Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tara's Orekelewa to the Rescue


Whew....How was your val?...hope u had an exciting day with ur loved one.
I spent mine calling makeup distributors o...lol
didnt know Iman cosmetics was this scarce in lagos....abi people dey hoard am ni...lol
Sha i havent found one but i found ample replacement for my client
yep Tara's Orekelewa to the rescue,
I finally became a beauty rep yesterday
I registered and paid my dues....so i officially stock her cosmetic line now
and i think they're wonderful

Okay, so i got home with my products and sample, and mumsie....my sweet mum, even though she keeps saying its a woman's line of business, was the 1st to she mi lo wo (buy from me)....that in itsef is a blessing i believe.

Then a few of my sister's friends also bought although they've not paid o.

And today i had the balls to face my female colleagues at work, one bought too, with the others needing more samples...so i'm off to a great start abi

Ladies and Gentlemen, i'll keep you posted on subsequent marketing,sales and drama on the adventures of this guy selling makeup...lol

Ehn ehn, i found out that women buy makeup alot even during recessions...so if u want additional income why not start selling....i dont mind the competition...well unless u're on my turf...lol

Wo...i'm off looking for an Iman Distributor, Know anyone in Lagos?...pls i'm on bended knees, tell me o

(I'm sorry if i didnt respond to your match making messages, the service is on hold for now)

Ladies...pls if you'd buy a simple makeup kit, what wld u want to be in it?

Friday, February 6, 2009

Ready for business

Ladies and Gentlemen, bois and girlz...not again you might say...lol
well i'm back and ready for business...another one you might say...lol

yeah its the makeup business ladies and a few meterosexual guys....whatever that is

I love beautiful women and if you read the last post i'm sure you know the major reason why i'm going into this business...and its not about the global recession o.

Thank you for supporting me ehn, and i cross my heart not to disappoint you.*sigh..now i'm in deep s**t*..lol and thanks so much for your tips at being good at this.
I hope you'll be able to endure all my own beauty tips o...it'll prolly be more of avant garde makeup tips.so stay tuned

A few people didnt even know about my mobile dating serivce, well i still run one...i just stopped it been for free for now.till i get open source code or i get my shortcode...i'm sorry if i just burst your valentine's day bubble (hopes of getting a guy or babe before then)

Hopefully and please pray with me that i get it back on track before the end of the year.

Okay,so tomorrow...i'm gonna get my first stock of Tara's Orekelewa...
I'm ecstatic...its a new experience for me and i hope i enjoy it.

(P.S, I was at the toni kan bookreading in case you're wondering...recognised a few bloggers too)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

SWIISM- So What If I Sell Makeup

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and guys...i'm back this year 009
What happens in 2008 stays in 2008 fellas, so i wont bore you
I made it to a Thousand people using the mobile dating service so i'm upgrading *Stay Tuned*
hope you like the change in template...

my new catchphrase now is SWIISM...yes o
okay i do sell makeup, and i'm a guy plus i'm not gay (so u know)...lol
whats the big deal really...
okay i understand its what women are suppossed to do,
but whats that funny look i see in ur eyes...lol
I love beautiful women as you'll prolly know,
now i want to make them look more appealing to the eye.

I would want to know though...Ladies why would you want to buy makeup from me?
I stock all brands by the way, hope that isnt too much?
I have so many questions...hope you guys help me with the 1st two...
and wish me luck

Thursday, December 11, 2008

I'm leaving...(11th december 2008)

Allow me to reintroduce mysef...my name is...fill in the gap...lol
i'm high yes o i'm high, i'm embarking on a one month vacation....thats one of the reasons you should love your what you do....
i was getting sick of my job, yes o....
i'm interested if u wan swap...
i'll be dropping in though....its a month only....

Dont ever ever kiss (not to talk of having sex) with someone you dont love

i didnt want to honestly,she was up for it and we .....could i say..she raped me...lol

anyhoo,we're good
gotta go now
make una no finish the chicken o

Thursday, October 30, 2008

30th October 2008 (400)

yeah yeah, i advertised but it was exhilirating acquiring the 400th user of my service....all this just within 2 weeks of making it to 300...i hopefully pray it wasnt a glitch o....at this rate i'll make 1000 folks before the end of the year...amin o

And i often have to distingiush between active users and individuals on my database, i can assure you that active ones are growing too...by active, i mean repetitive users...although i wish there arent that many cause it means you're trivalising it (my service i mean)

to counter that, they'll prolly be a deluxe version by the end of the year or early 2009...Insha Allah

they've been a few complaints i'd like to treat here:
I have clients complaining that they often try calling their matches but often dont get response...hopefully its the mobile operators just try and try again

Also the guys often complain that the lady doesnt call at all, my guy...i already done the difficult part for you, atleast i've provided you with the mobile number of a single female that lives so close to you that you could meet up before the end of the day if you wanted to....so really wats making the 1st call...trust me the ladies wouldnt call unless she's that desperate.

Sending repetitive asl's over the same mobile number suggests to my software that you'd like to change your user profile,so if your friend's using your phone to get a match...means we end up changing your preferences...lol
btw, tell your friend to get a phone now...ow much be sim card

anyhoo,thanks again everyone and take care