Just like you are here reading my blog, I too take the time out to scan the blog scene. Some I tend to frequent more than others. Like I am over @ Blogxilla and I see an article too good not to post. Enough of me talking, read on!!
10. Oral sex is your get out of jail free card. Nice shoes & jewelry also work.
Going Down can change her mood… But make sure you give her the royal treatment I will be writing another how to eat p*ssy blog soon
9. If you f*cked things up and she seems cool with it. She’s not. (See directly above.)
get back to eating the coochie!!! Nuff Said. but be careful she might start faking being mad if your good enough at it… and that might not be a bad thing
8. She loves it when you tell her what on your mind, even if you don’t understand what you’re thinking.
Tell her what’s on your mind, we men like to feel like we can do it all ourselves but females are programmed to be supporters, listeners, etc let her know your master plan she may be able to help you get there quicker.
7. Surprises & gifts for Her = more loving.
Instead of giving your Extra dollars to TA-TA-LALISCOUS at Strokers stop by the mall and pick out something nice for your shorty. You might want to consult either her female Friends or your Female Friends before doing this. There are a lot of good sites out there that are not paying me to give them free promotion
6. You’re not her daddy so don’t tell her what to do.
Ask her if she can, or if she would mind instead of demanding she do something. Make her feel like it’s a democracy… wait our gov’t is a democracy right? Well scratch that!!! But give her an option.
5. If she is not feeling needed, she will start looking for love else where.
Tell her you love her, better yet prove it to her. You need to make sure she knows how you feel, and sometimes saying it isn’t enough walk up on her one day while she is doing something, washing dishes, cleaning the room, walking in the door, and just hug then drop to your knees.
4. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.
Don’t talk about your past, and don’t ask her about hers. No one wants to be constantly reminded or feel like they have to be better than someone.
3. She likes loves porn.
Not trashy porn but good porn… SO BIG BUTT BROOKLYN B!TCHES WIT BOOGERS GETTING BACKSHOTS may be out the question. Buy her a toy, Butterflies, ladybugs, and Dolphins will do the trick.
2. She owns a MARY J Blige CD, and is not afraid to use it.
You know you did something Questionable, and you hear I’m not going CRY. [Or Rihanna's Take A Bow] Go for a walk… or see number 10
1. She loves it when you hug her from behind and whisper in her ear.
Hold a whole conversation in this position. The heat could hinder this so make sure the air is on.