED TO GET TO A LEVEL
lady koko: TO DISCUSS SUCH
lady koko: AM SEXUALLY SHY
lady koko: REMEBER
18andabove: wat level????
lady koko: LOLOL
18andabove: yeah i guess...
18andabove: so no special day dream yet?
lady koko: AT LEAST WE WILL REACH
lady koko: FRIEND LEVEL FIRST NAWW
lady koko: U R MERELY AN ACCQUAINTANCE
lady koko: LOLOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: I'VE BEEN DAY DREAMING ABOUT
18andabove: shey...lol
lady koko: BEING KISSED PASSIONATLY
lady koko: THATS THE ONE THING I MISS
lady koko: BEING SINGLE
lady koko: I CANT BRING MYSELF TO PASSIONATELY KISS
18andabove: u're single
lady koko: JUST ANY ONE
lady koko: yea.....
lady koko: but dating
lady koko: i just got out of a 4 yr relationship
18andabove: omo all those uk guys no sharp o...lol
lady koko: lololol
18andabove: eeya...wat he do wrong????
lady koko: awwwwwwwww
18andabove: Btw, when u going to cook?
lady koko: ALLOWING ME TO FIND OUT HE CHEATED
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: IF HE CHEATED BUT DINT LET ME FIND OUT
lady koko: FAIR ENUFF
lady koko: LOLOLOLLOL
18andabove: must have felt really bad...
lady koko: WELL
lady koko: I BROKE UO WIV HIM 2 WEEKS B4 I EVEN FOUND OUT
lady koko: TO BE HNEST
18andabove: so u dumped him before he said "i'm sorry"
lady koko: I DIDNT THINK HE WUD CHEAT
18andabove: has in, in ur mind u'd broken up already...ll
18andabove: lol
lady koko: I TRIED MY BEST TO SATISFY HIM
lady koko: LOLOLOL
lady koko: sex is always the ultimate huh
lady koko: lolololol
18andabove: i guess...well for some pple...
18andabove: some other guys just want someone who'll be there for them...
lady koko: YEA..WELL..THAT WASNT THE ISSUE ANYWAY
lady koko: YEA TRUE
lady koko: I WUD THINK AT A STAGE IN UR LIFE
18andabove: yeah?
lady koko: THAT WILL BE MORE IMPORTNT
18andabove: definately....
lady koko: ANYWAY DARLING
18andabove: i think u're at that stage already
lady koko: REALLY
lady koko: YEA I THINK SO TOO
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: THATS Y AM SINGLE U SE
lady koko: AM WAITING FOR THR MEN
lady koko: TO FULFILL THAT FANTASIES
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WITH THE LITLE GIRLS
lady koko: THEN COME AND WIFE ME
lady koko: BUAHHAHHAHHAHA
lady koko: JUST KIDDING
18andabove: lol...
lady koko: OOO
18andabove: lol
18andabove: lol
lady koko: WHO BE MUGUUUUUUU]LOLOL
lady koko: LOLOLOL
18andabove: u really cracking me up...lol
18andabove: we dont have to stop, do we?
lady koko: YES WE DO
18andabove: when?
lady koko: BUT IT WAS GREAT
lady koko: NOW
lady koko: HEHE
lady koko: I REALLY HAD FUN THO
lady koko: TALKING TO U
lady koko: AND WE MUST DEF DO THIS AGIN
18andabove: we cld finish...whenever u're online...
lady koko: OKAY
18andabove: got a name for u...
lady koko: IF AM ON
lady koko: LATER TONIGHT
18andabove: ok?
lady koko: WOT IS IT
18andabove: no tomorrow...
lady koko: OK...BUT WOT IS THE NAME
18andabove: heard the song by kardinal and akon?
lady koko: *DRUM ROLL
lady koko: NO
18andabove: seen the video?
lady koko: NO
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: thats an assignment...lol
lady koko: LOLOLOO
18andabove: go figure...lol
lady koko: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE THAT
18andabove: had a nice time....
lady koko: I'LL DLEIVER MY FINDINGS
18andabove: btw, wat u cooking?
lady koko: WEN NEXT WE TALK
lady koko: FRIED RICE
lady koko: MA FRIEND IS OBSEESSED
lady koko: LOL
18andabove: dont burn it o...lol
lady koko: HEHE
18andabove: if na oyinbo, put plenty pepper...and watch him sweat ...lol
lady koko: WILL TRY
18andabove: thanks for ur time...
lady koko: LOLOLOO
lady koko: U R WICKEDDDDDDDDDDD
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lady koko: MA PLEASURE
18andabove: u wicked too..my dear...
lady koko: #
18andabove: u're like a breath of fresh air...
lady koko: TILL NEXT TIME DARLING..XOXO
18andabove: wish i cld suck u in...
18andabove: literally o...lol
18andabove: l8r
lady koko: BUHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHA
lady koko: BYEEEEEEE
18andabove: bye
Yeepa...that one was close...
hmm una go forgive me...
i got to go
Saturday, October 4, 2008
04/10/08 (Guess who's back?)
AAAAARRRGGGHHH...i'm back
its been a while, i know...
its the ramadan fast, and work, and runs...
the only way to move now is forward
so i'm not going to comment on stuff that happened in my abscence
or maybe its cause alot happened and i cant comprehend ow i'm going to insert them as posts
anyhoo...i'll be in in a few
its been a while, i know...
its the ramadan fast, and work, and runs...
the only way to move now is forward
so i'm not going to comment on stuff that happened in my abscence
or maybe its cause alot happened and i cant comprehend ow i'm going to insert them as posts
anyhoo...i'll be in in a few
Friday, September 5, 2008
friday 300808 (Conversation with a babe: Mz.Dee)
i always wanted to interview all the Most Beautiful Girls in Nigeria since 1960, Insha Allah,i'll prolly still do it,but before then i had to start with my community, this community...i have had conversations with four of the most beautiful ladies in blogville...
now i got a fifth...mz.dee
this conversation just blew me away...
mz.dee na you biko...lol
For Conversation 1:Conversations with a Babe
For Conversation 2:conversations with a babe 2 (zephi)
For Conversations Three:Conversations With A Babe 3 (OK)
For Conversation 4:Thursday 310708 Conversations with a babe (Naija Babe)
MZ DEE: so i'm guessin this is tankojetty?
18andabove: yeah....one and only
MZ DEE: and u know who this is?
18andabove: emmm guessing...mz dee
MZ DEE: hmm.. took u long enuf! lol
18andabove: no vex....
18andabove: D.R.wat a name?
Mz dee: uh yea.. xceptional innit?
18andabove: love it....
Mz dee: thankz...but i can bet my life u;ve never heard it b4. and u'd do me a favour and keep it a secret?
18andabove: yeah i would....
18andabove: every thing we talk abt is going to be confidentiaal
Mz dee: ah ok.. good.
18andabove: R*******************....u from????
Mz dee: Take a wild guess love..
18andabove: i'm thinking....east europe...
Mz dee: hmm... some people consider my country european but I dont think it is...on the other hand... it is in the east.
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: russian, uzbekistein....georgia
Mz dee: nope....shud i help u out?
18andabove: give me a clue
Mz dee: its considered God's Country
18andabove: USA...
18andabove: wait...nigeria???
Mz dee: rreally... U.S.A was never mentioned in the bible.. as far as I know
18andabove: isreal.....
Mz dee: FINALLY!!
18andabove:
Mz dee: ok i'm from the last two countries.. Israel & Nigeria
18andabove: ow long u gonna be online for?
Mz dee: datz why my blog address is israelinaija??
Mz dee: um.. quite awhile
Mz dee: why?
18andabove: oh????....lol
18andabove: ok then so we got time to beat abt the bush????
18andabove: so u been to isreal b4???
Mz dee: lol yea.. if U have the time i mean
18andabove: i do!!!!....lots sef
Mz dee: uh yea.. i lived there 4awhile. and its isrAEl plz.. not E before A
Mz dee: lol ok
18andabove: ema binu....
18andabove: u understand yoruba dont u?
Mz dee: uh....a veryyyyyyy tiny bit. still tryna pick up 4rm mumsi and her sisters
18andabove: ok....ow long u been in nigeria?
Mz dee: since I was born...I lived in Israel for a year wen I was 4.. so its quite a long time ago
18andabove: oh ok....and u're based in ????
Mz dee: Port-Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria babyy
18andabove: kidnappers...lol...
Mz dee: hmm.. i hvnt been kidnapped o
18andabove: so wats it abt PH.... u guys seem to walk with a swagger nowadays...
Mz dee: we do?? Ph is prettttty dry.. but I love the city
18andabove: yeah u do....well the ones based in lagos anyways....
18andabove: ever been to lagos?
Mz dee: uh yea.,. lots of times.
Mz dee: headin there next week sef
18andabove: nice...maybe i cld meet a really cute blogger then...lol
Mz dee: ah.. who lied and said I was cute??
Mz dee:
18andabove: so apart from ur beauty and ur height,watelse did u get from ur mum?
Mz dee: got my height 4rm my dad btw.. and dont be makin fun of my height!!!!!! I'm sensitive...
18andabove: me too????...
Mz dee: Got my hair, eyez, nails... 4rm my mum. hehe
18andabove: i'm just 5 7....for a guy...thats short
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ur mum's isreali, right....
18andabove: got me thinking, ow manage....?
Mz dee: noo
Mz dee: my dad's israeli
Mz dee: my mum is 9ja
Mz dee: 5 7... ure still taller dan me!
18andabove: ok...must be love!!!!
18andabove: ehn ehn...i'm taller?
Mz dee: trust me.. u'd feel lyk a giant around me
18andabove: yeepa...lol
Mz dee: anybody with growth juj shud hola at me abeg..
Mz dee: juju*
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: i used to eat a lot of beans...lol
18andabove: if its by that alone, i shd be as tall as shaq...lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: so u're dynamite then....
18andabove: any positives abt being that tall?
Mz dee: i doubt it..lol
18andabove: seriously there must be....
18andabove: okay e.g....i'm at eye level with most women....
18andabove: and most women i know want a guy to look deep into their eyes b4 that 1st kiss...lol
Mz dee: Well....u cud alwayz get her to squat??? lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: at wat age did u get or give ur 1st kiss
Mz dee: i got my 1st kiss...wen i was 12.. later bloomer.. thank u very much!
18andabove: 12????
Mz dee: wasnt a french or nuthin.. jst one of dem dry pecks
18andabove: oh....one on the chick???
Mz dee: no on my lipz
Mz dee: but it was still jst a peck
18andabove: bet the boy ran away to hide behind hedges afterwards
Mz dee: u wish! More like I ran away
18andabove: lol...
Mz dee: i denied kissin the dude o....i fink it was cus he wasnt xctly kissin material dat time!
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: and ow do u determine kissing material?
Mz dee: Van Vicker lipz....fresh breath...and knowin hw to work a tongue..
Mz dee: not slurpin and lickin me like sum ice-cream
18andabove: van vicker...??....get away....
18andabove: anyways ever had a guy kiss u that way????
Mz dee: slurpin and lickin??? yes.... once. not my fave memory o!
18andabove: eeeeewwww....spittle everywhere....
18andabove: met anyone who really got it right?
Mz dee: i said its nt my fave memory oooo
Mz dee: yes i hv.................a couple of dudez actually
18andabove: couple?????.tell me something....
18andabove: wat number are u on right now?
Mz dee: on dudez i've kissed or dated?
18andabove: dated
Mz dee: criously or flingish? lol
18andabove: hmm...nice question.....seriously....
18andabove: like ow many?
Mz dee: dated 3 guyz criously. flingishly... can count o. quite a number.. not to be a slut or anything. but after two weekz, i get bored.
18andabove: in a relationship or the fling....
18andabove: a fling to me is just rebound....
18andabove: after a bamz deeelationship,,,u just want to hurt someone....
18andabove: then u have a fling...
Mz dee: a fling to me is jst hvin a bit of fun nd nt gettin into anythin crious
Mz dee: no.. i hvnt rily been in a bamz deeelationship... so i dont think ive ever used someone as a rebound
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: ok...u're jewish right????
Mz dee: no i'm christain
18andabove: ok....
Mz dee: i'm israel-9ja.. but i'm christain. Judaism is the religion
Mz dee: u cud be 4rm india... and become jewish
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: but not israeli
18andabove: i know\]
18andabove: wat do u do?
Mz dee: student 4 nw
18andabove: ok???....specializing in?
Mz dee: goin to specialize in mechanical engineerin.. and later on in life.. a gospel musician.. hopefully.
18andabove: ehn ehn....
Mz dee: still waitin 4 the visa dat'll get me into uni!
18andabove: u're like born again...born again right?
18andabove: oh ok????.
Mz dee: em.. i'm born again. fullstop..letz nt strech it abeg..lol
18andabove: so wat u doing till u get into school....
Mz dee: makin d best of my time left in ph.. a huge break 4rm studies if do say so myself. more like relaxin and babysittin kids... not an ideal life.. i knw!
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: babysitting kids....
Mz dee: so why do u hv a question mark everytime u say ok?
18andabove: hope u're getting paid sha
Mz dee: of course! I wudnt xctly be changin diapers for free..
18andabove: as in ok? usually means...anythingelse...
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: wat wld u rather really be doing?
18andabove: apart from in the bahamas....on the beach...
Mz dee: workin in a music studio
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: ow do u nurtue ur voice....heard some folks drink eggs....yuck...lol
Mz dee: nasty!!!
Mz dee: i HATE eggz with a passion
Mz dee: not to talk of drinkin them...
18andabove: lol...
Mz dee: yuk
Mz dee: i've got loadz of trainin tapes.. i'm alwayz screamin in d mornin...and i drink a lot of tea
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ever had tomatoes thrown at u, at a singing competition
Mz dee: uh not yet o!... hopefully never will
Mz dee: abi ure wishin bad luck?
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: well sha
18andabove: i thought every artiste went through that....
18andabove: in the early stages...
Mz dee: if i ever gt a tomatoe thrown at me, i'll knw it was tankojetty
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: wat wld u really want to drum into a guy's head abt u ladies...
18andabove: as in something u wish we knew from the start...
Mz dee: dont come on strong to a lady u barely know
18andabove: okay...
Mz dee: if i met u 5 mins earlier... dont ask me 4 my number 2 mins later
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: cos u know.. sum guyz get all person within seconds and i rily hate that
18andabove: ow will i meet u again, if i dont get ur number now
Mz dee: naw... i mean if its obvious both parties are still gona be talkin 4awhile... probably at the end of the conversatio, he wud ask
Mz dee: ohand yes.... guyz shud learn to read body language!
18andabove: ok....
Mz dee: i;ve given all the hints that ur borin me and i dont wna talk to u.. and ure still askin 4 my number?
18andabove: ehn ehn...we understand alot...lol
Mz dee: lol]
18andabove: okay a guy comes up to u...
18andabove: u get talking....
18andabove: he's making u laugh, u're having fun...etc...
18andabove: but u dont give him ur number....why wldnt u do that?
Mz dee: yea..
Mz dee: its either he has rily bad english or he's short and lanky
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: thought u'd like tall guys....lol....no other way to go...lol
Mz dee: na.. i dont mind sum1 short.. as long he isnt shorter than me. but wen he's short and thin? so nt gona cut it 4 me
18andabove: wat's that special feature that wld attract a guy to u?
Mz dee: usually its my skin colour
Mz dee: but i'd think its my lipz actually
18andabove: ur lips....gat to see them
18andabove: wat do u find attractive in guys?
Mz dee: same thing.. lipz! lol... wen i see a guy d first thing i check out are his lipz, then shoes, then arms
18andabove: lips to kiss u with, arms u can wrap around it....but shoes?
Mz dee: to look good with wen he stepz outta his car...
18andabove: his car?????
18andabove: so i dont stand a chance with u then
Mz dee: lol i dunno honestly. Its a thing i got with friends back in sec skul. i hate wen a guy is lukin all fly and u see sum canoe lukin shoez dat cud transport ppl across the atlantic on his feet
Mz dee: na.. a car isnt necssary... jst sayin!
18andabove: ok
18andabove: lol
18andabove: so who introduced u to blogging...
Mz dee: The one and only icequeen
18andabove: u do know her personally right?
Mz dee: yup
18andabove: why let all those steam out...?
Mz dee: pardon?
18andabove: as in why do u blog?
Mz dee: oh...probably cos i just love the way the whole blogville community is. i love readin... i love commentin.. and most of all.. i love gettin comments!
18andabove: ok
Mz dee: bloggin is just a whole lotta fun.
18andabove: lol....we all do...love those comments...
18andabove: even though its a chore going back to their blogs...
Mz dee: lol!
18andabove: how long wld it take for u to set ur eyes on him to get in bed with him
Mz dee: a couple of hard-workin monnths!
Mz dee: or weekz.... lol
18andabove: months???? ow long wld it take u to say yes????
18andabove: as in to the toasting and alll....
18andabove: or u still "think abt it"?
Mz dee: probably lyk 2-3 weekz if i'm feelin u immediately... on the other hand, it takez a long time 4 me to eff sum1.
Mz dee: he has to be rily crious bout an "us" kinda relationship
18andabove: eff???
Mz dee: oh please.. u cant xpect me to get all vulgarish here can u? *wide grin*
18andabove: u can....
18andabove: i use it a lot...
18andabove: when wld "love" come into the relationship
Mz dee: wen he can understand me without hearin an explanation.
18andabove: so u really have been in love before?
Mz dee: one guy. but maybe it wasnt love.
Mz dee: isnt* i mean
18andabove: oh oh....said anything to him abt it yet?
Mz dee: said a lot to him about it.
Mz dee: dsnt seem to be goin anywhere.
18andabove: i bet he's not listening...or he doesnt want to admit yet
Mz dee: the latter i think
18andabove: and u were so in "love"...well initially
Mz dee: i like to think that.
18andabove: so wat went wrong....?...
Mz dee: i think we both stopped being on the same page.. he seemed to get angry with me a lot and i didnt seem to understand wat i'd done wrong
18andabove: ok....its not that u got bored.....
18andabove: or the initial adrenalin rush declined
Mz dee: na i dont think so
Mz dee: yet
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: ok....so why use the name mz.dee?
Mz dee: cos i'm a Ms...and the first letter of my name is D
Mz dee: and well.. dee is actually my nickname.. 4 sum ppl dat cant be bothered to say the real thing
18andabove: thought so...
18andabove: i'm sure u get ur name spelt wrongly alot...lol
18andabove: any goomz deeeason why i cant see ur face in this pic?
Mz dee: well i get "pronounced" wrongly a lot
Mz dee: uh yes.. yahoo messenger cut it out.. hehe
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: heard any unique pickup lines lately?
Mz dee: hold on let me get my phone
18andabove: ok?
Mz dee: "as a lioness u shud be a bold woman of honour and virtue. ur action shows u arre afraid of me. isnt it great to be a woman chased with hunger? do u c urself small>? Stand up and make love to me"
Mz dee: criously.. i cant even begin to comment on that rubbish
18andabove: lol
18andabove: wtf?????
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: ask me o!
Mz dee: i dont know how guyz come up with such utter rubbish
18andabove: is he a zoologist....
18andabove: or into drama...lol
Mz dee: for the record.. i didnt give him my number! i totali dunno how he got it
18andabove: "Stand up and make love to me".....lol]
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: u sure got some weird guys following u abt....lol
18andabove: mz.dee abeg no kill me...lol
Mz dee: lol!
18andabove: so u ever used a dating service b4?
Mz dee: thankfully.. no
18andabove: why???...i run one...
Mz dee: yup i know. but u meet all sorts of weirds oon datin services... i'd hate to give my number out to the wrong person
18andabove: the next one'd be calling u a cheetah...lol
Mz dee: true! lol
18andabove: so mz.dee, if i asked u, are u single?....wat wld u say?
Mz dee: you could say that... we took a break... been that way for a couple of months
Mz dee: wudnt get into anythin crious with any guy tho
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: u not just ready, but u wldnt mind a fling???
18andabove: thought guys were the ones not supposed to be commited?
Mz dee: rily? i dont see it that way
18andabove: ok?
Mz dee: i'm not askin 4 anythin... i'm definitely not askin 4 a serious relationship
Mz dee: jst a bit of fun.. if it comes my way
18andabove: ok by me...lol
18andabove: ever dated anyone younger than u?
Mz dee: nope
18andabove: got any book u'd want anyone to read?
Mz dee: for the ladies(esp married or pregnant women): Shopaholic & Baby by Sophie Kinsella
18andabove: for guys?
Mz dee: The Bible jo!
18andabove: lol
18andabove: just finished john grisham...the juror....very interesting...
Mz dee: i'm readin two john grisham bookz now actually. i love his writings
18andabove: nice....btw, wld u date anyone that had a kid
18andabove: wats a fashion no no for u?
Mz dee: those stupid kanye west stunners
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: and colour rioting..
18andabove: gave mine away...
18andabove: 1st date...movie or restuarant?
Mz dee: restaurant...i wna be able to talk to him
18andabove: ok???conversation killers
Mz dee: talkin bout himself most of d time.. or only talkin about me. it shudnt be one-sided... then again.. talkin bout love for chelsea cud burn anythin i hv 4 u to ashes!
18andabove: chealse broke my heart....lol
18andabove: now i'm in the market, looking for a club...lol
Mz dee: man utd!!!!!!
18andabove: yeah yeah...lol
18andabove: wait....u mean that cld actually determine ow long u'd date someone...lol
18andabove: wats the significance of a kiss to u?
Mz dee: na it cudnt! lol
Mz dee: um a kiss could mean nuthin or something. dependin on how its done
18andabove: ok...a kiss or a f..k?
Mz dee: ummmm
Mz dee: a kiss
18andabove: did u try out for blogville idols?
Mz dee: no... i wanted to but by the time i finally decided to auditionz had closed
18andabove: ok...u guys evr made out in your house?
Mz dee: hellll yea
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: no disturbance????...lol
Mz dee: not rily. was jst me and him.
18andabove: u, a guy and a snooker table?
18andabove: wat wld happen?
BUZZ!!!
Mz dee: could u a gime sec plz? kitchn duty
18andabove: no probs...
Mz dee: i'd "attempt" to snooker or watever u do wen u play the game.. and he's probably stand behind me and try to teach me. wont take long b4 i'm facin him and makin out with him instead....... and well then.. u knw the works!---if its a guy i'm feelin o
18andabove: lol
18andabove: if u're not feeling him nko?
18andabove: cld u date 2 guys ?
Mz dee: if i'm nto feelin him i wont be there at all!
Mz dee: i cud fling two guyz..lol
18andabove: bad girl...lol
18andabove: like ow many guys "toast" you per day?
Mz dee: if i leave my house? at least 3..
18andabove: and ow many really stand a chance for a date?
Mz dee: none!
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: yeepa....wat wld dey need to do, before dey cld?
Mz dee: uh.. look fine maybe??? talk properly?? not give me sum cheezy pick up line.. and definitely not front 4 me
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: i'm definately out cause i front a lot...lol
18andabove: anyone proposed to u yet?
Mz dee: u front???
Mz dee: hmm!
18andabove: yeah i do...
Mz dee: front it termz of talkin bout hvin dis and that o...
18andabove: i pick the women i talk to sef...
Mz dee: proposed.. no thankfully
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: no...not that kind of fronting...
18andabove: u ripe for marriage arent u???...lol
Mz dee: abeg i still hv lyk 3-4 more yerz b4 i decide to start thinkin bout that
18andabove: lol....now, wld u date a guy from a diff tribe?
Mz dee: um, if has every other quality and his family accepts me
18andabove: who in blogville wld u like to meet?
18andabove: i definately wld love to meet parakeet, naija babe, u and bella
Mz dee: lol any particular reason 4 that?
18andabove: 4 wat?
Mz dee: i wana meet invisible, afrobabe, buttercup, kay-shawn and chariiiiii. oh and LG! and sting
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: wld u date outside ur tribe?
Mz dee: i answered dat already i think...if he has all other qualities, we get along and both families are accepting--- very unlikely sha!
18andabove: so really no on both counts...lol
18andabove: can ur voice break glass...lol
Mz dee: no now... i'm not THAT gud.. or THAT bad..lol
18andabove: lol...any song u cant get enough off?
Mz dee: Hmm... mogbono feli feli, bust it baby pt 2
18andabove: i totally loving...shawty is a 10....and igwe
18andabove: wld u call a guy u liked after the 1st date?
Mz dee: he;d call me if he was feelin me..
Mz dee: hun i gtg hv my dinner.... i'll be bk in bout 30 minz
18andabove: hmmm...if.i'm here...
18andabove: if not we'll finish tomorrow?
Mz dee: sure
18andabove: no probs....
18andabove: thanks a lot...
18andabove: btw, wat u eating?
Mz dee: pounded yam & egusi.. come n join me?? hehe
18andabove: yes o....
18andabove: wait which did u prepare?
18andabove: or u just put water on fire and mum did the rest?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: the soup.. hope it tastes gud. seein as u were distractin me!!!
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: tah.. my mother pounded.. i'm sure the mortar weighs more than me
18andabove: wait ow many pple u cook for?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: 3
18andabove: u mumsie and?
Mz dee: yunger sis.
Mz dee: my dad dsnt eat 9ja food..lol
18andabove: ok?u eat as a family right
Mz dee: nt rily...
Mz dee: i'm gona eat in front of d tv.. my mum will probably eat at the dinin. and my sis will hide in her room
18andabove: ok...watch u watching?
Mz dee: hey?
18andabove: u done already?
18andabove: u don belch sha?
Mz dee: lol...
18andabove: did i miss anything?
Mz dee: well yea.. an excellent soup...lol
18andabove: cooke dby mumsie
Mz dee: no nowww.... me! lol
18andabove: u....ok cause u put the pot on fire...
18andabove: doesnt mean u cooked the whole thing...lol
Mz dee: ii did! i did! i did!
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: stirrin it is also sumthin!
18andabove: wats the evidence...lol
18andabove: lol////
18andabove: so...ow old's ur junior sis?
18andabove: if i fit be are sugar daddy?
Mz dee: hmm...letz jst say she's in her foundation yearz of sec skul
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: yeepa....
18andabove: ever dated anyone so old, they'd think he was ur dad?
Mz dee: hell naw
18andabove: ow do u wear ur hair?
Mz dee: usually natural... bout twice a year i do sum rily long braids. but i like my hair natural.. washed/blowried/straightened... i dont hv short hair so it workz 4 me
18andabove: anything u written in ur blog ever affected u in real life...
Mz dee: no....
18andabove: lucky you...lol
Mz dee: sumthing's affected u??
18andabove: yeah...lots...
18andabove: wrote abt something, someone read, told a chick,
18andabove: relationship ended..
18andabove: anyways...ow do u guys feel when mumsie and popsie start playing love...lol
Mz dee: happy actually! i love to see older ppl showin affection to eachother.. def a bit irritatin sumtimes
18andabove: eeya,,,den una two go join abi...lol
Mz dee: hmM!!!
18andabove: anyone evr told u , u had a babyface?
Mz dee: na.. i dont hv dat roundish luk i think
18andabove: a guy's been eyeing for a while....
18andabove: has the confidence to approach you....
18andabove: u're not feeling him,, ow do u let him down easily
Mz dee: tell him i'm sorry but i'm not interested.. if he dsnt understand that(and most guys dont).. tell him to fuck off
18andabove: actually tell nim, u're not intersted...u're blunt o...
18andabove: finally u used the word FUCK...lol
Mz dee: more lyk sincere?
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: as in u dont want to waste either your time or his
Mz dee: xctly
18andabove: u always online right?
Mz dee: kinda...
18andabove: why not lets finish this tomorrow...abt 10,11...if u're awake then?
Mz dee: in the mornin?
18andabove: no at night...lol
18andabove: yes in the morning...
Mz dee: at night wud be better..
18andabove: btw ...its a friday, wat u doin at home?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: cos i may nt necesarrily be at home at dat time
18andabove: u know dey sleep?
Mz dee: hmm... were shud i go in PH?
Mz dee: plus i live quite far away 4rm the hottest spots
18andabove: dont know?...never been there sef...
18andabove: maybe one of this days
18andabove: so u stay locked in...watching movies, reading a book, and browsing...
Mz dee: na... as long as i hv friends dat are willin to chill sumwere, i;ll head out.
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: who’s more attractive between u and ur sis
18andabove: sorry abt that....its really pouring here
Mz dee: oh.. no problem
Mz dee: btween me and my sis? uh iono....lol she's yearz yunger dan me
18andabove: so whos sexier?
18andabove: if u guys were walking together,,,,why wld i go for u, rather than are?
Mz dee: bcos she so wud nt give u the attention. she'd disgrace u if u walked up to her. lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: so u're the more liberal one
18andabove: do u have a black book?
Mz dee: na... i'm a gud girl!
18andabove: yeah right...lol
Mz dee: ure makin me seem bad o....
18andabove: forgive me....i'm still trying to place ur personlaity...
18andabove: so wats ur personlaity?
Mz dee: undescribable i think
18andabove: lol...see?
18andabove: i have this theory that if u and ur girlfriends are out on the town,....
18andabove: the guy that comes over, usually starts a conversation with the least attractive....
18andabove: cause he doenst have the balls to talk to the really attractive ones....
18andabove: wat u think?
Mz dee: i'm a rily outgoin person.. i can get rily crazy but deep inside ppl say they think i'm compassionate and soft..
18andabove: ok
18andabove: wat u think abt my theory
Mz dee: so...rily i dunno hw to place me either.
Mz dee: um no i dont think so.. its never happend to me.. but ive seen it happen with sum ppl
Mz dee: its wrong..lol.
Mz dee: wud he want to use the least attractive one to get the the most attractive one? i think every guy knowz girls dont lyk being used
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: no not use....
18andabove: i mean he doesnt even have the balls to approach the really attractive one...
Mz dee: why?? guyz shudnt be intimidated...
18andabove: he figures he has a better chance with the less attractive ones...
18andabove: u look bloody fine by the way...well if this isnt ur sis...lol
Mz dee: low self-esteem... datz wat i think it is and it shudnt be there in d first place
Mz dee: lol thankz.. why wud i put a pic of my sis on my messenger?? lol
18andabove: ok
18andabove: prolly cause she's finer???.lol
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: so really u'll telling me guys shouldnt even think abt not getting the girl....
18andabove: they shd just start a frigging conversation....
18andabove: well if they're interested in her...
Mz dee: if he has wat it takez... yes. as long as he's not a freakin mechanic with ajegule english
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: do girls also feel nervous when we approach?
18andabove: as in to start a conversation abt the weather?...lol
Mz dee: well.... dependz on the gurl right..i wudnt feel nervous but sum of the prettiest girls are terribly shy
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: in ur mind, u're thinking....oh my God, i comes another one...lol
18andabove: but in your opinion,ow wld a guy have an edge...
Mz dee: by being funny...smart and funny
18andabove: funny????....thats a bit risky o....lol
18andabove: wat if u dont laugh...lol
Mz dee: well then u know i'm not findin u funny and u shud walk away b4 i bitch slap u.. hehe
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ok...funny and smart guy has the nerve to walk up to u....
18andabove: cracks u up...
18andabove: ow long wld it take for u to put him in one of ur folders....
18andabove: i mean....friend, lover, acquitance, no go area...
Mz dee: a day? lol
Mz dee: oh
Mz dee: a few weekz i guess... will hv to get to knw him first
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: ok...nice convo and he doesnt ask for ur number...
18andabove: ???
Mz dee: he's stupid. fullstop.
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: lol...or u didnt wear ur fav perf...lol
Mz dee: then why did he walk up to me in d first place? hiss****
18andabove: so ultimately....if he walks up to u, while not go all the way right?
Mz dee: if its obvious i'm feelin him and there's heavy chemistry..yea!
18andabove: ok...lets say he asks, wld u consider it rude not to give him????
18andabove: or u'd give him out of pity?
Mz dee: no i wudnt conisder it rude... if i'm not interested, i'm not being rude. i'm being straightforward
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: he has ur number by rook or crook...ow long till that 1st call...
18andabove: hopefully he doesnt send a lioness text 1st...lol
Mz dee: lol! he'd probably call a few hours later if he;s got his game on.. or send me a txt sayin he rily likes my personality?
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: when wld be too late?
Mz dee: 2 dayz later
18andabove: ideally when he calls, better have a date set right?
Mz dee: not necessarily..
Mz dee: i'd prefer to get to knw him a bit on d phone.. and if i'm still rily feelin him.. set up a date
18andabove: ok...
Mz dee: i cant get all dressed up 4 nuthin na..
18andabove: lol...and u sure do dress classy...
Mz dee: how do u know that?? lol
18andabove: seen a few pics...
18andabove: wat if he skips all this...and that very 1st day....tries to convince u to go have a fun activity...
18andabove: book reading, movie,lunch....
18andabove: that wldnt be to fast for u?
Mz dee: it'd be wayyyyy to fast 4 me
18andabove: ok...u'd be praying he's not the kidnapping type...lol
18andabove: fastfood joint or restaurant....for ur 1st date i mean?
Mz dee: restaurant oo
18andabove: he's going to spend a lot more money o....lol
Mz dee: wetin concern me?
18andabove: well u're worth it sha...lol
18andabove: nothing concern u abi....well till he stylishly runs away when he sees the bill...lol
18andabove: i hope he gets a kiss after the date sha...?
BUZZ!!!
Mz dee: um... if he deservez it na
18andabove: ow long till u finish ur sis assignment?
Mz dee: yea
Mz dee: long time sha. its a whole lot of essayz anmz deeeports she did over the summer that i have to type
18andabove: well u're being ur sis keeper....shd do the same for u, i guess...
Mz dee: i'm gettin paid o.... dunno wich sister keepin u on about
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: LOL....
18andabove: wld u date someone u're close to....cousin, friend, bestfriend?
Mz dee: friend yea.. bestfriend yea.. cousin hell naw
18andabove: ur opinion abt sex b4 marriage?
Mz dee: up to every individual
18andabove: urs?
Mz dee: as long as its the right person. b4 or after rily dsnt matter
Mz dee: i'd hate to go thru all dat pain on my weddin night tho..
18andabove: ok
18andabove: heard u guys lost yesterday *big grin*
Mz dee: pity yea.....there'll be more matches
18andabove: dont worry...atleast u guys will be 5th...lol
Mz dee: *hater*!
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: are u a chelsea fan or wich one?
18andabove: not sure yet *grin*....chelsea or inter.....my heart still with mourinho
Mz dee: na wow o... u sound xctly like icequeen
18andabove: i like the guys personlaity....
18andabove: ehn ehn....she isnt sure either abi....happens...
18andabove: so wat are ur hobbies
Mz dee: writin... dancin.. singin.. bloggin.. readin..hangin with friends.. clubbin if i had d chance!
18andabove: finished a book yet...?....started mine in 2005, not done yet...lol
18andabove: when's ur curfew?
Mz dee: i dnt xctly hv one. parents jst wana knw where i am all the time, who i'm with and why i'm with them
Mz dee: lol.. ive started a couple. never gone past chapter 3
Mz dee: u there>
BUZZ!!!
18andabove: yeah i am....
18andabove: just got a call from a friend...
18andabove: i missed an exam last week...lol
18andabove: prolly gonna write mine today or tomorrow
Mz dee: wat are u studyin?
18andabove: studying for a cert in MCSE...
18andabove: its a computer course
Mz dee: ok..\
18andabove: anyways...u wear stilettos alot i guess...
18andabove: btw, whos taller, u or ur sis?
Mz dee: lol yea i do.. uh we';re the same height actually. but she;s def gna be taller than me
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: u guys share a room?
Mz dee: nope
18andabove: ok...shared a guy
Mz dee: she's not even in her teen yearz!
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ever had a pregnancy scare?
Mz dee: twice
18andabove: yeepa...lol
18andabove: you spoke to mumsie abt it, or dealt with ti ur sef
Mz dee: why in god's name wud i tell my mother.... i dont want to die early
18andabove: LOL....
Mz dee: dealt with it myself.. thank god i wasnt preggerz
18andabove: so to her u're still daddy's little girl
Mz dee: yup
18andabove: ever been caught in an embarrassing position b4?
Mz dee: lotz... dnt ask me to recall cos i wont!!
18andabove: LOL...
18andabove: did u know that...the average single person goes on 22 dates, has 3 one-night-stands and three serious relationships before "settling down with The One."
Mz dee: i heard it was 5 serious relationshipz not 3
18andabove: LOL...
18andabove: OW DO U RATE?
Mz dee: rate wat?
18andabove: AS IN 22 DATES, 3 ONE NIGHT STANDS, 3 SERIOUS RELATIONSIPS?
Mz dee: uh stupid..lol. every1 is different
18andabove: dats wat i thought abt it too...lol
18andabove: cause i'm past 3 one night stands already..lol
Mz dee: hun i have to be on my way o....lunch needz servin and nid to finish typin..
18andabove: no probs....
18andabove: thanks so much for ur time...
18andabove: btw, u look really beautiful
18andabove: lipgloss.....and all..lol
Mz dee: lol.. thank u!
18andabove: u use little jewelry right?
Mz dee: na.. i use a lot.. but i was dressd up for a formal outin
18andabove: ok...hope u not broken ur neck yet sha..lol
Mz dee: lol.. not thattttttt excessive!
18andabove: lol...wat u taking for lunch?
Mz dee: spaghetti
Mz dee: gota run
Mz dee: later!
18andabove: ok...bye
now i got a fifth...mz.dee
this conversation just blew me away...
mz.dee na you biko...lol
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MZ DEE: so i'm guessin this is tankojetty?
18andabove: yeah....one and only
MZ DEE: and u know who this is?
18andabove: emmm guessing...mz dee
MZ DEE: hmm.. took u long enuf! lol
18andabove: no vex....
18andabove: D.R.wat a name?
Mz dee: uh yea.. xceptional innit?
18andabove: love it....
Mz dee: thankz...but i can bet my life u;ve never heard it b4. and u'd do me a favour and keep it a secret?
18andabove: yeah i would....
18andabove: every thing we talk abt is going to be confidentiaal
Mz dee: ah ok.. good.
18andabove: R*******************....u from????
Mz dee: Take a wild guess love..
18andabove: i'm thinking....east europe...
Mz dee: hmm... some people consider my country european but I dont think it is...on the other hand... it is in the east.
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: russian, uzbekistein....georgia
Mz dee: nope....shud i help u out?
18andabove: give me a clue
Mz dee: its considered God's Country
18andabove: USA...
18andabove: wait...nigeria???
Mz dee: rreally... U.S.A was never mentioned in the bible.. as far as I know
18andabove: isreal.....
Mz dee: FINALLY!!
18andabove:
Mz dee: ok i'm from the last two countries.. Israel & Nigeria
18andabove: ow long u gonna be online for?
Mz dee: datz why my blog address is israelinaija??
Mz dee: um.. quite awhile
Mz dee: why?
18andabove: oh????....lol
18andabove: ok then so we got time to beat abt the bush????
18andabove: so u been to isreal b4???
Mz dee: lol yea.. if U have the time i mean
18andabove: i do!!!!....lots sef
Mz dee: uh yea.. i lived there 4awhile. and its isrAEl plz.. not E before A
Mz dee: lol ok
18andabove: ema binu....
18andabove: u understand yoruba dont u?
Mz dee: uh....a veryyyyyyy tiny bit. still tryna pick up 4rm mumsi and her sisters
18andabove: ok....ow long u been in nigeria?
Mz dee: since I was born...I lived in Israel for a year wen I was 4.. so its quite a long time ago
18andabove: oh ok....and u're based in ????
Mz dee: Port-Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria babyy
18andabove: kidnappers...lol...
Mz dee: hmm.. i hvnt been kidnapped o
18andabove: so wats it abt PH.... u guys seem to walk with a swagger nowadays...
Mz dee: we do?? Ph is prettttty dry.. but I love the city
18andabove: yeah u do....well the ones based in lagos anyways....
18andabove: ever been to lagos?
Mz dee: uh yea.,. lots of times.
Mz dee: headin there next week sef
18andabove: nice...maybe i cld meet a really cute blogger then...lol
Mz dee: ah.. who lied and said I was cute??
Mz dee:
18andabove: so apart from ur beauty and ur height,watelse did u get from ur mum?
Mz dee: got my height 4rm my dad btw.. and dont be makin fun of my height!!!!!! I'm sensitive...
18andabove: me too????...
Mz dee: Got my hair, eyez, nails... 4rm my mum. hehe
18andabove: i'm just 5 7....for a guy...thats short
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ur mum's isreali, right....
18andabove: got me thinking, ow manage....?
Mz dee: noo
Mz dee: my dad's israeli
Mz dee: my mum is 9ja
Mz dee: 5 7... ure still taller dan me!
18andabove: ok...must be love!!!!
18andabove: ehn ehn...i'm taller?
Mz dee: trust me.. u'd feel lyk a giant around me
18andabove: yeepa...lol
Mz dee: anybody with growth juj shud hola at me abeg..
Mz dee: juju*
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: i used to eat a lot of beans...lol
18andabove: if its by that alone, i shd be as tall as shaq...lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: so u're dynamite then....
18andabove: any positives abt being that tall?
Mz dee: i doubt it..lol
18andabove: seriously there must be....
18andabove: okay e.g....i'm at eye level with most women....
18andabove: and most women i know want a guy to look deep into their eyes b4 that 1st kiss...lol
Mz dee: Well....u cud alwayz get her to squat??? lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: at wat age did u get or give ur 1st kiss
Mz dee: i got my 1st kiss...wen i was 12.. later bloomer.. thank u very much!
18andabove: 12????
Mz dee: wasnt a french or nuthin.. jst one of dem dry pecks
18andabove: oh....one on the chick???
Mz dee: no on my lipz
Mz dee: but it was still jst a peck
18andabove: bet the boy ran away to hide behind hedges afterwards
Mz dee: u wish! More like I ran away
18andabove: lol...
Mz dee: i denied kissin the dude o....i fink it was cus he wasnt xctly kissin material dat time!
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: and ow do u determine kissing material?
Mz dee: Van Vicker lipz....fresh breath...and knowin hw to work a tongue..
Mz dee: not slurpin and lickin me like sum ice-cream
18andabove: van vicker...??....get away....
18andabove: anyways ever had a guy kiss u that way????
Mz dee: slurpin and lickin??? yes.... once. not my fave memory o!
18andabove: eeeeewwww....spittle everywhere....
18andabove: met anyone who really got it right?
Mz dee: i said its nt my fave memory oooo
Mz dee: yes i hv.................a couple of dudez actually
18andabove: couple?????.tell me something....
18andabove: wat number are u on right now?
Mz dee: on dudez i've kissed or dated?
18andabove: dated
Mz dee: criously or flingish? lol
18andabove: hmm...nice question.....seriously....
18andabove: like ow many?
Mz dee: dated 3 guyz criously. flingishly... can count o. quite a number.. not to be a slut or anything. but after two weekz, i get bored.
18andabove: in a relationship or the fling....
18andabove: a fling to me is just rebound....
18andabove: after a bamz deeelationship,,,u just want to hurt someone....
18andabove: then u have a fling...
Mz dee: a fling to me is jst hvin a bit of fun nd nt gettin into anythin crious
Mz dee: no.. i hvnt rily been in a bamz deeelationship... so i dont think ive ever used someone as a rebound
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: ok...u're jewish right????
Mz dee: no i'm christain
18andabove: ok....
Mz dee: i'm israel-9ja.. but i'm christain. Judaism is the religion
Mz dee: u cud be 4rm india... and become jewish
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: but not israeli
18andabove: i know\]
18andabove: wat do u do?
Mz dee: student 4 nw
18andabove: ok???....specializing in?
Mz dee: goin to specialize in mechanical engineerin.. and later on in life.. a gospel musician.. hopefully.
18andabove: ehn ehn....
Mz dee: still waitin 4 the visa dat'll get me into uni!
18andabove: u're like born again...born again right?
18andabove: oh ok????.
Mz dee: em.. i'm born again. fullstop..letz nt strech it abeg..lol
18andabove: so wat u doing till u get into school....
Mz dee: makin d best of my time left in ph.. a huge break 4rm studies if do say so myself. more like relaxin and babysittin kids... not an ideal life.. i knw!
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: babysitting kids....
Mz dee: so why do u hv a question mark everytime u say ok?
18andabove: hope u're getting paid sha
Mz dee: of course! I wudnt xctly be changin diapers for free..
18andabove: as in ok? usually means...anythingelse...
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: wat wld u rather really be doing?
18andabove: apart from in the bahamas....on the beach...
Mz dee: workin in a music studio
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: ow do u nurtue ur voice....heard some folks drink eggs....yuck...lol
Mz dee: nasty!!!
Mz dee: i HATE eggz with a passion
Mz dee: not to talk of drinkin them...
18andabove: lol...
Mz dee: yuk
Mz dee: i've got loadz of trainin tapes.. i'm alwayz screamin in d mornin...and i drink a lot of tea
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ever had tomatoes thrown at u, at a singing competition
Mz dee: uh not yet o!... hopefully never will
Mz dee: abi ure wishin bad luck?
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: well sha
18andabove: i thought every artiste went through that....
18andabove: in the early stages...
Mz dee: if i ever gt a tomatoe thrown at me, i'll knw it was tankojetty
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: wat wld u really want to drum into a guy's head abt u ladies...
18andabove: as in something u wish we knew from the start...
Mz dee: dont come on strong to a lady u barely know
18andabove: okay...
Mz dee: if i met u 5 mins earlier... dont ask me 4 my number 2 mins later
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: cos u know.. sum guyz get all person within seconds and i rily hate that
18andabove: ow will i meet u again, if i dont get ur number now
Mz dee: naw... i mean if its obvious both parties are still gona be talkin 4awhile... probably at the end of the conversatio, he wud ask
Mz dee: ohand yes.... guyz shud learn to read body language!
18andabove: ok....
Mz dee: i;ve given all the hints that ur borin me and i dont wna talk to u.. and ure still askin 4 my number?
18andabove: ehn ehn...we understand alot...lol
Mz dee: lol]
18andabove: okay a guy comes up to u...
18andabove: u get talking....
18andabove: he's making u laugh, u're having fun...etc...
18andabove: but u dont give him ur number....why wldnt u do that?
Mz dee: yea..
Mz dee: its either he has rily bad english or he's short and lanky
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: thought u'd like tall guys....lol....no other way to go...lol
Mz dee: na.. i dont mind sum1 short.. as long he isnt shorter than me. but wen he's short and thin? so nt gona cut it 4 me
18andabove: wat's that special feature that wld attract a guy to u?
Mz dee: usually its my skin colour
Mz dee: but i'd think its my lipz actually
18andabove: ur lips....gat to see them
18andabove: wat do u find attractive in guys?
Mz dee: same thing.. lipz! lol... wen i see a guy d first thing i check out are his lipz, then shoes, then arms
18andabove: lips to kiss u with, arms u can wrap around it....but shoes?
Mz dee: to look good with wen he stepz outta his car...
18andabove: his car?????
18andabove: so i dont stand a chance with u then
Mz dee: lol i dunno honestly. Its a thing i got with friends back in sec skul. i hate wen a guy is lukin all fly and u see sum canoe lukin shoez dat cud transport ppl across the atlantic on his feet
Mz dee: na.. a car isnt necssary... jst sayin!
18andabove: ok
18andabove: lol
18andabove: so who introduced u to blogging...
Mz dee: The one and only icequeen
18andabove: u do know her personally right?
Mz dee: yup
18andabove: why let all those steam out...?
Mz dee: pardon?
18andabove: as in why do u blog?
Mz dee: oh...probably cos i just love the way the whole blogville community is. i love readin... i love commentin.. and most of all.. i love gettin comments!
18andabove: ok
Mz dee: bloggin is just a whole lotta fun.
18andabove: lol....we all do...love those comments...
18andabove: even though its a chore going back to their blogs...
Mz dee: lol!
18andabove: how long wld it take for u to set ur eyes on him to get in bed with him
Mz dee: a couple of hard-workin monnths!
Mz dee: or weekz.... lol
18andabove: months???? ow long wld it take u to say yes????
18andabove: as in to the toasting and alll....
18andabove: or u still "think abt it"?
Mz dee: probably lyk 2-3 weekz if i'm feelin u immediately... on the other hand, it takez a long time 4 me to eff sum1.
Mz dee: he has to be rily crious bout an "us" kinda relationship
18andabove: eff???
Mz dee: oh please.. u cant xpect me to get all vulgarish here can u? *wide grin*
18andabove: u can....
18andabove: i use it a lot...
18andabove: when wld "love" come into the relationship
Mz dee: wen he can understand me without hearin an explanation.
18andabove: so u really have been in love before?
Mz dee: one guy. but maybe it wasnt love.
Mz dee: isnt* i mean
18andabove: oh oh....said anything to him abt it yet?
Mz dee: said a lot to him about it.
Mz dee: dsnt seem to be goin anywhere.
18andabove: i bet he's not listening...or he doesnt want to admit yet
Mz dee: the latter i think
18andabove: and u were so in "love"...well initially
Mz dee: i like to think that.
18andabove: so wat went wrong....?...
Mz dee: i think we both stopped being on the same page.. he seemed to get angry with me a lot and i didnt seem to understand wat i'd done wrong
18andabove: ok....its not that u got bored.....
18andabove: or the initial adrenalin rush declined
Mz dee: na i dont think so
Mz dee: yet
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: ok....so why use the name mz.dee?
Mz dee: cos i'm a Ms...and the first letter of my name is D
Mz dee: and well.. dee is actually my nickname.. 4 sum ppl dat cant be bothered to say the real thing
18andabove: thought so...
18andabove: i'm sure u get ur name spelt wrongly alot...lol
18andabove: any goomz deeeason why i cant see ur face in this pic?
Mz dee: well i get "pronounced" wrongly a lot
Mz dee: uh yes.. yahoo messenger cut it out.. hehe
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: heard any unique pickup lines lately?
Mz dee: hold on let me get my phone
18andabove: ok?
Mz dee: "as a lioness u shud be a bold woman of honour and virtue. ur action shows u arre afraid of me. isnt it great to be a woman chased with hunger? do u c urself small>? Stand up and make love to me"
Mz dee: criously.. i cant even begin to comment on that rubbish
18andabove: lol
18andabove: wtf?????
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: ask me o!
Mz dee: i dont know how guyz come up with such utter rubbish
18andabove: is he a zoologist....
18andabove: or into drama...lol
Mz dee: for the record.. i didnt give him my number! i totali dunno how he got it
18andabove: "Stand up and make love to me".....lol]
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: u sure got some weird guys following u abt....lol
18andabove: mz.dee abeg no kill me...lol
Mz dee: lol!
18andabove: so u ever used a dating service b4?
Mz dee: thankfully.. no
18andabove: why???...i run one...
Mz dee: yup i know. but u meet all sorts of weirds oon datin services... i'd hate to give my number out to the wrong person
18andabove: the next one'd be calling u a cheetah...lol
Mz dee: true! lol
18andabove: so mz.dee, if i asked u, are u single?....wat wld u say?
Mz dee: you could say that... we took a break... been that way for a couple of months
Mz dee: wudnt get into anythin crious with any guy tho
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: u not just ready, but u wldnt mind a fling???
18andabove: thought guys were the ones not supposed to be commited?
Mz dee: rily? i dont see it that way
18andabove: ok?
Mz dee: i'm not askin 4 anythin... i'm definitely not askin 4 a serious relationship
Mz dee: jst a bit of fun.. if it comes my way
18andabove: ok by me...lol
18andabove: ever dated anyone younger than u?
Mz dee: nope
18andabove: got any book u'd want anyone to read?
Mz dee: for the ladies(esp married or pregnant women): Shopaholic & Baby by Sophie Kinsella
18andabove: for guys?
Mz dee: The Bible jo!
18andabove: lol
18andabove: just finished john grisham...the juror....very interesting...
Mz dee: i'm readin two john grisham bookz now actually. i love his writings
18andabove: nice....btw, wld u date anyone that had a kid
18andabove: wats a fashion no no for u?
Mz dee: those stupid kanye west stunners
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: and colour rioting..
18andabove: gave mine away...
18andabove: 1st date...movie or restuarant?
Mz dee: restaurant...i wna be able to talk to him
18andabove: ok???conversation killers
Mz dee: talkin bout himself most of d time.. or only talkin about me. it shudnt be one-sided... then again.. talkin bout love for chelsea cud burn anythin i hv 4 u to ashes!
18andabove: chealse broke my heart....lol
18andabove: now i'm in the market, looking for a club...lol
Mz dee: man utd!!!!!!
18andabove: yeah yeah...lol
18andabove: wait....u mean that cld actually determine ow long u'd date someone...lol
18andabove: wats the significance of a kiss to u?
Mz dee: na it cudnt! lol
Mz dee: um a kiss could mean nuthin or something. dependin on how its done
18andabove: ok...a kiss or a f..k?
Mz dee: ummmm
Mz dee: a kiss
18andabove: did u try out for blogville idols?
Mz dee: no... i wanted to but by the time i finally decided to auditionz had closed
18andabove: ok...u guys evr made out in your house?
Mz dee: hellll yea
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: no disturbance????...lol
Mz dee: not rily. was jst me and him.
18andabove: u, a guy and a snooker table?
18andabove: wat wld happen?
BUZZ!!!
Mz dee: could u a gime sec plz? kitchn duty
18andabove: no probs...
Mz dee: i'd "attempt" to snooker or watever u do wen u play the game.. and he's probably stand behind me and try to teach me. wont take long b4 i'm facin him and makin out with him instead....... and well then.. u knw the works!---if its a guy i'm feelin o
18andabove: lol
18andabove: if u're not feeling him nko?
18andabove: cld u date 2 guys ?
Mz dee: if i'm nto feelin him i wont be there at all!
Mz dee: i cud fling two guyz..lol
18andabove: bad girl...lol
18andabove: like ow many guys "toast" you per day?
Mz dee: if i leave my house? at least 3..
18andabove: and ow many really stand a chance for a date?
Mz dee: none!
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: yeepa....wat wld dey need to do, before dey cld?
Mz dee: uh.. look fine maybe??? talk properly?? not give me sum cheezy pick up line.. and definitely not front 4 me
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: i'm definately out cause i front a lot...lol
18andabove: anyone proposed to u yet?
Mz dee: u front???
Mz dee: hmm!
18andabove: yeah i do...
Mz dee: front it termz of talkin bout hvin dis and that o...
18andabove: i pick the women i talk to sef...
Mz dee: proposed.. no thankfully
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: no...not that kind of fronting...
18andabove: u ripe for marriage arent u???...lol
Mz dee: abeg i still hv lyk 3-4 more yerz b4 i decide to start thinkin bout that
18andabove: lol....now, wld u date a guy from a diff tribe?
Mz dee: um, if has every other quality and his family accepts me
18andabove: who in blogville wld u like to meet?
18andabove: i definately wld love to meet parakeet, naija babe, u and bella
Mz dee: lol any particular reason 4 that?
18andabove: 4 wat?
Mz dee: i wana meet invisible, afrobabe, buttercup, kay-shawn and chariiiiii. oh and LG! and sting
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: wld u date outside ur tribe?
Mz dee: i answered dat already i think...if he has all other qualities, we get along and both families are accepting--- very unlikely sha!
18andabove: so really no on both counts...lol
18andabove: can ur voice break glass...lol
Mz dee: no now... i'm not THAT gud.. or THAT bad..lol
18andabove: lol...any song u cant get enough off?
Mz dee: Hmm... mogbono feli feli, bust it baby pt 2
18andabove: i totally loving...shawty is a 10....and igwe
18andabove: wld u call a guy u liked after the 1st date?
Mz dee: he;d call me if he was feelin me..
Mz dee: hun i gtg hv my dinner.... i'll be bk in bout 30 minz
18andabove: hmmm...if.i'm here...
18andabove: if not we'll finish tomorrow?
Mz dee: sure
18andabove: no probs....
18andabove: thanks a lot...
18andabove: btw, wat u eating?
Mz dee: pounded yam & egusi.. come n join me?? hehe
18andabove: yes o....
18andabove: wait which did u prepare?
18andabove: or u just put water on fire and mum did the rest?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: the soup.. hope it tastes gud. seein as u were distractin me!!!
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: tah.. my mother pounded.. i'm sure the mortar weighs more than me
18andabove: wait ow many pple u cook for?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: 3
18andabove: u mumsie and?
Mz dee: yunger sis.
Mz dee: my dad dsnt eat 9ja food..lol
18andabove: ok?u eat as a family right
Mz dee: nt rily...
Mz dee: i'm gona eat in front of d tv.. my mum will probably eat at the dinin. and my sis will hide in her room
18andabove: ok...watch u watching?
Mz dee: hey?
18andabove: u done already?
18andabove: u don belch sha?
Mz dee: lol...
18andabove: did i miss anything?
Mz dee: well yea.. an excellent soup...lol
18andabove: cooke dby mumsie
Mz dee: no nowww.... me! lol
18andabove: u....ok cause u put the pot on fire...
18andabove: doesnt mean u cooked the whole thing...lol
Mz dee: ii did! i did! i did!
18andabove: lol....
Mz dee: stirrin it is also sumthin!
18andabove: wats the evidence...lol
18andabove: lol////
18andabove: so...ow old's ur junior sis?
18andabove: if i fit be are sugar daddy?
Mz dee: hmm...letz jst say she's in her foundation yearz of sec skul
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: yeepa....
18andabove: ever dated anyone so old, they'd think he was ur dad?
Mz dee: hell naw
18andabove: ow do u wear ur hair?
Mz dee: usually natural... bout twice a year i do sum rily long braids. but i like my hair natural.. washed/blowried/straightened... i dont hv short hair so it workz 4 me
18andabove: anything u written in ur blog ever affected u in real life...
Mz dee: no....
18andabove: lucky you...lol
Mz dee: sumthing's affected u??
18andabove: yeah...lots...
18andabove: wrote abt something, someone read, told a chick,
18andabove: relationship ended..
18andabove: anyways...ow do u guys feel when mumsie and popsie start playing love...lol
Mz dee: happy actually! i love to see older ppl showin affection to eachother.. def a bit irritatin sumtimes
18andabove: eeya,,,den una two go join abi...lol
Mz dee: hmM!!!
18andabove: anyone evr told u , u had a babyface?
Mz dee: na.. i dont hv dat roundish luk i think
18andabove: a guy's been eyeing for a while....
18andabove: has the confidence to approach you....
18andabove: u're not feeling him,, ow do u let him down easily
Mz dee: tell him i'm sorry but i'm not interested.. if he dsnt understand that(and most guys dont).. tell him to fuck off
18andabove: actually tell nim, u're not intersted...u're blunt o...
18andabove: finally u used the word FUCK...lol
Mz dee: more lyk sincere?
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: as in u dont want to waste either your time or his
Mz dee: xctly
18andabove: u always online right?
Mz dee: kinda...
18andabove: why not lets finish this tomorrow...abt 10,11...if u're awake then?
Mz dee: in the mornin?
18andabove: no at night...lol
18andabove: yes in the morning...
Mz dee: at night wud be better..
18andabove: btw ...its a friday, wat u doin at home?
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: cos i may nt necesarrily be at home at dat time
18andabove: u know dey sleep?
Mz dee: hmm... were shud i go in PH?
Mz dee: plus i live quite far away 4rm the hottest spots
18andabove: dont know?...never been there sef...
18andabove: maybe one of this days
18andabove: so u stay locked in...watching movies, reading a book, and browsing...
Mz dee: na... as long as i hv friends dat are willin to chill sumwere, i;ll head out.
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: who’s more attractive between u and ur sis
18andabove: sorry abt that....its really pouring here
Mz dee: oh.. no problem
Mz dee: btween me and my sis? uh iono....lol she's yearz yunger dan me
18andabove: so whos sexier?
18andabove: if u guys were walking together,,,,why wld i go for u, rather than are?
Mz dee: bcos she so wud nt give u the attention. she'd disgrace u if u walked up to her. lol
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: so u're the more liberal one
18andabove: do u have a black book?
Mz dee: na... i'm a gud girl!
18andabove: yeah right...lol
Mz dee: ure makin me seem bad o....
18andabove: forgive me....i'm still trying to place ur personlaity...
18andabove: so wats ur personlaity?
Mz dee: undescribable i think
18andabove: lol...see?
18andabove: i have this theory that if u and ur girlfriends are out on the town,....
18andabove: the guy that comes over, usually starts a conversation with the least attractive....
18andabove: cause he doenst have the balls to talk to the really attractive ones....
18andabove: wat u think?
Mz dee: i'm a rily outgoin person.. i can get rily crazy but deep inside ppl say they think i'm compassionate and soft..
18andabove: ok
18andabove: wat u think abt my theory
Mz dee: so...rily i dunno hw to place me either.
Mz dee: um no i dont think so.. its never happend to me.. but ive seen it happen with sum ppl
Mz dee: its wrong..lol.
Mz dee: wud he want to use the least attractive one to get the the most attractive one? i think every guy knowz girls dont lyk being used
18andabove: ok?
18andabove: no not use....
18andabove: i mean he doesnt even have the balls to approach the really attractive one...
Mz dee: why?? guyz shudnt be intimidated...
18andabove: he figures he has a better chance with the less attractive ones...
18andabove: u look bloody fine by the way...well if this isnt ur sis...lol
Mz dee: low self-esteem... datz wat i think it is and it shudnt be there in d first place
Mz dee: lol thankz.. why wud i put a pic of my sis on my messenger?? lol
18andabove: ok
18andabove: prolly cause she's finer???.lol
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: so really u'll telling me guys shouldnt even think abt not getting the girl....
18andabove: they shd just start a frigging conversation....
18andabove: well if they're interested in her...
Mz dee: if he has wat it takez... yes. as long as he's not a freakin mechanic with ajegule english
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: do girls also feel nervous when we approach?
18andabove: as in to start a conversation abt the weather?...lol
Mz dee: well.... dependz on the gurl right..i wudnt feel nervous but sum of the prettiest girls are terribly shy
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: in ur mind, u're thinking....oh my God, i comes another one...lol
18andabove: but in your opinion,ow wld a guy have an edge...
Mz dee: by being funny...smart and funny
18andabove: funny????....thats a bit risky o....lol
18andabove: wat if u dont laugh...lol
Mz dee: well then u know i'm not findin u funny and u shud walk away b4 i bitch slap u.. hehe
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ok...funny and smart guy has the nerve to walk up to u....
18andabove: cracks u up...
18andabove: ow long wld it take for u to put him in one of ur folders....
18andabove: i mean....friend, lover, acquitance, no go area...
Mz dee: a day? lol
Mz dee: oh
Mz dee: a few weekz i guess... will hv to get to knw him first
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: ok...nice convo and he doesnt ask for ur number...
18andabove: ???
Mz dee: he's stupid. fullstop.
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: lol...or u didnt wear ur fav perf...lol
Mz dee: then why did he walk up to me in d first place? hiss****
18andabove: so ultimately....if he walks up to u, while not go all the way right?
Mz dee: if its obvious i'm feelin him and there's heavy chemistry..yea!
18andabove: ok...lets say he asks, wld u consider it rude not to give him????
18andabove: or u'd give him out of pity?
Mz dee: no i wudnt conisder it rude... if i'm not interested, i'm not being rude. i'm being straightforward
18andabove: ok...
18andabove: he has ur number by rook or crook...ow long till that 1st call...
18andabove: hopefully he doesnt send a lioness text 1st...lol
Mz dee: lol! he'd probably call a few hours later if he;s got his game on.. or send me a txt sayin he rily likes my personality?
18andabove: ok....
18andabove: when wld be too late?
Mz dee: 2 dayz later
18andabove: ideally when he calls, better have a date set right?
Mz dee: not necessarily..
Mz dee: i'd prefer to get to knw him a bit on d phone.. and if i'm still rily feelin him.. set up a date
18andabove: ok...
Mz dee: i cant get all dressed up 4 nuthin na..
18andabove: lol...and u sure do dress classy...
Mz dee: how do u know that?? lol
18andabove: seen a few pics...
18andabove: wat if he skips all this...and that very 1st day....tries to convince u to go have a fun activity...
18andabove: book reading, movie,lunch....
18andabove: that wldnt be to fast for u?
Mz dee: it'd be wayyyyy to fast 4 me
18andabove: ok...u'd be praying he's not the kidnapping type...lol
18andabove: fastfood joint or restaurant....for ur 1st date i mean?
Mz dee: restaurant oo
18andabove: he's going to spend a lot more money o....lol
Mz dee: wetin concern me?
18andabove: well u're worth it sha...lol
18andabove: nothing concern u abi....well till he stylishly runs away when he sees the bill...lol
18andabove: i hope he gets a kiss after the date sha...?
BUZZ!!!
Mz dee: um... if he deservez it na
18andabove: ow long till u finish ur sis assignment?
Mz dee: yea
Mz dee: long time sha. its a whole lot of essayz anmz deeeports she did over the summer that i have to type
18andabove: well u're being ur sis keeper....shd do the same for u, i guess...
Mz dee: i'm gettin paid o.... dunno wich sister keepin u on about
Mz dee: lol
18andabove: LOL....
18andabove: wld u date someone u're close to....cousin, friend, bestfriend?
Mz dee: friend yea.. bestfriend yea.. cousin hell naw
18andabove: ur opinion abt sex b4 marriage?
Mz dee: up to every individual
18andabove: urs?
Mz dee: as long as its the right person. b4 or after rily dsnt matter
Mz dee: i'd hate to go thru all dat pain on my weddin night tho..
18andabove: ok
18andabove: heard u guys lost yesterday *big grin*
Mz dee: pity yea.....there'll be more matches
18andabove: dont worry...atleast u guys will be 5th...lol
Mz dee: *hater*!
18andabove: lol
Mz dee: are u a chelsea fan or wich one?
18andabove: not sure yet *grin*....chelsea or inter.....my heart still with mourinho
Mz dee: na wow o... u sound xctly like icequeen
18andabove: i like the guys personlaity....
18andabove: ehn ehn....she isnt sure either abi....happens...
18andabove: so wat are ur hobbies
Mz dee: writin... dancin.. singin.. bloggin.. readin..hangin with friends.. clubbin if i had d chance!
18andabove: finished a book yet...?....started mine in 2005, not done yet...lol
18andabove: when's ur curfew?
Mz dee: i dnt xctly hv one. parents jst wana knw where i am all the time, who i'm with and why i'm with them
Mz dee: lol.. ive started a couple. never gone past chapter 3
Mz dee: u there>
BUZZ!!!
18andabove: yeah i am....
18andabove: just got a call from a friend...
18andabove: i missed an exam last week...lol
18andabove: prolly gonna write mine today or tomorrow
Mz dee: wat are u studyin?
18andabove: studying for a cert in MCSE...
18andabove: its a computer course
Mz dee: ok..\
18andabove: anyways...u wear stilettos alot i guess...
18andabove: btw, whos taller, u or ur sis?
Mz dee: lol yea i do.. uh we';re the same height actually. but she;s def gna be taller than me
18andabove: lol...
18andabove: u guys share a room?
Mz dee: nope
18andabove: ok...shared a guy
Mz dee: she's not even in her teen yearz!
18andabove: lol....
18andabove: ever had a pregnancy scare?
Mz dee: twice
18andabove: yeepa...lol
18andabove: you spoke to mumsie abt it, or dealt with ti ur sef
Mz dee: why in god's name wud i tell my mother.... i dont want to die early
18andabove: LOL....
Mz dee: dealt with it myself.. thank god i wasnt preggerz
18andabove: so to her u're still daddy's little girl
Mz dee: yup
18andabove: ever been caught in an embarrassing position b4?
Mz dee: lotz... dnt ask me to recall cos i wont!!
18andabove: LOL...
18andabove: did u know that...the average single person goes on 22 dates, has 3 one-night-stands and three serious relationships before "settling down with The One."
Mz dee: i heard it was 5 serious relationshipz not 3
18andabove: LOL...
18andabove: OW DO U RATE?
Mz dee: rate wat?
18andabove: AS IN 22 DATES, 3 ONE NIGHT STANDS, 3 SERIOUS RELATIONSIPS?
Mz dee: uh stupid..lol. every1 is different
18andabove: dats wat i thought abt it too...lol
18andabove: cause i'm past 3 one night stands already..lol
Mz dee: hun i have to be on my way o....lunch needz servin and nid to finish typin..
18andabove: no probs....
18andabove: thanks so much for ur time...
18andabove: btw, u look really beautiful
18andabove: lipgloss.....and all..lol
Mz dee: lol.. thank u!
18andabove: u use little jewelry right?
Mz dee: na.. i use a lot.. but i was dressd up for a formal outin
18andabove: ok...hope u not broken ur neck yet sha..lol
Mz dee: lol.. not thattttttt excessive!
18andabove: lol...wat u taking for lunch?
Mz dee: spaghetti
Mz dee: gota run
Mz dee: later!
18andabove: ok...bye
Thursday, August 28, 2008
sunday 24/08/08 (women want)
What do women want? many men have wondered. Who knows. But figuring out what women want in men is crucial to becoming effective not only in dealing with women, but developing the kind of Dating Life you really want.
So what do women want from men? What traits do they look for? And why -- what's the reason behind it?
There are three specific traits. And naturally there are also three corresponding reasons why women want these traits in men.
Let's take some time to explore them in detail...
Ultimately, what women want in men is to have their needs and desires fulfilled. To understand what traits women look for in men, we have to understand just what those needs and desires are...
... and then we can make the connections to these character traits, and how you can develop them in yourself.
Need #1: Security. Women want to feel safe. In today's civilized world however, safety isn't really that big of an issue anymore.
Need #2: Pleasure. Women want to feel pure sensual stimulation. What do men talk about? Business, sports, and women. But what do women talk about? Sex, men, sex, relationships, and sex -- did I mention sex?
Need #3: Adventure Women want to feel excitement and anticipation. They have a strong desire to trust in someone who will lead them into emotionally charged experiences that they wouldn't have the courage to go alone.
So what do women want from men? What traits do they look for? And why -- what's the reason behind it?
There are three specific traits. And naturally there are also three corresponding reasons why women want these traits in men.
Let's take some time to explore them in detail...
Ultimately, what women want in men is to have their needs and desires fulfilled. To understand what traits women look for in men, we have to understand just what those needs and desires are...
... and then we can make the connections to these character traits, and how you can develop them in yourself.
Need #1: Security. Women want to feel safe. In today's civilized world however, safety isn't really that big of an issue anymore.
Need #2: Pleasure. Women want to feel pure sensual stimulation. What do men talk about? Business, sports, and women. But what do women talk about? Sex, men, sex, relationships, and sex -- did I mention sex?
Need #3: Adventure Women want to feel excitement and anticipation. They have a strong desire to trust in someone who will lead them into emotionally charged experiences that they wouldn't have the courage to go alone.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
saturday 23/08/08 (lil Black book)
Lately i havent been going out much, yeah thats
one of the minuses of running your own biz, anyways
i come across a ad in the paper about The Black
Book Of Success Seminar...and i just had to go listen,
maybe network with other startups...
Anyways i get there and we're like 700 individuals there.
i start trying to make contacts consiously checking
if i could see a competitor...hopefully i didnt meet anyone...
the various talks, were invigorating...
mrs Johnson really tried in making this stuff free...but off
course i knew it wasnt free...it was just running on "freemium"
there were really 2 speakers...
niyi spoke about his business, the challenges he encountered
and how he was able to solve them...Niyi is a freaking salesman,
he ought to be cause he sells cars...lol
he really made everyone feel good about starting a business
The next speaker was really more practical, he literally burst alot
of bubbles...lol
anyways, the only thing i took away from the seminar was that...
in nigeria, everyone's always in the process of starting a business...
less than 10% really hard a workable plan...
only a few have funds...
one of the minuses of running your own biz, anyways
i come across a ad in the paper about The Black
Book Of Success Seminar...and i just had to go listen,
maybe network with other startups...
Anyways i get there and we're like 700 individuals there.
i start trying to make contacts consiously checking
if i could see a competitor...hopefully i didnt meet anyone...
the various talks, were invigorating...
mrs Johnson really tried in making this stuff free...but off
course i knew it wasnt free...it was just running on "freemium"
there were really 2 speakers...
niyi spoke about his business, the challenges he encountered
and how he was able to solve them...Niyi is a freaking salesman,
he ought to be cause he sells cars...lol
he really made everyone feel good about starting a business
The next speaker was really more practical, he literally burst alot
of bubbles...lol
anyways, the only thing i took away from the seminar was that...
in nigeria, everyone's always in the process of starting a business...
less than 10% really hard a workable plan...
only a few have funds...
Thursday 21/08/08 (ugly duckling)
i have a "ugly duckling theory" and you dont have
to subscribe to it...in a group of ladies, lets say
at the club, a party, whereever...there's going to
be one thats a 3 while there's going to be a 10...i.e
one will look drab while one's going to look outstanding
the others will be in between, right...
3 consciously knows she's 3, while 10 also knows...but the
others dont know where they fall in between...the thing is,
in this group, who do you think will get asked out the most?
most of you would have said,the 10 right?...
you're all wrong...lol
3 gets asked out the most...
thats the "ugly duckling theory"
to prove it ehn, you try it yourself...in the next group of ladies
you meet, which of them would you want to hit on....
i'm preety sure a 3,is the one u think you stand a chance with...
thing is, she gets asked out so often that it gets into her head,
she starts to form, what she doesnt know is that most guys really
want a 10 but dont have the balls to talk to her, so in effect we
manage the 3...lol
Guys only need to realise that if you go for the 10, dont make all
those remarks o, as in really go for her intelligiently, you'll get
her...because guys really dont ask her out...no they're scared...
they go for 3...lol
go for 10,when you get her...all her friends that fall in between
want a piece of the action too, yeah cause they'll be thinking that
if you got 10, you must have done something right...
so my guy, shoot for a 10, at most you'll get the chicks in between
never go for a 3,well unless you have no balls...
to subscribe to it...in a group of ladies, lets say
at the club, a party, whereever...there's going to
be one thats a 3 while there's going to be a 10...i.e
one will look drab while one's going to look outstanding
the others will be in between, right...
3 consciously knows she's 3, while 10 also knows...but the
others dont know where they fall in between...the thing is,
in this group, who do you think will get asked out the most?
most of you would have said,the 10 right?...
you're all wrong...lol
3 gets asked out the most...
thats the "ugly duckling theory"
to prove it ehn, you try it yourself...in the next group of ladies
you meet, which of them would you want to hit on....
i'm preety sure a 3,is the one u think you stand a chance with...
thing is, she gets asked out so often that it gets into her head,
she starts to form, what she doesnt know is that most guys really
want a 10 but dont have the balls to talk to her, so in effect we
manage the 3...lol
Guys only need to realise that if you go for the 10, dont make all
those remarks o, as in really go for her intelligiently, you'll get
her...because guys really dont ask her out...no they're scared...
they go for 3...lol
go for 10,when you get her...all her friends that fall in between
want a piece of the action too, yeah cause they'll be thinking that
if you got 10, you must have done something right...
so my guy, shoot for a 10, at most you'll get the chicks in between
never go for a 3,well unless you have no balls...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
wednesday 20-08-08 (10 seconds)
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to break a world record...
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to be the fastest man on earth...
it takes just 10 seconds...appoximately 10 seconds to make a first impression
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to change my mind
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to decide if i want you or not
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to your 1st smile at me
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to walk to you (well, i think...lol)
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to say my piece (well u've prolly heard all my lines before...lol)
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to then hear you say no and burst my bubble...lol
Dedicated to the one, who said NO
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to be the fastest man on earth...
it takes just 10 seconds...appoximately 10 seconds to make a first impression
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to change my mind
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to decide if i want you or not
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to your 1st smile at me
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to walk to you (well, i think...lol)
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to say my piece (well u've prolly heard all my lines before...lol)
it takes just 10 seconds...approximately 10 seconds to then hear you say no and burst my bubble...lol
Dedicated to the one, who said NO
Monday, August 18, 2008
friday 15-08-08 (repeat)
in the past few days, i have gotten lots of repeat
customers using my services...i keep wondering if
its good for business...anyways thats what you usually
get for running a free service shey...lol
wats surprising the most is that even though i request
for just your AGE,SEX and LOCATION, i get texts that include
tribe, religion etc...which got me asking whats tribe
and religion got to do with it...
why cant we just go out there, start a relationship with
any individual,regardless of tribe (we're one nigeria, shey)
and religion (what happened to the "we serve the same God mantra)
anyways...i'd like users to strictly stick to the script...just
your AGE,SEX and LOCATION...
customers using my services...i keep wondering if
its good for business...anyways thats what you usually
get for running a free service shey...lol
wats surprising the most is that even though i request
for just your AGE,SEX and LOCATION, i get texts that include
tribe, religion etc...which got me asking whats tribe
and religion got to do with it...
why cant we just go out there, start a relationship with
any individual,regardless of tribe (we're one nigeria, shey)
and religion (what happened to the "we serve the same God mantra)
anyways...i'd like users to strictly stick to the script...just
your AGE,SEX and LOCATION...
thurs 14/8/2008 (permutations)
stop doing the f..king permutations in your head...
when it comes to meeting women, you cant predict
all the scenarios...your head will just explode...
all you can do is have a win-win mentality and
attitude, so you are always prepared for any eventuality
also you've got to make your decision within 10 seconds
and stick to it,dont go "i'll get the next opportunity",
you wouldnt,well not this way anyways...
okay okay, you still didnt have the balls to say something
dont put yourself down cause you didnt...put your head up
high and walk away...dont beat yourself up...yeah yeah,
you didnt win this time...they'll be another girl, another time...
dont just make it an habit....
cause the girl of your dreams might just walk away again...
cause you were doing those f..king permutations in your head again...lol
when it comes to meeting women, you cant predict
all the scenarios...your head will just explode...
all you can do is have a win-win mentality and
attitude, so you are always prepared for any eventuality
also you've got to make your decision within 10 seconds
and stick to it,dont go "i'll get the next opportunity",
you wouldnt,well not this way anyways...
okay okay, you still didnt have the balls to say something
dont put yourself down cause you didnt...put your head up
high and walk away...dont beat yourself up...yeah yeah,
you didnt win this time...they'll be another girl, another time...
dont just make it an habit....
cause the girl of your dreams might just walk away again...
cause you were doing those f..king permutations in your head again...lol
wednesday 13th 08 2008 (shoot)
Guys out there, i got one small advise for you...
Go for the one that's prolly out of reach...Heard
that thing about shooting for the moon and landing
among the stars...yes go for it...go for her
The one that's taller than you,
the one that looks smarter,
the one that steals the spotlight,
the one thats defiantely richer,
and please dont treat her like a demi-god...in other
words, dont suck up to her....thats how she's been
treated all day and frankly she's been waiting for you,
someone confident enough to blow her off her feet...
Just be original, cause even being a photocopy is not
easy...lol
Worst case scenerio,if she blows you off, i'm betting
one of her friends would be captivated by this guy thats
so unlike the others...
Go for the one that's prolly out of reach...Heard
that thing about shooting for the moon and landing
among the stars...yes go for it...go for her
The one that's taller than you,
the one that looks smarter,
the one that steals the spotlight,
the one thats defiantely richer,
and please dont treat her like a demi-god...in other
words, dont suck up to her....thats how she's been
treated all day and frankly she's been waiting for you,
someone confident enough to blow her off her feet...
Just be original, cause even being a photocopy is not
easy...lol
Worst case scenerio,if she blows you off, i'm betting
one of her friends would be captivated by this guy thats
so unlike the others...
Friday, August 15, 2008
tuesday august 11 08 (university)
Yeah i also had this idea for selling university
merchandise...you know...
all this while, you see all those Harvard and
Cambridge University insigned T-Shirts...but
never one that has Unilag or University of Ibadan
or something....
I havent seen any o...and if you have, please contact me...
i wouldnt mind rocking a University of Ibadan Blazer...
anyways...as an Ijebu Boi, i'm looking at this scarcity
and i'm seeing money to be made...lots of money...
sha, i organise a meet with my lawyer cause i'm guessing
that if i want to go into this business, they'll surely
be copyright and legal issues shey?...
anyways, talking to my lawyer, he says we'll find a legal
loophole and work around it...cause i'm not thinking of
involving the schools at all...
then i speak to this one blogger based in the uk...you know
yoursef o...lol
she's a lawyer too...she ;literally burst my bubble...
she goes preaching its morally wrong...so and so...
sha,since i was also a bit doubtful already...i changed my mind...
the best i could do...(or you, if u are interested) is involve
the schools and go the really legal route...
thats ow my escort business idea went too...(i just aint morally bankrupt...lol
merchandise...you know...
all this while, you see all those Harvard and
Cambridge University insigned T-Shirts...but
never one that has Unilag or University of Ibadan
or something....
I havent seen any o...and if you have, please contact me...
i wouldnt mind rocking a University of Ibadan Blazer...
anyways...as an Ijebu Boi, i'm looking at this scarcity
and i'm seeing money to be made...lots of money...
sha, i organise a meet with my lawyer cause i'm guessing
that if i want to go into this business, they'll surely
be copyright and legal issues shey?...
anyways, talking to my lawyer, he says we'll find a legal
loophole and work around it...cause i'm not thinking of
involving the schools at all...
then i speak to this one blogger based in the uk...you know
yoursef o...lol
she's a lawyer too...she ;literally burst my bubble...
she goes preaching its morally wrong...so and so...
sha,since i was also a bit doubtful already...i changed my mind...
the best i could do...(or you, if u are interested) is involve
the schools and go the really legal route...
thats ow my escort business idea went too...(i just aint morally bankrupt...lol
monday 10/aug/08 (crazy)
had this crazy idea yesterday....yeah i have a
lot of them...
okay, i learnt yesterday that, it costs far more
to fuel a car than to actually buy it....
i've been reading a lot of books recently just finished
"The Long Tail" by Chris Anderson and he's blog...
and i'm all for free stuff....i run a free mobile
dating service by the way...lol
ok, i had this idea, why not make cars free...
yes,car makers and dealers shouldnt sell cars to
customers, but give it out...yes, you heard me,
give it out...
how would they make money you ask,i feel that
car makers should work in conjunction with our
petroleum dealers...the petroleum marketer
just charges more at the petrol station...or some
superfuel for this free cars or somethings....
that way i'm guessing i'll get a car real easy...lol
instead of forking out a lot of money for my dream car...lol
lot of them...
okay, i learnt yesterday that, it costs far more
to fuel a car than to actually buy it....
i've been reading a lot of books recently just finished
"The Long Tail" by Chris Anderson and he's blog...
and i'm all for free stuff....i run a free mobile
dating service by the way...lol
ok, i had this idea, why not make cars free...
yes,car makers and dealers shouldnt sell cars to
customers, but give it out...yes, you heard me,
give it out...
how would they make money you ask,i feel that
car makers should work in conjunction with our
petroleum dealers...the petroleum marketer
just charges more at the petrol station...or some
superfuel for this free cars or somethings....
that way i'm guessing i'll get a car real easy...lol
instead of forking out a lot of money for my dream car...lol
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Thursday 07+08+08 (stAnd oUt)
Go as a pilgrim and seek out danger
Far from comfort and the well lit-avenues of life.
Pit your very soul against the unknown
And seek stimulation in the company of the brave.
Experience cold and hunger, heat and thirst
And survive to see another challenge and another dawn.
Only then will you be at peace with yourself
And able to know and to say:
“I looked down on the farthest side of the mountain
And, fulfilled and understanding all, I am truly content
That I lived a full life
And one that was of my own choice”.
I got this quote from a book a long time ago, and its one of the quotes that drives me ....hope it does for u too
REally Standout
http://18andabove.blogspot.com/2008/01/sunday-6th-jan-08.html
Far from comfort and the well lit-avenues of life.
Pit your very soul against the unknown
And seek stimulation in the company of the brave.
Experience cold and hunger, heat and thirst
And survive to see another challenge and another dawn.
Only then will you be at peace with yourself
And able to know and to say:
“I looked down on the farthest side of the mountain
And, fulfilled and understanding all, I am truly content
That I lived a full life
And one that was of my own choice”.
I got this quote from a book a long time ago, and its one of the quotes that drives me ....hope it does for u too
REally Standout
http://18andabove.blogspot.com/2008/01/sunday-6th-jan-08.html
Wednesday 6th of August 2008 (Misconceptions)
Tell me if you agree with any of these statements about men:
-Men like a challenge. They like the chase. If you're too "easy" or approachable, they'll get bored or lose interest.
-Men are dominant in relationships and women therefore are unable to express
themselves.
-Men cheat and are incapable of being monogamous.
-Men would secretly love to date and sleep with different women the rest of their life rather than just have to stay with one serious committed relationship.
-Men just want to have fun and "freedom" and no responsibility.
Did you find yourself nodding at any of these?
Unfortunately you’re wrong….
TRUTH #1: Men Don't Need To Chase
It's been said many times by many people that men need to be made to chase a woman in order to want her and commit wholeheartedly.
Not true.
If you are not running, why do I need to chase you?
Rather than wanting to "chase" a woman, men are humans first.
I want and need to feel a deep, emotional level of attraction for a woman if i want you in my life.
"Physical Attraction" i can feel for any chick who walks by is not enough, and will never be enough to make me want something more than a casual fling.
and i get easily "bored" and lazy about a relationship or any kind of commitment if I’m not feeling this Emotional Attraction for you.
Emotional attraction goes way beyond what a babe looks like, what she says or how successful she is.
If i sense that a woman knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it, and that
she has certain "standards" of what she will or won't put up with from a man, then i will feel incredibly drawn to her.
It has nothing to do with playing GAMES or pretending to be "hard to get."
If you continue to do that you miss all the good guys….like me…lol
If you think that men just want to "chase" a woman and that acting or being "unavailable" is a turn-on for him, then I have to tell you right now, you're not going to get far with a man.
Cause if the guy’s like me, I spend my money, time and resources “chasing” you, when I get you what do you think will happen? I’ll have just have sex with you and most definitely break your heart…
TRUTH #2: Men Feel Emotions Just Like Women
Believe it not, men are pretty sensitive….yes I cry too…lol
It's just how we handle our feelings that makes us hard to connect with about it, and
hard to understand -
Men have a hard time dealing with strong emotions from women. Why do you think we try to leave the room during arguments…lol
in a recent groundbreaking study of how couples interact when in conflict, it was discovered that men often LOOK detached or withdrawn because we feel intensely STRESSED by the argument.
It's not that we're more "in control."
On the contrary - we feel LESS in control.
So we withdraw in order to try and cope.
TRUTH #3: Men Want Relationships
Not all men love the single life of Parties, Girls , Sex…
Men want to be in a relationship, and they have a strong desire to feel recognized as a great partner by their women.
Have you ever accused a man of being "not ready" for a relationship?
Here's a mind-blowing statistic: WOMEN (not men) break off relationships or file for divorce 70% of the time.
If that surprises you, you may also be surprised to know that a man enjoys being in
committed, loving relationships as much as a woman does.
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T FEEL HARD TO HIM.
If you give a man the impression that he can't please you no matter WHAT he does, or that everything he does is pointless because he can'tdo ANYTHING right, then guess what?
He's going to wonder if he's the right partnerfor you, and he's going to begin to doubt whether or not he should even continue the relationship.
Maybe you're saying, "but I don't do that!"
It's true. You may not even be aware that you're doing this.
But there are certain words and phrases thatcommunicate this to a man whether you're aware of it or not.
Instead, when you show a man that you trust him to be a good partner to you, you will actually inspire him and trigger his devotion and attraction for you.
More Misconceptions
http://18andabove.blogspot.com/2008/03/facinating-twin-factsalice-payne.html
-Men like a challenge. They like the chase. If you're too "easy" or approachable, they'll get bored or lose interest.
-Men are dominant in relationships and women therefore are unable to express
themselves.
-Men cheat and are incapable of being monogamous.
-Men would secretly love to date and sleep with different women the rest of their life rather than just have to stay with one serious committed relationship.
-Men just want to have fun and "freedom" and no responsibility.
Did you find yourself nodding at any of these?
Unfortunately you’re wrong….
TRUTH #1: Men Don't Need To Chase
It's been said many times by many people that men need to be made to chase a woman in order to want her and commit wholeheartedly.
Not true.
If you are not running, why do I need to chase you?
Rather than wanting to "chase" a woman, men are humans first.
I want and need to feel a deep, emotional level of attraction for a woman if i want you in my life.
"Physical Attraction" i can feel for any chick who walks by is not enough, and will never be enough to make me want something more than a casual fling.
and i get easily "bored" and lazy about a relationship or any kind of commitment if I’m not feeling this Emotional Attraction for you.
Emotional attraction goes way beyond what a babe looks like, what she says or how successful she is.
If i sense that a woman knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it, and that
she has certain "standards" of what she will or won't put up with from a man, then i will feel incredibly drawn to her.
It has nothing to do with playing GAMES or pretending to be "hard to get."
If you continue to do that you miss all the good guys….like me…lol
If you think that men just want to "chase" a woman and that acting or being "unavailable" is a turn-on for him, then I have to tell you right now, you're not going to get far with a man.
Cause if the guy’s like me, I spend my money, time and resources “chasing” you, when I get you what do you think will happen? I’ll have just have sex with you and most definitely break your heart…
TRUTH #2: Men Feel Emotions Just Like Women
Believe it not, men are pretty sensitive….yes I cry too…lol
It's just how we handle our feelings that makes us hard to connect with about it, and
hard to understand -
Men have a hard time dealing with strong emotions from women. Why do you think we try to leave the room during arguments…lol
in a recent groundbreaking study of how couples interact when in conflict, it was discovered that men often LOOK detached or withdrawn because we feel intensely STRESSED by the argument.
It's not that we're more "in control."
On the contrary - we feel LESS in control.
So we withdraw in order to try and cope.
TRUTH #3: Men Want Relationships
Not all men love the single life of Parties, Girls , Sex…
Men want to be in a relationship, and they have a strong desire to feel recognized as a great partner by their women.
Have you ever accused a man of being "not ready" for a relationship?
Here's a mind-blowing statistic: WOMEN (not men) break off relationships or file for divorce 70% of the time.
If that surprises you, you may also be surprised to know that a man enjoys being in
committed, loving relationships as much as a woman does.
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T FEEL HARD TO HIM.
If you give a man the impression that he can't please you no matter WHAT he does, or that everything he does is pointless because he can'tdo ANYTHING right, then guess what?
He's going to wonder if he's the right partnerfor you, and he's going to begin to doubt whether or not he should even continue the relationship.
Maybe you're saying, "but I don't do that!"
It's true. You may not even be aware that you're doing this.
But there are certain words and phrases thatcommunicate this to a man whether you're aware of it or not.
Instead, when you show a man that you trust him to be a good partner to you, you will actually inspire him and trigger his devotion and attraction for you.
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